Hey guys happy Thanksgiving! I don't own epic rap battle of history, Harry potter/ Lord of the rings in 99 seconds, or any other youtube videos. (but I reccomend watching it, they're pretty good.). Now the guys learn about the interwebs and find out what fanfiction is. Anyways I'm probably going to be doing a Q&A with the characters, so please send questions you can leave them in the reviews or message them to me.
To chapter 7 we go.
Chapter 7 What is this again?
Ember's P.O.V
I knew this was terrible, but I had no choice Pony wouldn't get up and the "deadly tickling" didn't help either. I had one last resort
Music.
I grabbed my laptop, put it near Pony's head and searched for the song. I pressed play, and turned the volume up. I went back to the kitchen
"I'm apologizing to your ears right now." I knew they might hate it.
"7 a.m waking up in the morning gotta be fresh gotta go down stairs..."
Pony wouldn't even budge. I went to my next option
Nyan cat. And did the exact same thing after 10 songs of failular I saved my favorite to last.
Gangnam Style
The music started, that was my que to gently wake him up, and start dancing until he'd leave the room.
"Heyyyyyyyyy sexy lady op op oppa gangnam..." He started to stir, yes the guys were staring at me, one day they will know this dance. Two-bit eventually caught on to the only dance moves and joined me. Finally he got up, and had a creeped out look on his face when he saw Two-bit dancing. He ran right out of that room and into the bathroom
"I think I got him up Dar." They appluaded Two-bit and I as we bowed. After Pony was "man" enough to come out. After that little episode, I tried explaining what the internet was. Some of them had the idea, but not a very clear idea. So I just showed them and they seemed pretty amused by it. I started off simple by using google.I didn't want them to see facebook or twitter because I don't have either of those and I never really got into the Idea of people saying what they were doing right then and there which I didn't really care about, so I never went on or got into it. So then showed them youtube and showed them some of my favorite videos on there, including epic rap battles of history with Elvis in it. They would enjoy that. And I showed them some videos that are famous for being hated like Friday and Hot problems. They did have a question every now and again like
"How does this work?"
"When does it come out?" Most of these questions I couldn't answer since I am far from being a computer wiz. But the one thing I wish I never showed them was FanFiction, boy were they mad about some of the stuff on here since they kept forgetting it was fake.
"Johnny, I didn't know you had a little cousin."
"Pony, I don't have a little cousin this is fake remember."
"HEY I DID NOT SING AND DANCE TO THAT SONG, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO SINGS IT!"
"So Dar, what's your little secret you're hiding?"
"I never met that person before."
"I don't do that stuff."
"I never REMEMBERED doing that."
"Johnnycakes got himself quite a few girls on here."
"Be quiet Two-bit."
"I didn't want to show this to you guys, but I think that you have a right to know. You'd be madder at me if I didn't show you at first." I said, and they all nodded their heads in agreement except for Darry, who seemed pretty into finding out what others thought of the kind of situations they'd be in.
Johnny's P.O.V
Golly, I didn't really know how to react, I mean wouldn't you be shocked when you found out people were writing about you, and somehow knew everything about you, like someone wrote a book about you, then turned it into a movie. Some of the stuff was pretty funny and how we reacted just made it funnier. But what caught my eye is the time travel stories, I mean its pretty much the same as how we are now. Steve seemed a little steamed after some of the stories, and how some of them made him seem kind of a jerk in general or just to Pony. Which wasn't always true, he was jealouse of Pony because how much time Soda spent with Pony instead of him. He sort of liked him, but not always. Sometimes I'd wish Pony would see that.
Soda's P.O.V
I liked the funny video things Ember showed us. I think that Elvis won that rap battle thing. My favorite had to be smash or smlashed or whatever you called it. Pony seemed to enjoy that Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings in 99 seconds. They were pretty good singing all those books without spoiling so much of them. And we watched a few of "paints" other videos, and he's pretty funny. And then we watched some Jenna marbles chick, I am pretty sure she and two-bit share the same mind if she thought about Mickey more they'd be perfect. But she had a boyfriend, Max.
FF
Its only been 3 days, and it felt like we've known Ember for a long time. Like I don't know how to put it, she was like a younger sister now. She was a little of all of us Two-bits sense of humor, How she can pretty much drive anything on wheels like Steve, great at sports but best at archery like Darry is with football. Energetic like me, obsessed with books like Pony, and could be quiet and shy when she didn't know what we were talking about or just in general like Johnny. She knew how to get Johnnycakes to laugh and talk a little more which is amazing.
Dally's P.O.V
Today she had to go to her archery practice thing, and told us all to come. That was the first time we went outside her street, passed the convienent store which was at the end of her street. She told us that it was going to be a trip there and back, honsetly I didn't know how we were going to get there since she couldn't drive and we didn't have any wheels. When she opened her garage, and we all had shocked faces. Bikes and wood things called a skateboard.
