Title: Real
Author: Keg369
Gear: Have no idea
Pairings: None
Warnings: Kyuubi is bisexual and a bit of naughty language
Author Note: Thank you all so much for the reviews I was really starting to get depressed. P.S. My English isn't very good but I think it's getting better.
Tsunade stared at Kyuubi who was blinking at her expectedly 'was she calling her fat?' Tsunade fought the insane urge to giggle it was just such a girl thing to say if the situation wasn't so desperate.
"Where is Naruto Kyuubi?" Kyuubi gave a frown at that and it was Iruka who answered the question.
"He's here Hokage she turn him into a baby somehow."
"WHAT!" Tsunade drew in a breath looking at the baby in Iruka's arms who was staring back at her grinning his little head off as if this was all some big show up on just for him.
To her surprise there were suddenly several people standing beside her what was left of the rookie nine and Gai's team were all glaring at Kyuubi.
It was Sakura who stepped up "Give him back." It was a demand Tsunade cursed the girl's stupidity a slow eerie smile crossed the demon's features.
What was the demon up to "Give me one good reason why I should?"
Sakura hesitated "He's my teammate."
Kyuubi snorted, "You hit him and yelled at him all the time, never treated him with any kind of respect, ignored him when he would have give you the world. Not loving some one back is understandable but was it really necessary to treat him like shit. Even after all that you had the balls to come and ask him to go get the slut."
Sakura was looking suitably ashamed Kyuubi's smile got more wicked looking past Sakura "Next."
"What's the point you'll just turn whatever we say into something else and you never said you'd give him back if we did give you a good reason." Shikamaru stood in front of Sakura looking defiant. "We wont play your games."
Tsunade couldn't help the pride that welled up in her chest.
Kyuubi's smile hadn't left her face "You always were my favorite. Naruto's only true friend."
Shikamaru gave her a long measuring look "Don't try to butter me up and make me emotional talking about being Naruto's friend. You obviously want something or else you would have kill us all by now."
Tsunade waked over to Shikamaru and hit him over the head.
"I'm the Hokage I'll be asking the questions."
Shikamaru rubbed his head muttering Troublesome under his breath.
She turned once more to face Kyuubi who looked more than amused. "So why haven't you killed us and why have you taken Iruka and umm Naruto hostage?"
Kyuubi glanced at Iruka frowning again "Who said they were hostages?"
Tsunade could feel a head ace coming on "Well then what are they?"
Kyuubi looked strangely uncomfortable " Naruto's my baby and I'm not really sure what I'm going to do with Iruka now. But I like him and I'm keeping him."
"I knew it! I knew he was demon spawn!" Tsunade didn't even get to tell the ninja who had said it to shut up before his head was flying past her.
Kyuubi's left hand was out stretched in front of her the index and middle fingers were out the rest of her hand closed in a fist what appeared to be a orange whip coming out of the tips of her fingers burning a hole in the street (AN: think Sesshoumaru from Inuyasha and yes I ripped off his whip cause I think it looks cool.)
Tsunade felt her heart clench in fear how could she be so fast?
Kyuubi's red eyes were narrowed. "IF ANY OF YOU SONS OF BITCHES GOT ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY, NOW'S THE FUCKING TIME!" She was looking far more demonic now her face looked foxish her claws lengthening.
Tsunade didn't know what to do when Naruto started to wail. Kyuubi immediately calmed down looking over at Iruka who was trying to shush Naruto.
Kyuubi moved closer to Iruka moving her tail away from his neck much to Iruka obvious relief.
Tsunade noted that Kyuubi only came to Iruka's shoulder delicate looking in every way odd that a demon that killed so many would be so small.
She gently took the crying Naruto from Iruka's arms rocking him.
Iruka himself didn't move Kyuubi's tail had wrapped around his waste making it impossible to move.
They looked strangely like a family she shook her head to rid it of the thought.
"You all hated him for on reason. He was never me. I actually thought he was for the longest time but he could never be me. I would never want to love and protect something as useless as this forsaken place. This village broke him apart killing him slowly. So I saved him the only way I could. I'm going take him away. I sold my soul just to get him away from here."
In shock Tsunade whispered, "Why haven't you killed us Kyuubi?" Kyuubi looked up at Tsunade her face now expressionless.
Then Kyuubi looked past her to the ninja looking at her horrified
"It would be meaningless to kill you all now. You're too scared and ashamed. Keep it bottled up inside you. Silently. Just as Naruto did behind that smiling mask."
"Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Pretty speech Kyuubi but it's time to go." Tsunade looked up in the air to see a large white cloud floating above them.
"Fine. Say good bye Iruka."
"Wha…"
CRACK!
Tsunade stared where Kyuubi, Iruka, and Naruto had once been as tears began to stream down her face.
AN: so?
