T: Here is chapter 7. Sorry for the wait, it took me a while to think of a good way to make this level funny. Anyway, read and enjoy.
A few days later Shadow woke up from his long sleep on the Master Emerald. When he woke up he noticed two very important facts, one the Master Emerald which he was sleeping on had vanished and he was floating in the air. He quickly fell to the ground and landed flat on his face, he looked around to notice he was on the bird temples still, but instead of seeing them surrounded by the canyon, they were suspended in the sky.
"Since when do temples fly?" Shadow saw an entire armada of the temples ranging in size.
"Since now!" Shadow turned around to see Black Doom standing there in person.
"Black Doom?" Shadow had noticed the alien overlord wearing the Master Emerald around his neck.
"Give me back my Master Emerald..." Shadow pointed to the emerald that hung from his neck.
"NO! MINE!!" Black Doom held the emerald necklace like it was his life.
"NO THAT ROCK IS MINE!!" Knuckles had sprung out of the ground and flew towards Black Doom with a burning hatred in his eyes.
"I CALL DIBS ON IT!!" The three of them then began to fight each other to the death on board the bird temple.
Meanwhile, Dr. Eggman was looking at one of his monitors which could reveal ALL of the world current events. He saw the Black aliens destroying the city of Westopolis, he saw how crappy the GUN soldiers were with their aiming and he even saw Shadow, Black Doom and Knuckles fighting it out over the Master Emerald. The fight itself bore a strong similarity with the fights from the popular Super Smash Bros. games.
Eggman couldn't stand seeing these mad random events any longer, you could tell because the tapping of his left foot increased rapidly.
"Those stupid idiots! They're destroying EVERYTHING! That's my job!!" Eggman was waving his hands around, emphasising his annoyance.
"I was once the main villain of the Sonic series, now look at me! Reduced to a mere bad guy who helps the good guys!!" Eggman spat at the word 'good'. He then slammed his fists hard against the keyboard, the words on the screen were entered into the Google search bar.
"What the? AHHH!!" On the monitor was numerous websites that the Black Arms had created. The web page consisted of several words, 'HA! WE BLACK ARMS RULE! EGGMAN SUCKS! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!'.
"That does it..." Eggman had steam coming out of his ears.
"Send in the Russian! I mean, send in the Eggman fleet!! CHARGE!!" Eggman pointed towards a random wall which the Eggbots ran into several times, creating a very humorous scene.
Eggman slapped his forehead, he realised now why SEGA demoted him to 'Crummy villain' from 'Main Antagonist'. If his lackeys couldn't even follow simple instructions, what hope did he have with creating the Eggman Empire.
Back on the bird temples, things had settled down. Shadow had disposed of Knuckles by kicking him off the edge of the temple, plummeting to his death while Black Doom had quickly sold the Master Emerald on EBay. He and Shadow agreed to a strange peace until they found the Emerald again.
Shadow had a look at the fleet, it consisted of mainly flying temples made of rock and formed in the shape of a bird. The only odd thing was that there was a flying racoon in the air as well; it wore clothes identical to Superman.
"How the heck do these things fly?" Shadow had no idea how temples made of rock could fly.
"I transported these brilliant flying fortresses to this planet over 2000 years ago." Black Doom looked at his amazing armada.
"Aren't they magnificent? They are the perfect killing machines, ready to impose terror into the hearts of all who look upon them!!" Black Doom began to chuckle madly.
"By falling to pieces...?" Shadow looked at one of the temples and it seemed to be collapsing.
"WHAT!?" Black Doom turned to see one of his marvellous creations fall to pieces.
"Tch, yeah...really frightening." Shadow pretended to be scared, this angered Black Doom greatly.
"SILENCE!" Then he saw a random fleet appear out of nowhere in a 'poof' cloud motion.
"Hmm-hmm, do these fools really believe they can stop ME!?" Black Doom seemed to be really confident.
"Um, encase you haven't noticed, but they have actual BATTLESHIPS! You know, made of metal, with cannons that can blow you to pieces! And at least his ships aren't falling apart." Shadow looked at the mysterious fleet; he wondered who the commander of the fleet was.
"I AM THE EGGMAN! THAT'S WHAT I AM!" These words came blasting out of the speakers on the flagship, Shadow now knew the owner of the ship, apart from seeing the giant smiling face on the ship.
"Well here comes the doctor."
"The fool! He shall fall to our amazing armada!" At Black Dooms words, half the fleet fell apart, crumbling to dust.
"Last time I send our armada to a planet with extreme wind and rain erosion 2000 years in advance..." Black Doom looked rather annoyed, but quickly snapped out of it.
"...GO SHADOW!!" Black Doom phased through the ground hoping to hide from the battleships approaching.
Shadow leapt off the temple and began to plummet at a billion Mph screaming his head off. After he managed to get on the ground and pass several loops, he arrived on one of the bird temples; it appeared as if the starfish was there as well.
"Shadow, use our amazing cannons and shoot his fleet down!"
"Why?"
"Because his ships are better than mine, this is unacceptable! Only the Black Arms should have the best ships in the universe!!" Doom's eye began to destroy one of Eggman's machines by strangling it.
Shadow hopped on the turret and aimed at the battleship, he was ready to pull the trigger when, he decided to shoot Doom's eye.
"HEY STARFISH!" Shadow fired a missile at him.
"What? Oh no..." The next thing that happened was Doom's eye was shot right in the eye.
"NO! BY BEAUTIFUL EYE!!" Doom's eye hid behind a pillar and began to cry about how no one appreciated him.
