UNGRATEFUL BRAT

A/N: - I am sorry for being late again. Thanks for all the reviews. They meant a lot to me. Read and Review. Do not own Naruto. Ignore little mistakes.


"Sorry Gai, I am flattered by your proposal but I do not swing that way. Also now I am engaged to shizune." Genma said with a smile on his face. Gai was just standing there, totally confused. He just came in to tell kakashi and genma that he is going to ask Matsuko to marry him. As soon as he showed the ring to kakashi and genma, genma started his nonsense. After watching gai's confusion kakashi answered "sit gai, he is not normal right now. Was attempting a lame joke. So what is with the ring?" kakashi asked. He was also curious about this ring.

"I am going to propose to my youthful love Matsuko." Gai replied doing his permanent thumb pose.

"Is it a season of getting screwed up or what?" kakashi said.

"What do you mean?"

"Who is Matsuko?" genma asked impatiently. He knows every kunoichi in village ad he never heard of any Matsuko.

"First I was forced to marry. Then genma got engaged and you." kakashi explained to Gai.

"Who is Matsuko?" genma asked his question again.

"You got married and didn't even invite me. Guess who is no longer my best man." Gai said with a pout.

"Who is Matsuko?" genma asked facing kakashi as he is now going to answer.

"Gai I myself didn't knew. I was called to hokage's office and married." Kakashi replied ignoring genma. He is really getting tired of explaining people about this marriage. But he knew there are many more people he have to give explanation to.

"Hmm, hokage strike again." Gai said with putting his hand under his chin.

Kakashi just sighed. Now genma was irritated. He can't stand ignored by these two though he being drunk was the main reason of his outburst.

"Will you please tell me who Matsuko is?" genma asked gai.

"She is my girlfriend for past eight months." Gai replied as he knew they cannot keep this from genma anymore.

"Eight months, huh. I am impressed." Kakashi said.

"But why you guys didn't told me?" genma asked. Realizing he isn't going to stop asking questions kakashi asked what he thought was important. "Gai, don't you think you are moving fast?"

"Fast?" gai was surprised that he of all people kakashi will ask say this. Kakashi know how he feels about her. "No kakashi I don't I am moving fast." Gai said in matter of fact tone.

"You two are ignoring me again. Why didn't you told me about gai's relationship?" genma asked kakashi.

"Because you are disgusting." Kakashi replied.

Genma pouted and turned to gai and asked the same question "why didn't you told me about your relationship?"

"Because kakashi made one thing clear to me a long time ago."

"And that will be?" genma asked curiously.

"That you are disgusting." Hearing gai's reply and genma's reaction, kakashi barely managed to stop himself from laughing out loud. He reminded himself that he is responsible for many problems in genma's life right now and if drunk genma outbursts, he will be the first one to suffer.

"Though Gai don't you think it is too early for you to decide to marry her. I mean it will change lots of things?" kakashi said in his serious voice.

"Says the man who married on seconds notice. I mean how desperate you were?" genma answered before gai could.

"Shizune! Get your lady away from me." kakashi called to his drunken friend's soon to be wife. This time genma really made him angry.

"Is he drunk?"

"No, I am not."

"How much?" shizune asked worriedly.

"How do you know I am drunk?" genma asked.

"Because you act like a teenage girl when you are."

"One and a half bottle. How he is still talking like that is way out of my understanding." Kakashi replied.

Sighing shizune put her right shoulder under genma's to give him support to stand up.

"I am taking him to that table." With that shizune left with genma with scolding him about drinking too much.

"So what we were talking about?" kakashi asked gai. Now that genma is gone they can seriously talk about this 'suicide' thing.

"You were telling something really cold. I didn't expect that from my youthful rival. The talk about glorious and passionate love, the path of youthfulness and spreading the message of love."

"Calm down gai. I thought Matsuko taught you how to talk like a human." Kakashi replied. Gai pouted and stayed silent.

"Okay, now do you really want to propose and marry her?" kakashi asked. He knew they were great together but he do not want to his friend to take any wrong decision and then it for his entire life. Because this sort of things generally happens in people like gai once in a lifetime. He does not want him to take anything too fast and ruin something he think only happens once in a lifetime.

"I really do. I mean she is really great. We are good together. She understands me pretty well. Just like sakura would understand you, kakashi." This time kakashi is shocked. Clearly, Gai do not want kakashi to talk to him out of proposing Matsuko so he steered the conversation in different direction.

"Why would you say that?" kakashi asked.

"I am saying that because sakura has been your team mate for a long time. Though she do not got to meet you a lot in past two years, with that weird thing or should I say obsession going on with you, but before that you two have known each other for like six years. She must have known all your habits, likes and dislikes about now. Just like Matsuko knows about me."

Before kakashi put another argument Gai started speaking again. 'Damn it's hard to talk to someone who knows you so much.' Kakashi thought to himself.

"I know kakashi you will say something about us dying in the field with our line of job. But that gives us more right to have all the things we want to have in life before time ran out. If I die in field, I want to die without any regrets. I want to feel that I lived my life to the fullest and did everything to make it better for myself and people I love." With that Gai ended his speech.

"Not your words." Kakashi simply stated confusing Gai. What kind of reply is that to a speech like that? Gai thought to himself.

"Nani?" Gai asked to know what kakashi wanted to tell him.

"These are the words of Matsuko. I also attended a lecture of her."

"So you get the point, right?"

"You are going to propose to her."

"Yes I will. I hope you also give your relationship with sakura a chance to grow. If it is not going to be sakura try it with somebody else. You of all people deserve the happiness the most." Standing up Gai pats on kakashi's shoulder and says "now, I going to see how genma is doing." Kakashi just nods in response and gai leave him to meet their drunken friend.

Sitting all alone on the table kakashi started wondering how a civilian psychologist and her curious case's relationship survived all this time and they will hopefully be married soon. Kakashi just puts his head down on table and starts thinking. 'Two of my best friends are lovesick and hopefully will be married soon and I am married to my very young and beautiful yet scary ex-student. I think world is going to end soon.' Just as he ended his thought he heard Satan's voice.

"Hatake, I want to talk to you."

He could not be more correct, world is going to end.


A/N: - I will try to update next chapter 'ungrateful brat' by next week. Thank you for reading it and please review. I also need a beta before I upload new chapter as Kagomaru is not available at the moment. If anyone interested please PM me.