Chapter 7: Vodka:
Author's Note: Sorry for the little wait. Little case of writer's block, but I am back! Enjoy the new chapter! I claim no ownership over Star Trek or its characters.
Uhura and Chekov wandered through the abandoned warhouse lost and scared.
"Q, this isn't fair. At least give us a chance at escaping!" Chekov said.
Q didn't reply.
"Q?!"
There was only silence.
"Q, I'm trying to challenge you to a drinking competition." Chekov yelled.
"Alright, fine." Q said appearing in front of Chekov.
"Whoever can drink the most vodka wins? If I win you get us out of here?"
"Sure and if I win. You and your little friends say here forever and you get turned back into a flag."
"Deal."
"Are you sure you want to do this Chekov?" Uhura whispered to him.
"Don't worry. We play this game in Russia all the time. I know I can win." Chekov replied.
Q snapped his fingers and Vodka appeared. They each poured a glass and drank one. They each kept drinking and drinking one after the other with no looks of either of them slowing down, but they were both getting quite drunk.
"Youknowwhy I always messwith peoplein theuniverse?" Q asked drunkingly.
"Becauseyou're stupid andhave issues?" Chekov replied drukingly.
"No becausethe universeis stupid!"
Chekov rolled his eyes, "You're insecure."
"Shut up." Q said and started laughing.
"What'ssofunny?"
"You're head- your head looks like a peanut."
"You're drunk. Gemmeyourkeys. You're drunk."
"Noyou're drunk. Yougivemeyourkeys."
"Neither of you guys own cars. Cars haven't existed since two centuries ago." Uhura commented. She looked worried about the amount of alcohol they were consuming.
"Shut up!" Chekov said before laughing.
"I think both of you should stop drinking and find another way to resolve this." Uhura said.
"No! Thechallengemustgoon!" Q slurred.
They continued to drink and drink getting even more drunk as they continued. They started laughing at a penny on the warehouse floor. Uhura tried to convince them to stop again only to be laughed at so she gave up. Eventually, Q passed out. Uhura smiled.
"Chekov, you won!" Uhura shouted.
"Dan rig I won! Russians alwayswin!"
Chekov then passed out and Uhura looked from him to Q quite worriedly hoping to herself that Chekov didn't drink enough alcohol to kill him.
Author's Note: Wasn't that fun! I thought it was fun! What about you? Review!
