Ok you guys me not updating is really justified… I'm having horrible chest pains, pain-in-the-ass teachers, important tests and getting used to my new job! So my updates will be even slower now, but don't worry I will keep updating as much as I can!

This one was inspired from a story I read! I forgot the story's name though…

Summary: in which Erza, punishes Natsu, but still promises to make it up to his girlfriend Lucy…

Rated T for implied violence and bad language…

It was a beautiful day in the city of Magnolia, the birds were chirping, the people were in the cheerful mood. The day was indeed a beautiful day…

"NATSU DRAGNEEL COME AND TAKE YOUR PUNISHMENT LIKE A MAN!"

I spoke too soon…

"E-Er-Erza calm down p-p-please." Natsu was pleading for his life from the scarlet-head demon that was growing bigger each minute…

"CALM DOWN! HOW DARE YOU DO THAT PERVERTED STUFF TO OUR INNOCENT LUCY! HUH?! NO MISTER, I WONT CALM DOWN UNTIL YOU ARE PUNISHED!"

"EEPPP!" Natsu squeaked and run for his life.

"COME BACK HERE AND FACE IT LIKE A MAN!"

"I'M NO MAN…..IM A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON!" Natsu yelled as he run out the guild for his dear life…

"Oh, I will show you motherfucking dragon, you fucker…" Erza said in a stern voice as she rolled her sleeves up, she turned to a sweat dropping Lucy Heartfilla AKA Natsu Dragneel's boyfriend.

"Don't worry Lucy, I'll make sure you marry Gray to make it up for killing you boyfriend…" Erza said as a scary-ass smirk made its way on her face scaring the guild members even more.

Gray who was sitting next to Lucy looked at Erza shocked, "don't I have a say in this?"

Erza glared at him, making him regret his life choices, and said in a commanding voice, "why? Is Lucy not good enough for you?"

Gray gulped and strutted, "N-n-no E-Er-Erza-san, sh-she's w-w-way t-to g-g-good f-f-for m-m-m-me…" he hoped the ghost of Natsu won't haunt him for this…

Erza nodded and went after Natsu in her flight armor…

Lucy turned to Gray who still looked he saw the devil himself, "do you think we should plan the wedding?"

Gray was shaken out of his trance and answered, "no, maybe Natsu will survive…"

"ERZA NO, I'M SORRY!"

"SORRY WON'T DO IT!"

"I take that back, let start planning the wedding." Gray quickly took back his words.

"I think so too, Natsu don't worry you were the only person I ever loved, but if Erza makes me marry Gray, I will have too. Unlike you, I want to die peacefully…" Lucy prayed for Natsu. Then turned to Gray and asked, "What colors should the flowers be?"

"Whatever you want."

"How about pink?"

"For Natsu's hair?" Gray teased his 'fiancée'.

"Yeah…" Lucy blushed as she twirled her fingers timidly.

"ERZA NO PLEASE DON'T USE THAT!"

"Pink it is." Gray agreed.

"Gray?"

"hmmmm?"

"I think we should plan the funeral first…"

"ERZA NOT THAT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Agreed…"

Lucy sighed, and muttered "he really shouldn't have teased me in front of Erza…what on earth was he thinking?"

Gray heard her and smirked, "you seemed to be enjoying it…"

Lucy blushed and bonked his head "SHUT IT!"

"Yes dear," Gray stopped smirking, Lucy could be a second Erza, and he really didn't want to die like Natsu…

"ERZA PUT THAT DOWN! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

The whole guild prayed for the beloved dragon slayer and muttered "may he rest in peace" Lucy was starting to plan the funeral with Mira and Lisanna, Levy was comforting the blond who held a crying Happy…

"SOMEBODY HELP ME!"

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