I'm Dying Here!

Oh for the love of everything…NOTHING has happened. NOTHING! Not with EQ, not with WW, not with ANYTHING!

This BOD is the most worthless and inactive group of people I have ever met.

The Merrie Men and I got so bored that we started stealing from them and randomly placing the items around the castle, placing bets on how long it took for the items to be found.

It takes a shocking length of time.

Needless to say, EQ is the exception. We don't mess with her and it's not because of the distraction her change of clothes has created. It's more like she may be all "Changed," but nobody wants to be the person (and victim) to make her relapse.

And boy do I miss Belle. Yes, Lacey freaked me out, but at least it was something to talk about. She and Neal went off to the Dark Castle for goodness knows what, and I so would have joined them if it weren't for Roland, my boy from dear Marian (may she rest in peace). And also …. well… there was also a nagging feeling of doom that seemed to emit from every pore when I was around them, especially Neal.

Roland of course is always a delight, especially because he is great as EQ bait. It's the only way I can see her to "admire" her new dresses. But then she started recycling her wardrobe, so even THAT got old. Picking fights with her is still fun, but I can never seem to get beyond that.

*Sigh*

I'm not sure what I would do if it weren't for Granny. Besides target practice, I also help her wind the wool she uses to knit listening to her stories of her time as a werewolf.

At least somebody is fun around here.

I am so desperate I've even resorted to praying in the chapel with Friar Tuck, begging the Almighty to have something, ANYTHING, happen.

No luck even there.

I think I'm going to bed now to just cry.