Hey guys! It's been a loooong time since I updated this so called story. None of you got the last author's note, so I handpicked some of the reviewers here.
Hope you'll like it! UNBETAED.
Go on!
What is Love?
By: KayeLuv
Chapter Seven: Too many
"Ouch!" Dan said. "What are you going to do with me?"
The mysterious person didn't reply.
"Answer me!" Dan yelled. "I can call the police, you know. And I'll report you for kidnapping!"
Still, didn't answer.
"Who are you?"
Silence.
"I give up," Dan said. "I'll just wait for our destination."
Later on…
They both arrived in front of a mysterious hotel, they went in.
The hotel was simple, beige walls, carpeted floor, and perfect furniture. No big deal. They both walked to a hidden room, the mystery person typed some numbers and a door opened.
"Go in," the mystery person said.
"Okay…" Dan said walking in. When he walked in the room he became shocked.
Amy's here, Nellie's here, the Cobras, and the Holts! Why are they even here?
"Amy! Nellie!" Dan yelled running to the girls. The three hugged.
"Enough with the celebration," the mystery person said, walking in.
"Who are you?" Ian asked.
"I'm…" the mystery person removed the mass. "KayeLuv."
Everyone gasped except for Natalie.
Apparently, she was doing her nails. "Who are you and what do you want with us?" Natalie said still concentrating with her nails.
Everyone nodded.
KayeLuv cleared her throat. "Let me properly introduce myself," she said. "I am KayeLuv, you can all call me, Kaye. I am a fanfiction author and have powers."
"Big whoopee," Natalie said sarcastically rolling her eyes, "another lunatic, Ian."
"I am not a lunatic!" Kaye replied harshly. "I am here for your punishment."
"What do you mean punishment?" Ian and Amy asked in unison.
They both blushed.
Kaye looked at both of them and smirked. They are meant for each other.
"Your punishment in stealing my recorder," Kaye said. "So, now you have to suffer."
"Why you little-" Natalie said while trying to get something from her Channel bag. "Hey! Where's my dart gun?"
"Looking for this, I suppose?" Kaye said, holding the dart gun in her hands.
"Give that back!" Natalie yelled. "Or I'll sue you for everything you're worth."
"Nuh uh," Kaye said making the dart gun disappear.
"Cool! She really does have powers!" Dan squealed.
"Yeah, I know," she said a matter-of-faclty. "Back to Natalie, I'll give this back to you when all of you listen to something."
"Listen to what?" Natalie asked.
"Listen to this," Kaye pulled out a black recorder.
"Hey, I've seen that recorder!" Dan said.
Everyone agreed.
"That's what Dan shoved onto me!" Hamilton said. Amy and Nellie agreed.
"Well, that's the recorder that mysteriously appeared on my desk!" Ian said.
"Yes and yes," Kaye said. "And all of you-" she smirked. "-recorded here."
Everyone gasped, a lot gasping today except for Natalie.
"I don't care who owns that, or what it did to us," Natalie said. "I just want my dart gun back!"
"Natalie…" Ian glared at Natalie.
Natalie unaffected said, "I see she has your journal."
"What?" Ian said in surprise. "But I locked that in my room… Bloody Marie! She didn't buy a new lock!"
"It's right here," Kaye said,holding the journal so everyone can see. "And so are the others."
"She has my Cheetos!" Nellie screamed.
"S-she has my book," Amy said quietly.
"She has my sewing kit!" Hamilton said. "I mean, uh, Mom's sewing kit? But still, hey!"
Some snickered.
"She has my ballet shoes!" Reagan said.
"She has my moose keychain!" Madison said, angry.
"I don't care about all of your belongings!" Dan yelled. "My Ninja Guiden video game is with her!"
Everyone argued.
"Everyone, settle down! Settle down!" Kaye yelled.
Everyone looked at her.
"So, if you want all your belongings back, you all have to listen to this recordings and whatever else I say," Kaye said evilly.
"You know, Kaye, is it? Yes. You can be a Lucian," Natalie said.
"I am one."
"Oh, then never mind."
"So, about the deal," Ian asked.
"Ah yes, the deal," Kaye said. "First, I need back up."
Then three other girls went in.
"I'm Evanescene456," one girl said, "also known as Eva."
"I'm Lieutenant Evergreen," another one said, "also known as Lt. E. or Evergreen."
"And I'm Sanity Optional," the last one said, "also known as Sanity or Kashi."
"There we go," Kaye said. "Lt. E. will be staying with us permanently. While Sanity and Eva will stay here only until the first recording, then another two will replace them."
Everyone nodded.
"Any questions?" Kaye asked.
Ian raised his hand.
"None?" Kaye asked.
