Ask the Akatsuki and Gir

Ask the Akatsuki and Gir

DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the Akatsuki, or Gir. (But I wish I owned Deidara…)

Author's Note: I think you people gathered this by now, but for latecomers, I'm Rya.

Rya: ONWARD!! First for this new chapter is from… XxxArashixxX

Waves slightly
Uh... none of you remember me, I hope...
So... Kakashi... what was your first thought when you found out that you were going to teach Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura?

-The Voice In Your Mind (A.K.A- Arashi)

-Kakashi suddenly appears-

Kakashi: What…?

Rya: Oh…um…okay.

Kakashi: What's going on?

Rya: -explains everything-

Kakashi: Oh fantastic. –Sigh- I spazzed because I knew Naruto had Kyuubi No Kitsune in him.

Rya: …Okay. Next is from…Kazumi's back!

Kakuzu: Oh fantastic. –Sigh-

Yays, kazumi is back XD

can I join?

I cook, clean, can kill people like i showed in the earlier chapter with my awesome evilnessness and now am immortal and am now a jashinist :D

i will also provide all the money for the organization and would like to be teamed up with Kakuzu and Hidan :3

but be warned, i spoil the people that im a fan of XD

meaning Kakuzu will get money whenever asked, Hidan will get a sacrifice partner, Kisame will get a person who'll make sure no sushi or fish related stuff is around, Itachi will get a pocky and dango provider, Sasori will get a body provider for his puppets, Deidara will get a clay provider, Zetsu will get a dead body snack provider, Pein will get a person who will give him awesome piercing pieces when asked, konan will get a shopping partner XD, and Tobi will get a best friend who will always play with him when asked

loves ya all XD (hugs them all and kisses Kakuzu on the cheek again and quickly runs away, leaving another suitcase full of money) XD

Deidara- thanks for the clay! XD (blows up high school with a big bang) ART IS A BANG BxTCH! XD

Itachi- I'm sorry dude. (Gives him a dango and a box of pocky) won't do it again :3

Kakuzu- dude, I'm not gonna hurt you when i stalk you, i only stalk you when u r fighting people, i like to watch, your skills are very awesome and perfect, i don't see why you need a mask though, you're very handsome (blushes) (gives him a truck load of money) what did i say? Im gonna spoil ya all! XD

(drags in a tied up person and gives them to Hidan) here ya go, a live sacrifice XD

(rids Akatsuki base of all fish related food)

(gives Sasori a body to make into a puppet)

(gives Deidara a giant bag of clay)

(gives Zetsu a dead body to eat)

(gives Pein silver stud peircings from France)

(gives konan an awesome beautiful porcelain comb ornament of a blue lily made of sapphire from china)

(plays video games with Tobi)

loves ya ppl XD

Rya: Oh god…LONG!!

Pein: Awesome peircings! And sure…you can join. Rya: Wait, I'm in too you know. That would make 11 of us. Pein: -shrugs- The more the merrier. Rya: We're evil.

Pein: …

Deidara: YES!! THANK YOU!!

Tobi: TOBI LIKES KAZUMI A LOT!! –hug-

Kakuzu: -faints-

Hidan: I love you.

Konan: Hey this is cool. Thank you.

Zetsu: Yum…-eats body-

Rya: I still haven't gotten used to that…-twitch-

Sasori: Oh cool. –takes body and starts to make the puppet- Thanks Kazumi.

Itachi: Well…thank you. –eats dango like a maniac-

Rya: Oh snap…he's gonna get a rush…EVERYONE DUCK AND COVER NOW!!

Itachi: -twitch twitch- -runs around in circles so fast he breaks the sound barrier- WOOO HOO HOO HOO!!

Rya: -ducks behind Deidara- EVERYONE HIDE!! NOW!!

Akatsuki: -hides-

-2 hours pass-

Itachi: -rush dies down-

Rya: That was scary…let's move on to Rockcrab.

Itachi-sama- Yeah, that's why I said it.

Hidan- I don't want to die... hides in a box

Sasori- I'm still hiding in the box Heh. I'm the three-foot-tall brick wall!

-Rockcrab

Itachi: Tch…whatever.

Hidan: Kazumi gave me a sacrificial body. I don't need you.

Sasori: -sigh- 1 foot tall, baka.

Rya: Whatever…oh hey it's Jade again!

Akatsuki: Oh good Lord…

HIYA

Itachi FANGIRLS WILL RAPE YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!
Hidan how many times can you swear in one sentence?
Tobi Yay, will you be my friend?
Gir (hands muffin to Gir) this is a magic muffin, it will turn into any flavor you want.
Kisame do you lose your teeth as frequently as sharks? If so may i have one?
Rya see you in school
Konan Coolness, love the serpent
Pein did getting those peircings hurt? How much?

Itachi: Oo –twitch-

Hidan: !# &# (#! #&) )&#& There. Happy now?

Tobi: TOBI WILL SAY YES 'CUZ TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!!

Gir: I LIKE IT!! Flavor of…. everything!! –poof- YUM!! –eats muffin-

Rya: Ew…

Kisame: Yeah…here. -hands Jade an old tooth-

Rya: Oh please don't remind me. I no like school…

Konan: Thanks.

Pein: Take a guess. –raises an eyebrow-