Into The Modern World

A/N: ...don't kill me? I am so very sorry! With the wedding, the after party and the partying going on the whole week I had no time to write! I know it's a sorry attempt of an excuse but it's the truth! Anyway here are the next two - yes two - chapters because in honesty you guys deserve it and I don't want to fall behind, anyway enough of my babbling. Go on and start read!

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha

Warnings: Yaoi, cursing, mentions of MPreg

Chapter Seven: Tricky Tricksters

Inuyasha wasn't a person who liked to back down, he absolutely hated backing down, and truth is told. Inuyasha also hated when people though he was weak or tried to protect him; he was a half demon for crying out loud! He could protect himself, and having Sesshomaru glaring daggers at well, the other Sesshomaru was irritating him. Even if that demon was powerful Sesshomaru had no right in treating Inuyasha like his bitch!

"Sesshomaru you fuck I am not your bitch, step out of the way I'll handle anything that comes at me myself!" Inuyasha growled.

Sesshomaru stiffened and his voice came out guttural and menacing and deep, making the hairs on the back of Inuyasha's neck stand out. This wasn't Sesshomaru, it was his demon talking.

"Beta will stay behind his alpha!" It roared.

Inuyasha felt his demon whimpering in submission but he pushed it away carelessly. He snorted, "Like hell you overbearing fuck! I won't just bend over for you so you can cool off with the growling you fucker."

Sesshomaru turned and glared at him with crimson eyes. "This Sesshomaru has not been blunt enough with his claim if Beta is still defiant! This Sesshomaru will teach his beta his place when rival is exterminated!"

Inuyasha forced himself to neither shiver or whimper, Sesshomaru wasn't his alpha, they hadn't fucked and that kiss had not been mutual! "Like hell you will, if you try and force me I will cut off some things you jack ass!"

Sesshomaru growled but what ever he was about to say was cut off by the other Sesshomaru. "Truly if you must threaten your beta to keep him beside you, you obviously don't deserve him. It amazes me how very... naive I was back then. Come here Inuyasha, you needn't fear me; I won't force you into anything."

Sesshomaru glared at the elder version of himself and growled lowly. "This Beta is Sesshomaru's! You will not come near him!"

Inuyasha sighed; it was obvious that both Sesshomarus were trying to stake a claim on him: a claim that he did not welcome nor encouraged. "Whatever, you are both Sesshomaru to me and therefore both related to me, and cold, manipulative, unfeeling bastards. I don't screw related, cold, manipulative, unfeeling bastards, so you two can continue your macho fight, I'm out of here."

With that Inuyasha turned away from them and leapt to the other roof, he heard an outraged roar and a soft, exasperated sigh before he felt them tailing him. Inuyasha wasn't stupid he knew that they were faster and stronger then him, and he knew that he couldn't exactly start a fight in a public area. This was Kagome's era not his, the people would die of a heart attack if they knew demons existed. So he tried for a different tactic, you see if Sesshomaru was in this era then so was he.

Inuyasha knew that both half demons and full fledged demons could live for eternity and he prided himself with being strong enough that he wasn't killed off so with that in mind, he kicked it into overdrive and searched for his own scent, which was amazingly easy to find. He tracked it from Kagome's school into a house in the middle of the forest. Kagome's scent was mixed with it which surprised him but didn't worry him. After all this was him they were talking about, he wouldn't hurt Kagome.

It gnawed of Inuyasha that the cold bastards had yet to catch him, by his logic they should have caught him or at least caught up to him a while ago but he sensed that they were still near Kagome's school and not moving. Maybe the demon possessed Sesshomaru decided to take on the elder version of himself before following him? Whatever, this just left Inuyasha with more time to get his plan in motion.

Inuyasha had a plan in mind; he'd find himself and convince him to take sides with him, if that didn't work then well... Inuyasha would just throw his elder self at the horny bastards. What? The older version of himself should be stronger anyway, he could take them.

With that thought firmly in mind Inuyasha jumped onto the first floor balcony and walked into the open door and was shell shocked by the scene before him. Kagome was laying unconscious and bound on what seemed to be his - what technically it was if you thought about it - bed. Sitting on the bed, smirking dangerously at him was himself. This Inuyasha looked vastly different.