Ian raised his hand higher.
"None," Kaye said smirking. "Let's start."
I have been officially ignored. Never in my life was I ever ignored! Ian thought. I hate it here.
"What did you thought, Ian?" Kaye said glaring at him.
"Nothing."
"Good," Kaye said looking back. "First one up is Dan."
"Me?" Dan asked.
"Yeah, you," Kaye said.
"What will you do to me?" Dan asked.
"This," Kaye pressed a button in the recorder and Dan's voice started.
Hello? Hello, is this thing on? Yeah, there we go!
Everyone looked confused. And Amy finally spoke, "She's playing what Dan recorded, right Kaye?"
"Good girl, Amy."
Ian looked at Amy, impressed. Amy didn't see.
Ignored, again? C'mon! he thought.
"Shush!" Kaye said to Ian.
Hello everyone, it's me Dan!
"You mean, Daniel," Natalie stated while doing her nails, again.
"Quiet, Nat! I want to hear myself!" Dan said.
"Don't call me that."
"So, stop calling me, Daniel!"
"Never."
"Hey Nat!"
"Ugh, fine."
"Yey!"
Twenty-one years old and proud of it. I'm here today in my awesome ninja headquarters also known as, my room.
"Bloody idiot…" Ian said. "Still obsessed with ninjas…"
"Hey!" Lt. E. spoke. "He is awesome!"
"Yeah, I am awesome and am not an idiot!" Dan replied. "Thanks for the backup, Lt. E.!"
"No problem," Lt. E. said. "Ninja Master Dan."
Dan eyes widened. "Woohoo! I'm a ninja master, uh huh!"
"Quiet down, Dan!" Kashi/Sanity said. "I'm trying to listen here."
"Sorry."
It's sunny out, quiet, birds are singing, plants are growing… okay now I sound like a reporter or something.
"No you don't," Eva interrupted.
"Dan, why did you have to describe the outside?" Hamilton asked.
Dan shrugged. "I don't know."
"Okay…" Hammer replied.
Anyways I'm here to talk about a certain topic called, love. Yes, love.
"IT'S THE APOCALYPSE! DAN'S TALKING ABOUT LOVE! AND HE'S NOT EVEN THROWING UP!" Lt. E. yelled.
Everyone stared at her except Natalie.
"She's right," Natalie said, not knowing what was being talking about.
Lt. E. stared at her and looked at Kaye for backup, Kaye just nudged at her.
Maybe it all started when cavemen ruled and dinosaurs existed…
"Sounds like a good origin, considering love was never thought out thoroughly..." Eva said.
Lt. Evergreen, Kaye and Sanity nodded.
"Kind of true, actually," Ian stated, trying to gain attention but never did.
Everyone ignored him.
Ignored.
"Ian…" Kaye said, motioning for him to keep quiet.
The Holts snickered.
Ian glared at them.
Honestly, I'm not so sure when it really started. A lot, and I mean a lot of people don't understand this topic. Even the most intelligent scientists and philosophers don't even understand this certain topic, what I'm about to talk about today.
"Nuh-uh! Kowalski from The Penguins of Madagascar knows what it is! And I quote: "It's a chemical reaction in the brain inducing bliss, highly addictive," Lt. E. started. "TAKE THAT!"
"Hey, you stole my line!" Kaye said.
Everyone stared at her.
"Never mind," she said then she magically made a bag of Cheetos appear and started eating.
How vulgar, Ian thought. Cheetos? Vulgar.
"I heard that Ian," Kaye said.
Ian flinched.
"Can I have some Cheetos?" Nellie asked.
"Sure," Kaye agreed.
Soon everyone was asking for Cheetos, even Ian and Natalie.
"Here you go," Kaye said. "Here you go."
"Everyone, just go back to your seats," all of them groaned.
Magically, bags of Cheetos were on the clue hunters' laps except for Ian.
"Hey, what about me?" Ian asked.
Kaye didn't reply; everyone snickered.
Ian grumbled.
Even me, I don't understand this stupid topic Amy keeps on nagging me to think about. Honestly, I don't think I like love. It's so… vulgar!
"Whoa, big word alert! Since when did your vocabulary grow Dan?" Lt. E. asked, shocked.
"Since I read the Webster dictionary," Dan said, everyone looked surprised. "You know the one with comics in it, the Garfield one."
Now it's happening Amy's smartness is spreading. This is terrible! I just used a very big word. That was weird.
"Wow Amy, you are contagious," Dan said jokingly.
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"STOP!" Sanity and Eva yelled. "That's enough."
They looked at each other and laughed and did a high-five.
Anyways, what did love do to us that was bad? Hmm… let's start from the beginning, Gideon and Olivia Cahill? Yup, that's a good topic to start out.
