Hibari Kyoya

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A year had passed since the incident where Tsuna became fearful of all women. It was his first day of kindergarten and he was not happy. He screamed, he cried, he kicked his dad where the sun don't shine, but it was all for naught as he was still forced into the classroom. His dad was now in the classroom discussing something with his teacher and he was left alone in the doorway.

He peeked around the edge of the door before slowly inching his way inside. He took in the interior design of the room, before glancing at his classmates. He froze; a chill crawling up his body. Females stared back at him. He twitched and they blinked.

A scream tore through his lips, catching everyone's attention. His eyes were threatening to roll back into his head and foam was leaking from his mouth dangerously. Iemitsu blinked stupidly. Hadn't they conquered his fear? He held his chin thoughtfully. They had only tested it on his beloved Nana, which meant…that Tsuna was virtually scared of females. He groaned, smacking his forehead.

"Herbivore," a cold voice hissed.

Tsuna immediately snapped out of it at the sound of a male voice. He tilted his head at the boy standing in front of him. He had messy, black hair, and cold gray colored eyes. A scowl marred his face as his eyebrows furrowed angrily. Tsuna stared at him blankly, like he hadn't just had a panic attack at the sight of females. "I'm not an herbivore, I eat meat and greens, and thus I'm an omnivore."

Iemitsu blinked; when did his son learn that big of words and sound smart? The cold fiver year old growled, "You woke me up from my nap. For that I'll bite you to death." Tonfa were suddenly in the child's hands and he was swinging at Tsuna. Iemitsu gaped when his son easily dodged.

"Oh, I'm so sorry, your highness. I'll bow down to your will," Tsuna snapped back sarcastically. Iemitsu felt faint. The dark haired boy seemed to freeze at Tsuna's words and the brunette took that moment to kick the kid in the face. However, not before the kid lashed back with his tonfa and smacked Tsuna in the cheek.

The two children stopped, Tsuna holding his swelling cheek and the other holding his bleed noise. "…Hibari Kyoya…"

"…Sawada Tsunayoshi…"

It was the start of a beautiful relationship.

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Nicknames

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Sawada Tsunayoshi stared at the group of guys with interest. They were calling each other nicknames that derived from the owner's name. His eyes sparkled with admiration.

He wanted to do that too!

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Yamamoto Takeshi

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Sawada Tsunayoshi woke with a jerk when something hard smacked him in the head. His hand automatically caught the thing as it fell from his head and he glared at it. The thing had woke him up from his nap in his favorite tree. He then blinked. The thing was a baseball. "What the hell?" the small eight year murmured to himself, tugging on his hair.

Hearing the culprit of the thrown ball searching for it down below, he peeked through the leaves of the tree he was in, irritation growing. Seeing it was a guy in his class he scowled and chucked the ball at the boy's head. He was surprised when the guy turned around suddenly and caught the ball with his bare hand.

Tsuna grinned wickedly and jumped out of his tree. He landed in a crouch in front of the surprised classmate. He smiled at him wicked and held his hand out, "The names Sawada Tsunayoshi."

The guy shook his hand, smiling brightly, "Yamamoto Takeshi."

Tsuna tilted his head and crossed his arms behind his head, "Have you ever thought of taking up the sword? You seem to have a natural talent for it."

Yamamoto laughed, "I haven't, but my dad's been trying to get into swordplay."

Tsuna smiled up at his new victim—I mean friend, "I think you should try it out, Yama-chan, you could help Kyou-chan out with the discipline."

Yamamoto laughed again, "Maybe I should." Yamamoto never knew what he was getting into at the time.

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Gokudera Hayato and Lussuria

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Tsuna entered the living room, questions ready for his father but stopped when he saw his dad wasn't in the room. At eleven years old Tsuna knew that his dad wasn't working for some oil drill company, but something deeper…darker. His dad's laptop was open on the coffee table and the brunette's interest was piqued. He carefully stepped over to the computer.

He looked at the page and blinked when it was black with white lettering typed on it. He clicked around the page to see if anything would happen and when he clicked the bottom left corner a screen suddenly popped up. The box asked for his name and his favorite number. Knowing he shouldn't give out his real name he typed in Tuna. Shrugging at the weird question he typed in 1827.

When he clicked enter the box disappeared and names scrolled down the page. He blinked and clicked on the name Lussuria. A voice coming out of the laptop made Tsuna jump, "Eh? Hello? Anyone there? Who are you?"

Tsuna gaped at the screen and questioned, "Um, hello?"

"Oh! Hello, my name's Lussuria, dear! What can I call you, little one?"

"I guess you can call me, Tuna, Luss-chan," Tsuna replied, confused. "What the hell is this anyway?" Lussuria laughed an explained and that was how Iemitsu found Tsuna. Talking to a Varia member on his supposed to be top secret laptop. Iemitsu sighed and resolved to buy his son his own laptop.

It was a year later when he was twelve that Tsuna first talked to Gokudera. He had been on a Vongola website, looking at what the women of the Vongola posted as the Mafia Yaoi when a box popped up saying Gokudera wants to talk to you. Tsuna blinked and clicked okay.

"Why the hell are you looking at Mafia yaoi if you're a guy!" an accented voice shouted over the line. Tsuna blinked and raised an eyebrow as he turned down his volume slightly.

