Chapter 7: Rin discovers the truth! Anko arrives!

"Obito, what's going on? I thought you were dead! I saw you get crushed by the rocks, and your eye... I gave Kakashi your eye!" Rin looked so confused and upset. The tears in her eyes broke my heart.

"Rin, there is a lot to explain. The first thing I should probably do is take you to see Kakashi." She perked up a little bit at the idea of seeing our old teammate. I help her stand and lead her over to where the other Jonin are waiting. "Kakashi, looks like Rin has joined me."

She looks at Kakashi, taking in the white hair, mask, and a certain orange book. "This can't be Kakashi! He is way too old! Kakashi isn't a pervert either!" Kakashi slumped at her words.

"Rin, you don't even recognize me? Well, it has been 15 years..." Rin covers her mouth in shock.

"That voice... KAKASHI, YOU'RE A PERVERT?!" Sh swatted the book out of his hands and whacked him on the head.

"... I forgot about your awesome strength..." Kakashi fell unconscious, and Rin cracked her knuckles.

"Obito, I want answers. NOW!" I hurried to fill her in on everything that she missed.


"So, you're telling me that we are actually 15 years in the future. To top it off, all sorts of crazy things have happened since we've been gone. If it was anyone else, I would think he or she would be insane, but seeing as you, the teammate I saw die, are the one telling me this I have to believe you." I grinned and rubbed the back of his head.

"I know it's a lot to take in, but we can still have some fun." Rin perked up at this.

"What do you have in mind?" I grinned with such evil intent, the ANBU would be worried.

"I heard Anko is proctoring the second exam. She should be arriving momentarily." Rin laughed and lightly punched my arm.

"Obito, no matter what anyone else says, you are still the number one spontaneous unpredictable ninja in Konoha!"


"Okay, those of you remaining have passed." Before anyone old protest, one of the windows crashed as Ibiki turned in surprise. "Anko, you're way too early!" He stopped upon seeing two intruders.

"Sorry about the window, but nobody uses doors anymore." I grin and turn to the genin waiting. "Hey, a lot of you are still left! Rin, it looks like these tests are too easy." Rin giggles and greets Ibiki, who is still trying to release the nonexistent genjutsu.

Another crash catches our attention as Anko joins the party with her celebratory banner. "Who stole my window?! I had to take the one next to it!" I jauntily walk over and sling my arm around Anko.

"Hey Anko, it's been a while. You grew up to be a fine looking kunoichi. Have you made your move on the scarecrow yet?" Anko looked surprised, but a sadistic grin replaced it in an instant.

"I heard a rumor you finally decided to show your face. What I want to know is why you didn't find me sooner? You are the only other person who can get the ANBU riled up like I can. Did you stop to help out the old ladies and cats again?"

"Sorry, nothing exciting like that. How about we lead the genin to their fates?" She turned to the ninja petrified with fear and commands them to follow.


"The Forest of Death is where you get to spend the next five days." Anko gave the genin the obligatory intro speech. I laughed when she decided to give Naruto an extra whisker.

"I can't wait to see what's in store this year!" I listen to the requirements and the genin depart for their assigned gates. "Anko, I'm disappointed, I expected it to be much more challenging. I think you're getting soft." A barrage of kunai give me my answer.

"The stupid exam makers frown upon a death rate of over 90%. I think you're right and we need to add more giant tigers or maybe a few join to shake things up."

"Aw, I think you just want to go in and make the little genin piss themselves." She sadistically smiled and agreed.

"I just hope Minato's son makes it. He's an amusing little brat." I gasp in mock horror.

"Anko, are you worried? I never thought I would see the day." More kunai threatened my safety and I shunshined away. Only a few more days until the third exam, and that's when things get good.

A/N: I know this chapter is really short, but I have my next chapter planned out! Look out for another update soon! The poll is still going for who the third teammate should be, so if you have not voted, you should! Until next time! :)

Magna-neko signing out! :3