Alright, so this chapter was finished early. Phineas and Ferb have tied with two votes each so, SOMEONE VOTE!! Remember Perry and Isabella are technically in the polls too.


Outside, Love Händel was just finishing the haunted house Phineas instructed them to build. Upon Phineas and Ferb's arrival into the backyard, Danny ran over and pleaded for a break from work.

"Phineas, please, dude, we haven't slept for hours," Danny wailed. Phineas was taken aback at the sight of a grown man crying at his feet.

"Uh… guys, I'm sorry to say this, but Isabella comes home today! We have to get this done," Phineas declared, and grabbed the welder from Danny. Ferb snatched the buzz saw from Swampy, and together the two shooed away Bobbi. Phineas and Ferb then proceeded to do what they do best, a building montage to background music.

"Phew, that was harder than expected; who knew a blowtorch could turn flamethrower like that?" Phineas asked as he and Ferb stepped back to admire their work. It was an exact replica of the haunted house they had built last summer for Isabella. A car horn sounded across the street, which meant Isabella was home. Phineas broke out into a nervous sweat. Ferb waved his hand in front of Phineas' eyes, which had gone blank with fear.

"Phineas?" Ferb said. Phineas snapped himself out of it and turned to face his stepbrother.

"Ferb, what if she still hates me?" Phineas asked, peeking over the fence and looking as Isabella and her mom entered their house.

"She's not going to hate you, not after all you've just done for her," Ferb indicated the monstrous building behind them, "How could she?" Phineas smiled; he knew Ferb was right. So he tidied his hair, took a deep breath, and walked over to Isabella's house. He knocked three times, and waited.

Isabella's mom answered with, "Oh, hello, Phineas, so nice to see you, my, look how tall you've gotten, you must have grown a couple of inches since the last time we met."

"That was three days ago Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro," Phineas answered, then continued by asking, "Is Isabella home?"

"Yes, I believe she is, but she's not in a good mood," Vivian replied, and Phineas' face fell.

"Well, can I at least talk to her?"

"I don't see the trouble in that," Isabella's mom replied. She called out for Isabella and after a few moments Isabella appeared in the doorway. Her eyes narrowed, and looking fearful Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro went into the kitchen.

"What do you want?" Isabella snapped. Phineas became very nervous and tried to respond.

"Well, Isabella, the thing is…" but she cut him off.

"No, you know what, Phineas? Forget it."

"F-forget what?" Phineas asked tentatively.

"You're here to apologize for sending those three weirdoes to hit me with a folding metal chair, aren't you?" she asked,

"Yes, but Isa…"

"Abupbup! Phineas, I've been waiting almost seven years for you, and you know what, I believe I've gotten over it and over you!" She yelled the last part and slammed the door in Phineas' face. He stood there for a second, not knowing what to do. Then the gears started turning, it was time for drastic action.

"Ferb!" Phineas yelled as he ran into the backyard, fighting back tears. Ferb looked up from his book.

"So how did it go?" he asked politely. Phineas didn't answer but instead took out a menacing looking ray gun.

"I'm sorry, Ferb, but drastic times…"

"Phineas, what are you doing?" Ferb said, putting his hands up defensively and backing away.

Phineas took aim and finished, "Call for drastic measures." With these final words Phineas pulled the trigger and shot a ray of green light at his stepbrother.


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