Shadow then turned the cannon to shoot at one of Eggman's ship; he thought he would aim for the turrets first before taking out the rest of the ship. Shadow fired a shot at it and due to the ships heavily reinforced armour and shields, it was destroyed completely.
"Well now, that was easy. I hope the doctor didn't see me do that..." Shadow hopped off and continued further ahead.
He arrived at a bird temple that was still afloat, he noticed a very familiar machine hovering in the air, it seemed to be answering the call of the wild.
"Take this stupid temple!" It was Eggman.
"Doctor, why are you peeing all over the temple?"
"Corrosion effects my dear Shadow." Eggman had finished and floated next to Shadow.
"I didn't know that machines could answer the call of the wild."
"I designed this machine and Metal Sonic to be able to pee whenever they want." In the background you could hear a faint watery noise.
"METAL SONIC, STOP PEEING ON THE BATTLESHIP CONTROLS!" It would appear Eggman was arguing at his insane machine.
"NO! MUST SURPASS SONIC IN EVERYWAY!!" It sounded like Metal began to pee a lot more.
"Shadow while I deal with this pest, would take down those annoying bird temples?"
"Well..."
"Great!" Eggman's machine began to follow Shadow as he sighed and proceeded inside.
"OHMYGODSHADOWSTOPHIM!!" Several Black aliens yelled as Shadow took a step inside.
"Wait, I could be helping you!" Shadow tried to reason with the homicidal aliens.
"WE COULDN'T CARE!" They began to attack Shadow which resulted in him becoming very angry.
"ARGH! DEATH TO ALL WHO OPPOSE ME!!" Shadow was about to unleash his most devastating attack.
"Hey Shadow it's me Doom's eye." The starfish appeared at the worst possible time of all.
"CHAOS..."
"Oh no, not again!" Doom's eye hid underneath a random table in temple.
"...DEATH!!" Shadow had completely destroyed the bird temple and several other ships of both sides.
He was plummeting to his demise laughing his face, Doom's eye flew down to Shadow and began to slap him several times. Eggman's machine was screaming at the top of its lungs while it fell to its demise.
"SHADOW YOU IDIOT!! NOW WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!"
"DON'T BLAME ME! BLAME THEM!!" Shadow pointed at the Black Arm soldiers who were writing their wills to their families.
"LIKE I SAID BEFORE! ALLOW THEM TO HURT YOU!!" Doom's eye held a nuclear bomb in its tentacle.
"HOW'S THAT GOING TO HELP!?"
"I DON'T KNOW...!" Shadow then used an old cheat code, Infinite Hero powers.
"Chaos...Control!!" Shadow flew in the sky, it was during this he realised something.
"This blue sky...staring at it from afar...where have I seen this?" Shadow was extremely puzzled as he flew through the air, it looked very familiar.
"You see it every day, wherever you go." Eggman's machine had activated its hover boosters and was somehow keeping up with Shadow.
Shadow ignored this fearing another talk from Eggman about how great he was and how he deserved to be the main villain. Shadow finally arrived at another temple, he saw a turret to shoot down a ship and the jewel to destroy the temple.
"Quick Shadow, destroy that power source!"
"Why?" Shadow gave a puzzled look.
Eggman's machine gave an annoyed look before picking Shadow up and throwing him into the power source, effectively destroying it. Shadow was once again dazed and couldn't hear anything correctly.
"Well done Shadow, now proceed to the turret and blow my ships out of the sky!" Shadow looked at the screen with a confused look before performing the deed.
The ship took an amazing one hit before exploding violently, Eggman's jaw dropped on the monitor while Metal Sonic laughed his head off at his master expression.
"Shadow! Why did you destroy my ship!?"
"You told me too!"
"No, I said to destroy the remaining power sources. Not shoot down my ships with glee!"
"Shoot down your ships with glee? Okay!" Shadow punched the monitor and quickly legged it towards the remaining ships.
Several hours later he had brought majority of Eggman's fleet apart from the flagship he could see it further ahead. He then pulled out a Chaos Emerald and said the words.
"Chaos...GET ME TO THAT SHIP!!" Shadow teleported onto the bird temple that was directly underneath Eggman's flagship.
Shadow could see Doom's eye throwing hundreds of stones really fast, his tentacles looked like a blur. He walked up to the starfish, and asked what was going.
"What do you think!? THERE'S A FREAKING BATTLESHIP ABOVE OUR HEADS!! SHADOW DO SOMETHING!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!" Shadow raised an eyebrow at the starfish's last words before climbing up a few ruins and standing just in front of the ship. He stared at it before motioning with his hands.
"Shoo." Shadow repeated this another two times before the most unexpected thing happened.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" The remainder of Eggman's fleet vanished quickly.
Doom's eye stared on in disbelief while Shadow stood there with a huge grin on his face, his huge masculine chest stood out with his chest hair blowing around in the wind.
"OHMYGODSHADOWYOU'RETHEFREAKINGBESTWEALLWORSHIPYOU!!" Shadow felt like he was a king.
"Great, think you could let me down?" The temples dropped off Shadow, in some random jungle.
"I didn't wanted to be dropped off here!!" Shadow yelled at the retreating temples.
"TOUGH! HAHAHAHAAA!!" The 'ships' had flown off into the distance leaving an extremely angered hedgehog behind.
"Those little shi-" The result screen quickly appeared before Shadow finished his insult.
The result this time around was 'ZZZ'. Shadow stared at the letters with disbelief before turning to face the screen.
"They don't pay me enough for this!" He then walked off into the jungle.
T: There we are, hopefully you had a good laugh at this chapter. Till next time.
