Chapter 7
I stumbled out of the clearing, barely able to walk. Why? I was laughing too hard and too much! I kept up my pace, and almost tripped over a little bird monster that sort of resembled a snowflake. He immediately started attacking me. I dodged this way and that, and then he paused.
"Heh… Ice to meet 'ya!" He said with a slight chuckle.
Clearly, he spent way too much time around Sans.
I went with it, laughing as he blurted out ice puns. I decided to ask him his name.
"Snowdrake." He said with a smile. I spared him, and walked past.
I came across what looked to be like a cardboard box, folded to look like a… Sentry station? I inspected it, only to find a note attached to it.
"HUMAN! (OR WHATEVER YOU ARE),
I SEE YOU ARE PONDERING WHO COULD HAVE BUILT THIS SENTRY STATION. I BET IT WAS THAT SOON TO BE VERY FAMOUS ROYAL GAURDSMAN!"
I could only imagine who built that.
I went ahead, admiring the scenery, when I stumbled across another monster. This one seemed to be extremely conceited. He had a mirror, and he was staring at himself, admiring what looked to be…a hat?
He turned around, saw me, shoved the mirror behind his back, and started whistling. Well, he couldn't whistle, so he was just blowing air out of his mouth. We stared at each other for a minute. Time seemed to slow.
"…" He said.
"…" I said back.
"Nice to meet you!" I said awkwardly, and quickly walked away.
Interesting monster, I thought with a smile. Heh heh… aren't they all.
