READ AND REVIW! I don't mean to be that annoying person, but I would highly recommend reading my other parody, "Apocolyse at Pat Catans". If you like this, then you should love that! Anyways, this is Gale's POV. Enjoy his strange mind! Sorry it's so short though...
Dear Diary,
So, the funniest thing happened the other day! The word on the street is the Peeta, Katniss' stalker, saw her and me kissing on her porch the other day! YES! Now, I don't mean to be rude, but he was really starting to get on Katniss and my nerves.
So, it was about time he found out! Now he will BACK OFF! Or so I thought...
Okay, now this is where it gets good. He brought Katniss in some cupcakes, probley trying to impress her or something. But they were plastic cupcakes. Talk about mean, dude. Why would you give a poor girl fake food?
She told me she was so happy at first, because she thought they were real, but then, seeing they weren't, for some reason she lost it. Point two for me!
But then, earlier today, he comes up to me screams at me for "Ruining his life", attempts to punch me, but miserably fails. I cought his hand mid-air and bent it back, braking his wrist. Oops:) My bad.
The only trouble now is the KATNISS feels bad for HIM! And on top of that she is pretty mad at me, saying that, "I went to far," and "It's not his fault he's mental," or "I love unicorns as much as the next girl,". Wait, maybe not that last one...
-GALE