"Because I was interested in what it was, that and I'm gay myself sooo," Tsuna replied.

Gokudera shrugged, "Well, okay, that makes sense. Who are you?"

"Tsunayoshi, you can call me tuna if you like though, only one other person does, but he's blatantly gay sooo, that and it was my username but whatever," Tsuna answered.

Gokudera smirked. "I like you."

Tsuna laughed, "Likewise."

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1827

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After much prompting from Gokudera and Lussuria, not to mention his own mother, Tsuna decided to confess to his love interest. Hibari Kyoya. Tsuna scowled, "This is sooo not going to go over well."

"What isn't going to go over well, herbivore?" Hibari's voice came from behind him. Tsuna twitched and turned around quickly, immediately going on defensive.

"Nothing that concerns you!" he hissed. "Well, it does, kind of, sorta, maybe, okay really does, but whatever!" He could just kiss Hibari and see how he would react. Hmm, it was worth a shot.

"Herbi—" Hibari started but was interrupted by a pair of soft lips covering his own. He blinked and stared at the fluffy brown hair currently invading his vision. Tsuna's cheeks were bright red and his eyes were squeezed shut. Tsuna was about to pull back, but Hibari gripped his hips and kissed back fiercely.

When the two pulled back a light pink was dusting Hibari's cheeks and Tsuna's own blush had actually faded and he was now grinning wickedly. Hibari looked at his…boyfriend…warily. Tsuna's smile turned cute, and he purred out, "Want to do that again?"

Hibari smirked, "With pleasure."

Namimori elementary was never the same when it came out that Hibari 'I'll bite you to death' Kyoya and Sawada 'Demon' Tsunayoshi were dating.

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Mukuro Gang Reactions and Dokuro Chrome

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Mukuro stared down at the smiling woman, trying to intimidate here. So far he was failing. She was just smiling at him brightly. Finally, he sighed and gave up, respect for Sawada Nana rising to off the charts. Did it run in the family or something? He grumbled before leaving the house.

Ken stared. Lambo stared back. Lambo pointed at Ken and stated, "Puppy." Then he laughed obnoxiously and ran away Ken hot on his heels.

"I'M NOT A FREAKING PUPPY, YOU DAMN BRAT!" Ken shouted as he chased after the laughing cow obsessed child.

Tsuna watched the two from the doorway of the kitchen, "Well, those two are getting along."

The two froze in their tracks and shouted at the same time, "WE DO NOT!" Tsuna sweatdropped. Right….

Chikusa sat comfortably on the couch watching T.V. Lancia was sitting in the recliner enjoying one of the many book in the Sawada household. Chikusa ducked his head when Lambo came flying over, Ken right behind him. Lancia lifted his feet to allow Lambo passage, but put them back down, causing Ken to trip. Ken lifted himself up, growling before giving chase to the taunting Lambo.

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Mukuro hummed to himself as he walked down the street. He blinked when a flash of purple caught his eye. He turned and crossing the street was a cute purple haired girl. His eyes sparkled and he dashed across the street tackling the girl to the ground and unintentionally out of the way of a speeding car. He rubbed his cheek against the blushing girl's cheek and purred, "You're sooo KAWAII!"

The girl blinked and gaped at the weird male on top of her. "Ano…could you please get off of me…?"

Mukuro blinked and scrambled off the girl helping her up. "The name's Rokudo Mukuro," Mukuro introduced, smiling.

The girl smiled back at him shyly, "Dokuro Chrome."

Mukuro went sparkly eyed again and glomped the girl, "Mmn! Such a cute name for such a cute girl! I'm taking you home with me, Chrome-chan!"

Chrome blinked, gaping, "EHHH!"

Mukuro blinked down at her, "Well, you don't have a home do you?"

"What?" How…how did you know?" Chrome asked, rolling her bottom lip between her teeth.

Mukuro hugged her closer, "Well, for one, your outfit is ripped and extremely dirty, which suggest sleeping on a dirty floor, and your hair is all greasy like you haven't showered, which also sets off your body odor. Thus, I'm taking you home with me! Nana-chan won't mind."

Chrome blinked, tears coming to her eyes. Mukuro pouted and pressed the girl's head against his chest. The girl burst into tears and she sobbed into Mukuro's shirt. Mukuro suddenly picked Chrome up bridal style and carried the girl back to his new home. He entered the house loudly, proclaiming, "TUNA-CHAN, I BROUGHT A PET BACK WITH ME!"

"OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS POCKY, MUKU-TAN!" Tsuna shouted back before coming down from his room. He took one look at the red and puffy eyed girl in Mukuro's arms and sighed, "Alright she can stay."

Mukuro grinned down at Chrome, "I told you they would agree. Now let's go get Nana, so she can help you clean up."

Thus, another person was added to the Sawada household, and Chrome joined the extremely energetic family.

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ParaNoiablooD: Well, the interlude is done! The Varia Arc starts next chapter! Oh, and about the baby comment last chapter, I'll be doing a spin off where it's true as a separate story, but it's not true for this story. Oh, and before I forget, about Dino's tattoo, Tsuna likes tattoos and so he made an innuendo about the tattoo on Dino's neck. Haha…