For one his hair was cut short - it was barely longer then his chin - and his eyes were red. He had no ears, his demon markings were starring bluntly at him and the way he held himself was different. Inuyasha was always alert and somewhat tense even when their wasn't any danger, his childhood taught him to be like that but this Inuyasha... he held himself confidently and relaxed.

"I'm going to guess that horny bastards one and two are after you?" His older self asked amusingly.

Inuyasha snorted. "Yeah, I was wondering if you could keep them off my tail."

"Well... let me see... no." He answered easily.

Inuyasha started then glared. "You do realize that if I die you'll die right?"

The other one rolled his eyes before stretching his arms over his head and yawning. "They won't kill you; at worse they'll just fuck you, which is perfectly alright with me considering that, that means a free night on not having to bend over for Sesshy."

Inuyasha stared incredulously before he realized what exactly the other had said. "Wait... you bend over for that asshole?"

He rolled his eyes again. "Well duh, it's kind of hard ignoring one's mate when they're hot and heavy."

"Wait mate, you got to be fucking shitting me!" Inuyasha shouted.

He glared. "Shhh Kagome's sleeping! Besides you had to see this coming, we after all aren't stronger then Sesshomaru and never will be and he wanted us, what else did you think was going to happen? We fucked, I got pupped and that greedy bastard is always fucking horny! Sorry if I sound cruel when I say that I don't mind using you to get one full night's rest!"

Inuyasha stuttered, "Pupped? As in...?"

"Yup, five in fact, most of them are old enough so they've flown the coop so to speak but Shou, our youngest still lives with us, though he's at a friend's house today. He doesn't spend much time at home, complaining that hearing us screwing is giving him nightmares." He explained.

"W-wait, a moment here, what do you mean five!" Inuyasha nearly shrieked.

The other rolled his eyes. "You know the number after four?"

Inuyasha growled. "I knew that idiot! I was talking about the fact that you let him knock you up five times!"

"Actually it was only three; we had one, then triplets and then Shou." He explained.

"That's still three times too many!" Inuyasha argued.

"You say that now but after you two have fantastic sex and you hold the first pup in your arms you'll start to think that five isn't enough. I want another but Sesshomaru is adamant that we wait until Shou goes to university." Inuyasha stared at the elder demon in disbelief.

"Like fucking hell I will!" Inuyasha shouted before jumping out the window and heading toward Kagome's house and the well. He was going to get the fuck out of here!

Ten Minutes Later

Sesshomaru jumped onto the balcony and walked over to Inuyasha. He kissed Inuyasha on the cheek. "So how'd it go?"

Inuyasha chuckled. "I think I may have made it even harder on younger-you, he completely freaked out, especially when he heard about our pups. What about you?"

Sesshomaru rolled his eyes. "He is in complete I-will-dominate-my-beta mode; I hope he doesn't hurt Inuyasha by accident."

Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "I'm more worried about you, I think mini me might just go berserk on his ass. Though I must say I think my uncaring attitude was a little over the top."

Sesshomaru chuckled before planting a soft kiss on Inuyasha's lips and twirling a finger through his hair. "I still don't like that you went against me and cut your hair."

Inuyasha rolled his eyes before smirking. "I just wanted to see how it would look like, besides it'll grow back you possessive ass."

Sesshomaru nuzzled Inuyasha's neck fondly, "And you love me for it. That reminds me, why is Kagome here? Should I feel jealous?"

Inuyasha snorted. "No, stupid, I brought her so she wouldn't interrupt them. You remember how she kept getting in our way, remember how frustrating it was? And yes, I do love you baby."

Sesshomaru smirked and kissed Inuyasha who instantly responded.

"Do you guys ever stop!" An irritated shout met their ears.

"Well it appears Shou is home." Sesshomaru murmured into the kiss.

Inuyasha chuckled and broke the kiss, he took Sesshomaru's hand and walked downstairs to greet their son and order pizza, because really Inuyasha may be the Beta but that did not mean he was about to learn how to cook.

A/N: Well, did you guys enjoy it? I hope that MPreg doesn't bother any of you and if it does then I'm sorry but I kind of had it planned this way and if I'm not going to change it now. Anyways if any of you have suggestions on how exactly Inuyasha should have birth - the whole female birth thing is a little iffy with me - then do tell! Also names are welcome, there will be two girls and three boys. Love you, Stonerosy.