Hey, so, Charles is worried about your dog.

I know you want to keep everything in your life a secret but it would help to know where he is or at least if he's okay.

He's in a safe house

Of course.
A safe house.
For a dog.

You think I'd just leave him alone and defenseless?

No, of course not, I just wasn't thinking it would be so elaborate.

He's with my sister

I thought you didn't talk to your sister.

I don't

So, what, did you just leave Arlo on her front step or something?

Of course not
She lives in an apartment. I tied his leash to her door handle

Does she have any idea who he is?

I put a note on his collar

The old baby on the back stoop trick.

What?

You know, all those stories about little old couples who find babies on their back stoop?
The baby's in a basket with a little note that says, "Please take me as your own, my family can no longer care for me"?

That's the saddest thing ever
Is that what happened to you?

No!
Why would you say that?

I just feel like it would explain a lot

A lot like what?

Rosa?

What kinds of things would it explain?