"Tayuya, you think we should find out what the baby is?" Sakon asked rubbing Tayuya's belly.
"Why? I'd kinda like to be surprised about the gender." She asked, leaning back and grabbing her flute.
"Yeah I guess, so are you gonna teach one of them how to flute?" Sakon asked, as Tayuya began one of her songs.
"It's how to play flute, shit for brains, and yes." She replied going back to her song.
"Alright, don't bite my head off." He said, slightly chuckling. "So when's Ukon supposed to be back, he was only going to Taki."
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" 'Come on Kidy! Lets have sex under the waterfall!' 'No Ukon, what if we get caught?' 'Don't worry, we won't get caught!' " Kidomaru said as they were being dragged off by a couple of Taki nin.
"If you didn't scream so much we wouldn't of gotten caught!" Ukon yelled back as they were both taken into the jail.
"What are they?" The nin behind the desk in the jail-house asked, pointing at the two wet teens in front of him.
"We caught them having sex under the waterfall!" The shinobi holding Kidomaru said.
"Oh, that's just plain disgusting! Lock them up!" He yelled, the two other ninja following his orders and taking them to their cells.
"Well thanks Ukon! Now Orochimaru-sama will kill us!" Kidomaru yelled, grabbing onto the bars that separated the two.
"Hey, I still got the scroll, plus I can get us out." Ukon smugly replied, suddenly falling to his back and grabbing his stomach.
"AHH! HE STABBED ME!!" Ukon screamed, one of the guards coming to check on him.
The guard unlocked the door and bent over to check on Ukon, as the teenager slowly entered into the guard's body.
"What? What are you doing?!" The guard frantically asked.
"Unlock his cell too, and you might live." Ukon said, the guard quickly following his orders.
Once the cell was open Kidomaru ran out, and Ukon exited the guard's body. Kidomaru threw one of his yellow web kunai into the guards forehead, killing him instantly.
"What I tell ya?" Ukon asked, swiftly using the henge no jutsu to turn into the guard.
Kidomaru replied with a smug "I hate you so much right now" look and henged into another random guard. The two casually walked out of the jail, and speedily taking off towards Oto.
"Thanks Ukon." Kidomaru asked, changing back to his normal self.
"Oh, I'm getting more than thanks when we get back." Ukon relied, turning back and putting on a smirk.
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"So, what do you want?" Sakon asked Tayuya, his head laying in her lap.
"What, you mean gender-wise?" She asked, getting a nod from Sakon "I think I'd like boys."
"I dunno, I think I'd prefer girls."
"Yeah, cuz you are a fuckin' girl."
"Hey, I'm a transvestite, not a chick!" Sakon replied chuckling.
"It shouldn't be too long, just a few months and we'll see." Sakon said, starting to fall asleep in her lap.
"Did you forget I'm the pregnant one?" She said, smacking him in the head.
"Ow, I'm still aloud to be tired." He said, rubbing the bump she made.
"Fuck you Sakon, why do I have to love you so much?"
"Cuz I'm so damn sexy."
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"So you think he'll be mad?" Kidomaru asked.
"Nah, Let's just say we got stuck fighting."
They walked up to the door in his office, finding it locked. Ukon put his ear up to the door, and pulled back, a small stream of blood leaking from his nose.
"Let's play guess what Ukon heard!" Ukon said, pinching the bridge of his nose, using his other hand to wipe away the blood.
"Never mind, just leave the scroll at the door and let's go..." Kidomaru said, walking off.
