A/N: This is an AU prompt from the drabble meme part 9 left by feldhocky9.
Prompt: Rachel is an exchange student and the Puckermans are her host family.
So keeping in mind that Rachel is a foreign exchange student, I made her English less than perfect. So all mistakes in her speech are intentional and oh how it pained me to write them. I also put her words in her native language in English since 1) I don't speak it and 2) it's a bunch of symbols!
Puck couldn't believe the bad day he had been having. The football team had lost yet again, no Cheerios wanted to hook up with him after the game and his mom just informed him that he had to sacrifice his room for the next three months to the new foreign exchange student that was going to be staying with them. He was being demoted to the fucking couch. All he wanted to do was go and have a few drinks at the after game party (who cares if they lost) but no, he had to go home and meet the new kid.
Trudging up the stairs he opened the door to his room and started to change into some pajama bottoms (since he was going to be sleeping out in the open), completely unaware of the sleeping person in his bed. When he flipped on the light, Puck barely managed to contain his shout as he saw the figure sit up and rub their face.
The female teenager clutched the bedspread to her body as she cried out in Hebrew, "Who are you?"
Instead of answering he just stared at her. He looked long enough to notice the sleep mussed dark hair (it made him wonder if that's what it looked like right after she'd been fucked), big brown eyes, a very distinctive nose, a tiny Star of David necklace and white virginal looking nightgown before he was racing back downstairs. "Ma, why is there a girl in my bed?"
"Oh that's Rachel, Noah. She just got in from Israel," she started to tell him.
He had a dumbfounded look on his face as he asked, "Were they having some sort of sale on mail order brides at JewsRUs?"
Ava Puckerman lightly slapped the back of her son's head and admonished him, "No, Noah. She's the foreign exchange student I've been telling you about. Now go back up there and introduce yourself to her and be polite."
"Yeah yeah," he muttered as he went back upstairs. He knocked quietly on his bedroom door (how fucked up was that) and cleared his throat before entering. "Sorry about earlier, I just wasn't expecting you to already be here and asleep. I'm Puck by the way."
She gazed at him with a curious expression on her face before speaking clearly in almost perfect English, "Puck? Who are you? Mrs. Puckerman says that her children's names are Noah and Sarah."
He shrugged his shoulder and watched how her eyes tracked the movement of his muscles and smirked. "Yeah that's me, I'm Noah. It's just my friends call me Puck."
"Well seeing as how we have just met and are therefore not friends, I call you Noah. Although I do hope we be friends before my time here is over," she smiled at him. "I'm sorry for taking over your bed for next three months. I told your mother that I am perfectly fine sleeping on couch but she insisted that I have a bedroom."
Puck crossed his arms over his chest and noticed that her eyes were once again trained on his muscles and told her, "It's alright. I don't mind having a hot babe in my bed, although I usually prefer to be in it with her." He winked at her when she gasped. "Just let me know if you ever want me to join you in my bed."
He then walked out of his room chuckling to himself at the scandalized expression on her flushed cheeks as he pondered just how long it would take before he was back in his bed, preferably with her.