"I am NOT riding on a bike or skateboard, I'll look like a pansy." I stated.
"Oh yes YOU are, relax no one knows you guys here, not many people will see you we just have to cross 2 small almost empty streets then its all a hiden trail no one goes on. Its to long to walk."
"Noone's gonna see me?"
"Not really only like one or two people but they're old and really nice. So you won't be made fun of. Besides skateboarding here is really popular and everyone thinks it cool or uh tuff."
" We don't know how to."
"Just hold on to the backs of the bikes then, I'd pull you but I'm not strong enough yet."
Embers P.O.V
We decided who would get what, I had plenty of bikes not enough for all of us and since Pony and Johnny were the lightest out of us we had them be on the skateboards. Darry thought it might be dangerous, untill I said this
"Darry, people hold onto cars, and be pulled by them on the busiest streets and barely get close to a small scrape. And besides if someone falls off the bike won't take them down since they could let go." He thought about it for a minute
"You got a point Ember, alright they can be pulled." And we were off. After everyone fighting over bikes, they finally were happy enough to go. Pony held onto Soda's bike, Johnny held onto Darry's, I held onto Steves bike but after we got up on a small hill I let go and skated. And showed them a few tricks like jumping over old woden benches I saw every now and again, riding on rails and just jumps. Darry seemed a little worried every time I did that, but I reassured him I knew what I was doing. After 30 minutes of riding we were finally here. Luckily I had a small class that needed a few more people and coach didn't mind at all. She seemed pretty happy having new comers who didn't know what they were doing. I tried teaching Dally and Darry archery since they were a little more responsible then the others, because I questioned two-bit with a bow and arrow at first, Soda and Steve fought with my arrows, Pony and Johnny weren't sure of themselves doing this and seemed a little nervouse. I rather have coach teach them anyway she knew how to teach people stuff, I didn't really.
Coaches P.O.V
Ember came in a little early then usual but when I saw her and seven other guys, I found the reason. I found some bows that were close enough to everyone's strength. I grabbed arrows with styrophoam balls duct taped to the arrow. I always start off new comers with these to made sure they felt confertable with shooting arrows and if they could hit the target. I had Ember helped me with them. After 2 hours of this, I gave them real arrows, and the first person to hit it was
"JOHNNY YOU ALMOST GOT A BULLS EYE!" He was like Ember on her first day, nervous but when he hit that target the first time,I knew that he'd be great at this just like Ember.
"OH MAN SO CLOSE!" The one guy with the sideburns yelled.
"WHOO HOO!" The one with the very blonde hair cheered. They were all pretty good at this, normally by now after 4 hours most people are still using the styrofoam balls on the arrow and missing. Then I heard a slapping noise. One look at her target, and she had the biggest smile on her face everyone stared at her.
"Ember, I knew you'd get that eventually." Right in the middle of her target was her arrow in the bulls eye. I went over to her target, and wrote the date on it July 19th, 2012. Found a nail and hammer and then hung it over by my olds students first bulls eyes. After another two hours I hear that same sound, it was Johnnys target. He had a perfect bulls eye, all his friends stared suprised at him.
"WAY TO GO JOHNYY CAKES." And cheered for him.
"Hey Johnny, want me to hang your target next to Ember's or do you want to keep that arrow?" He looked a little unsure.
"You can think about it if you want, Ember has class again this week and you guys will probably come again, so you can think about it if you want to."
"Hang it up please." He whispered with a smile. And I did the same to his like I did with Embers. After that Ember and her friends left. I looked at the two newest targets hung up. I was extreamly proud of those two today.
Pony's P.O.V
The trip there was fun, I didn't have to do much but hold onto the bike. Ember was doing all these cool tricks. And after a while we got there, her coach seemed really happy to see a few new faces in her club. She first gave us bows and arrows. Then giving us a target to shoot at, but after a few hours of shhoting arrows with styrofoam she gave us real arrows. Ember got her first bull was more excited then Two-bit watching Mickey with cake and a beer. Then a few more hours, we heard another bang. Johnny had a huge smile on his face and after I saw what he was looking at I yelled
"WAY TO GO JOHNNYCAKES!" Everyone thought I was crazy until they looked at his target and cheered.
"Johnny want me to hang it by Ember's or do you want to keep the arrow?"
"Hang it up please." He whispered. He still had that smile on the way back to Ember's house. Until we saw a few figures. Uh oh.
Whats going to happen? Dun dun DAHHHHHHH, haha review and all that stuff, sorry if it was a little short. I'm still thinking about doing a Q & A with them so send in questions. PLEASE, haha. Thanks for reading.
