Holly dragged Artemis to the nearest soft surface, which happened to be the couch. She pushed him down once again. Both of them were totally naked, writhing as one, when Artemis heard the doorbell chime. He had just pulled his pants on when Juliet burst in, a shopping bag in either hand. Holly was hiding behind the couch.
" Why are you half naked Artemis?" She said with a giggle. Artemis attempted to form a plausible explanation, but failed. Juliet stared wide eyed, taking in every square inch of his torso while he pulled on his shirt. It was then that Juliet noticed the other clothes strewn across the floor.
"Arty! Do you have a Girlfriend?" Juliet burst into a fit of giggles. Butler surveyed the room. Then, he reached behind the couch and pulled out a naked, squirming Holly. Her face was flushed. Butler's face, on the other hand, was starch white. Juliet was on the floor laughing, and Artemis was cowering behind the sofa. Butler dropped Holly on the couch, and dragged Juliet upstairs. Artemis was about to push Holly out the door, but she got a hold of him first. She dragged him upstairs as well. Artemis couldn't help but notice that she was still naked. Once they got to his room, she threw a condom at Artemis, and lay down on his bed.
" Holly, we can't. OK? I'm sorry, but-" He was unceremoniously unclothed and forced down on the bed. Artemis sighed.
Juliet and Butler were in the upstairs parlor, when they heard a low moan coming from two rooms over. Butler was about to go check it out, when Juliet grabbed his hand.
"No, Butler, he's not in trouble. He's …" She trailed off, but her meaning was well understood. Butler blushed, not a common sight.
A/N Sorry it's short, but I was a little pressed for time. I'll try to update again today, but I can't make any promises. R&R, no flames, ideas welcome, Holly ISN"T getting pregnant, so don't bother suggesting that please.
