Sorry about the delay, but WE'RE back! WE'RE gonna be busy for a while. WE must admit, this was a hard thing for ideas, so WE'LL just use our own. (Sorry to those who posted ideas.) WE do not own AW or KYS, but soon WE will, and when WE do, WE'LL…uh…do something.
Hatchi
Once Rachel is rescued from Antarctica and thawed out of a chunk of ice, Hatchi walks into the KYS studio.
Hatchi: Where am I? Which way do I go to the movies?
Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your star…
Hatchi: Hey there, freaky voice! Do you have a map?
No, I don't.
Hatchi: Well, do you know the way to the theater?
Can we get this over with? I have people to torture! Hatchi…his shop has stolen material…
Hatchi: Now that's a lie! All of my products are legitimate and rightfully mine!
Ok then; where did you get them?
Hatchi: Well…I really don't know. My memory isn't what it used to be.
Yeah, right…
Hatchi: Hey! Are you saying I'm a liar?
Is there anyone else here I can call a liar? I don't think so. Hatchi…he's the oldest living man in the world…
Von Bolt: You're older hggg than me, and hggg you don't need hggg life support? What is hggg your secret? I hggg must know!
Hatchi: I'm not that old! ...Am I?
Von Bolt: If you hggg won't tell me hggg…then I'll make hggg you die!
Fires electric bolt from chair, and zaps Hatchi and then leaves.
Ha ha ha ha ha! Now then… Hatchi… he hates young people.
Everyone shows up, except Von Bolt 'cause he's an old fart. They all beat the crap out of Hatchi, and then they leave.
Hatchi: Make…the pain…stop.
He passes out.
Now you know Hatchi, the oldest living man who hates young people and sells stolen items. That was too easy. Now then, on to Blue Moon!
That's it for Orange Star! Up next begins the torment of Blue Moon, starting with Olaf! Any ideas would be appreciated. Also, please post on CO Chat. WE also have good news! On 7/27, WE'LL begin our new fic, White Nova! Only 16 days to go!
