Jacob's P.O.V.
OH.MY.GOD. That was so funny. After I poured the red paint on her I started to run off, then I heard her yealling,
"JACOB BLACK YOU BETTER GET YOUR SORRY ASS BACK HERE"
I just can't get enough of her. Then she started going into hysterics. Man I better watch out I thought. Ah whats the worst Bella could do to me, and the leech can't
do anyhting about it either. Oh that was so funny. When I reached back to my house the others were waiting for me. Sam was the first to speak,
"What are you laughing about Jake". "Oh god if Sam finds out I dumped red paint all over Bella, I am in sooooooooooo much trouble." All of a sudden Sam yelled,
YOU POURED RED PAINT ON HER. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU JACOB"
I just turned and ran out of the house I was so scared. All of a sudden my Cell Phone started to ring. It was Bella.
"Hello"
"Hey Jake it's Bella"
"Oh hey Bells what's up."
"Oh nothing I just fot done getting the red paint out of my HAIR" She screamed the last part.
"Sorry" was the only thing I could muster
"Well if your really sorry could you do me a favor" She asked in a small seductive voice.
"Sure Bells, anything you want"
"Well I was wondering if you could watch my 3 cousins this afternoon because I'm going on this convention with Charlie and they can't come so is was wondering if you could watch them for me".
"Uh...Sure Bells"
"Oh good. I'm just about to your house now.Bye."
"Bye" I decided it would be a good time to go back to the house. When I got there I saw three little toddlers standing by Bella's side. They were all giving me evil smiles Uh Oh. When I got to Bella and the three toddlers I stopped.
"Oh high Jake these are th three you will be taking care of. This is Dalton, Kelly, and Aaron. Guys this is Jacob Black" She smiled down at the three.
"Hi Mr.Jacob Black Sir." They were still giving me the same evil smiles.
"Ummm...Hi" I said back a little scared now.
"Well you three have fun. And watch out Jake they can be a handful". She winked at me and then she was gone. When I turned around the three were not there. All of a sudden I heard a loud bang sound from inside the kitchen. I ran in and there lying on the floor were pots, pans, dish clothes, and towels everything was on the floor and then they stood up and ran. I ran after them. They were headed towards my room. OH NO.When I walked in I almost fainted.
"Kelly quit marking on my bedroom walls"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"I then turned around to see Aaron jumping on my bed
"Aaron stop that"
"How do you sleep on this thing. I mean your about 700 ft tall."
"Get Down"
"Why"
"Because you could get hurt.and Bella might actually kill me"
"That would be fun to watch,don't you think Dalton."
"Yep watchin cousing Bella kill him would be quite a show" That's when I turned around and saw Dalton going through EVERYTHING in my closet, draws, everything.
"Hey get out of there".
"What's this" He said holding up my cell phone.
"That's my cell phone. May I please have it".
"Nope" and he chucked it out my open window.
"HEY". He then started to run off and laugh. He can run pretty fast for a little guy.All of a sudden I heard chanting.
"Go Dalton"
"Yeah"
"Go Dalton.Beat his butt". I just turned around shocked. All of a sudden all three kids had tackled me to the ground. That drew the line.
"THAT'S IT. YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO TAKE A NAP" I yelled. They all nodded. Soon Kelly came up to me.
"Mr.Jacob Black where's the bathroom, I gotta go pottie." I then took her to the bathroom and went to get the others settled in. Once I got out of there and had them all taking their naps I went and took a shower and sat down on the couch.I mumbled to myself
"This is going to be a long day" All of a sudden I was ambushed from behind and knocked to the floor.Again. I turned around to see the kids staring at me trying not to laugh.
"What's wrong with your hair" Aaron asked me
"What.What are you talking about?"
"Well Uh..."
I ran into the bathroom and what do I find
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! What happened to my fucking hair". I screamed in a girlish voice. My hair was a hot pink color with purple highlights.
"What did you little brats do to my hair" They just screamed and ran away. When I was getting ready to run after them my cell phone rang. THANK GOD IT"S BELLA.
"Hello"
"Hey Jake anything wrong"
"No"
"Okay I was just calling to let you know that I'm coming to pick up the three."
"Okay"
"Bye"
"Bye"I hung up and went to find the kids.
"Guys Bella's coming"
"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" They all screamed.All of a sudden there was a knock on the door. I ran as quickly as possible to the door. Kids in tow.
"Hey there guys. You have fun." She asked giving them all hugs."How was everything Jake. I hope they weren't to much trouble.Oh what happened to your hair." She asked trying to hold back her laughter.
"Don't ask. Just take them back.PLEASE." I was on my knee's and was practcally crying.
"Ok then. Bye." She said as she walked off with the kids following behind her.They turned around and gave me one last evil smirk then they were gone.I went back into the house and lay down on the couch where I was now resting. After a few minutes I drifted off to sleep,but I mumbled
"I will never deal with another toddeler as long as I live".Then I was out.