"What else is there?" Ian asked.
He looked around. Ignored, Ian thought.
Let's see… When Gideon and Olivia met what do you think happened? Maybe, love at first sight or second sight or even third sight.
"Daniel, I mean, DAN. What is wrong with you?" Natalie asked.
I'm not Gideon, how should I know. Then or even maybe they started dating, wait, were there dating then? Nah, never mind that.
"You know, that's not a bad thing to Google..." Lt. E. said.
"I think, there were courtships then or something like that," Kaye answered.
"I agree with Kaye," Eva said.
"Me too," Sanity said. "No but really, I should Google that."
Then they got married, nothing happened, yet. But when they're children came along things started to get messy. You all know the story. The hunt for the clues, the clue hunting, the clue hunt… Aren't they all the same? Eh, anyways everything started because of G.O (yeah that's right I gave them a nickname).
Lt. E. was about to say something when Kaye cut her off.
"G.O?" Kaye said stifling a laugh. "Who would name them such a thing?"
"I agree!" Sanity laughed. "Who would make such a thing?"
"Me," Dan said.
Nobody answered.
Or in other words, love. Because they both had children that fought with each other and so on so forth. Then war, fights and betrayals, more fighting became of that and never would be united. Because of it there were a lot of bloodshed, deaths, murders and crying. What if G.O never got married? Nah, that would be worse. There would be still love on the Earth.
"Whoa, dude," Nellie said. "Are you going serious on us or something?"
Dan just shrugged. "I don't know."
Hmm… because of love for the clues and love for Amy and I my parents sacrificed themselves. Sometimes I wish I would be dead right now.
"You should be," Natalie said, "in Korea."
Amy and Ian blushed.
But one fateful flaw for that I would never ever discovered… Ninjas! Oh yes, ninjas! With the hai ya! And other hai ya!
"Yeah, you go Dan!" Evergreen started.
"Go Dan, go Dan!" Kaye chanted.
Kashi and Eva followed. "Dan! Dan! Dan!"
Then the four girls laughed.
Maybe I should take back what I said, love is something you can cherish for the rest of your lives, nourish it, care for it, now I sound like a gardener. Any who, just remember don't take love for granted. That's all I have to say right now, because I'm going out for lunch with a girl. Yes, a girl. Not Amy! A girl, thanks for listening! Hope you learn something, because I did.
Everyone went silent.
"You are going serious on us, kiddo," Nellie said, shocked. "I thought you were lying then."
"I think I was," Dan said jokingly.
"So does it mean Amy is not a girl?" Hammer said, a little frustrated.
"NO!" Amy, Dan, and Ian said in unison.
"Hammer, she is a girl," Dan started.
"But you said-"
"Never mind what I said."
"But-"
"Enough!" Kaye yelled.
The two boys settled down.
"At least that's over," Reagan muttered.
"Anyway, the recording of Dan is over," Kaye started.
Dan cheered.
"So, does that mean we can have our belongings back?" Ian asked.
"No."
Everyone groaned.
"You'll have your chances," Kaye said.
Everyone except Dan, Lt. E, Eva, Kashi, and Kaye shuddered.
"But now, we have to say good bye to Kashi and Eva," Kaye said sadly. "Bye!"
"Bye!" Kashi yelled and went in a peculiar portal.
"Bye everyone, It's been lots of fun!" Eva finished and followed after Kashi.
"Now the good byes are over," Kaye started. "Two new ones will replace them."
"Aww…" Dan said. "I'll miss Kashi… and Eva."
"Nice save," Nellie whispered.
Dan smiled.
"The two new ones' identities are unknown," Kaye said. "You will soon find out, when you come back."
"Next one is, Amy," Lt. E. told them.
Amy groaned.
"See you next time," Kaye snapped her fingers.
"How about our belongings-" Ian shouted but disappeared.
"Ignored," Kaye said, fist bumping with Lt. E.
"So, who are the next two?" Lt. E. asked.
"I don't know, yet. But we will find out soon," Kaye replied.
Done! Done! Done! Hope you like it! I actually think it's kind of choppy, if you ask me. Not one of my best.
So, do you want to be on Chapter eight just like Kashi and Eva? So, include this in your review, "I want to be in Chapter 8!"
You might just get picked! Remember only two spots open!
So, I remember the ideas of "Reading The" ideas. You know, reading the –insert 39 Clues book here- So, I kind of twisted mine and made it, instead of Reading The -insert 39 Clues book here- ,the one they're all commenting on, are the recorded recordings in the last few chapters! So, next one is Amy! (It will be in order).
Now type in your review, "I want to be in Chapter 8!" now! (If you want to get a spot)
~Kaye
