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71. PEACE
Remus sank into an armchair in the Common Room with a book, sighing in relief.
Finally. He could just relax for a while. No disturbances, no pranks, no-
"Rem, my love, I'm feeling ever so dirty- can you please come and clean me up?"
Grrr.
72. BANANA
"Remus, I wanna have your banana."
"There's one right there, take that."
"But I want yours!"
"Why can't just you take that one?!"
"Because I like your banana. It's nice."
73. HEAT
He felt as though he was on fire. The flames rippled up and down his body, drowning him. His lover caressed him, softly and gently, passionately and fiercely, all the while sending shocks and shivers up his spine. The unbearable heat was taking over him, engulfing every part of him- mind, body and soul.
74. TRAPPED
Normally Remus would say that being locked in an empty, unused classroom with Sirius Orion Black was pure torture. Why? Sirius Black fidgeted, sighed, snorted, giggled and could not stay still for more than 5 seconds! The boy simply did not stop.
But maybe, just maybe, this time, Remus might actually like it.
Why?
He locked them in himself.
75. LAST
They say that just before you die, your whole life flashes before you. And on that fateful night in the Department of Mysteries, all Sirius Black could see was Remus Lupin.
76. WISHES
"Make a wish Sirius." Remus whispered from next to Sirius as he blew out the candles.
"I don't need to. I already have what I want." He gazed at Remus meaningfully.
Remus grinned and rolled his eyes. "You're such a ponce."
"You love it."
77. SPARKLERS
"Wow! Remus, these are soo cool! Look, I can spell my name!"
"Sirius, please be careful. You're playing with fire."
"Hmm yeah, whatever... Ooh, Remus what should I write now?!"
"Sirius-"
"Ooh! I know! I'm a genius! Read it Remus, read it!"
"Sirius you're behaving like an over-.....Sirius, are you actually asking me to move in with you using Sparklers?!"
"Uhh... Hmm...Is that a yes?"
78. SURPRISE
"Please, Remus, pleaseeeeeeee. I really want it! God, it's a beauty."
"No, Sirius, that motorcycle is way too dangerous."
"But-"
"No buts."
"Please. Why not?"
"I just told you!"
"But-"
"No Sirius."
"Fine. But- but- You suck!"
"...You swallow."
79. ART
"Please, Remus, tell me again why you are buying a painting of a naked lady?!"
"It's ART, Sirius. Why are you so mad?"
"Because..! Rem- It's a painting of a naked lady!"
"...Ah... You're jealous."
"-What?! No!"
"Sirius Black, you daft dog, it's just a painting. Nothing more... Okaay?"
"Hmphf. Don't blame me when you leave me for the painting!...Why are you laughing? Stop laughing!"
80. NOISE
"Rem- What's that noise?"
"What noise?"
"Can't you hear it?"
"Nope."
"Come closer, then."
"...I still can't hear it."
"Closer."
"Sirius- what noise are you talking about?"
"Come closer!"
"Sirius! What are you doing?!
"Seducing you."
"Well, stop it! We're in the Common- Mphf!"
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