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"He's gay, queer, a poofter as James would put it," Lauren continued.

"Oh man! I've gone and made such an ass of myself ain't I?" Lily sighed.

"No, I bet he hasn't even noticed," Bethany shook her head and popped a piece of cheese in her mouth - that had come on Lily's request.

"Thank God!" the embarrassed girl breathed out in relief.

"Now, I think you better change…how about…Bruce?"

"Nooo, I don't know now!" Lily pouted, "Let's move onto the next person."

"Fine," Bethany turned the bottle and it landed on herself.

"Have you…" Lily and Lauren sat and pondered for a moment on what to ask the nervous girl.

"I know!" Lauren grinned and whispered in her ear, "Ever…"

"NO, yuck that's gross!" Bethany recoiled in disgust.

"Just asking!"


James headed down to breakfast the next morning, his cheeks still tinged red. Robin was with him, mocking and teasing as usual. James was struggling not to punch the kid but Bruce was with him, and doing a fair bit of the taunting so it would be pointless unless he wanted his head down the loo.

The three boys came into the dining room and went to get some sausages and bacon. James grinned as he got a particularly juicy one.

"Yum!" he headed over to his usual table where Josh, Kyle, Adam, Kerry and Lily were already sitting.

"One day to go," Kyle was chanting, "One day until you die! Do dah do dah. One day until you go. Dah dah dah dah daaah!"

"Shut it, Kyle. You'll scare Lily," Josh said.

"Hey, I'm not scared of anything!" Lily retorted.

"Yeah, Josh, your kid sister is pretty tough and probably just as annoying as mine," James sat down and began tucking into his greasy food. Lily wrinkled her nose in disgust as she saw what he was eating.

"That's horrible," she commented, looking pale, "You are eating a dead pig. I bet that poor animal…"

"Hold it right there!" James put his hand up, "I wanna eat my 'dead pig' in peace thank you. I'm sure it doesn't want you interrupting my enjoyment." Lily scowled at him.

"Any way, Lil," Kyle butted in, "You love cheese, that's made from stuff from animals. How are the lickle baby cows gonna get their milk now you've nicked it all? And think how sore those mummy cows are gonna be around their teats."

"Firstly, baby cows are called calves, dumbass and also…I like cheese, it's not like its killing them."

"Ha, can you imagine if Mac had done one of the tests with cheese and not a rabbit?! "What would Lily do then?" Adam laughed.

"Well, how bout I take this away," James grabbed a chunk of cheese from Lily and held a bottle of ketchup above it, "Then we can find out."

"No, not the cheese!" Lily yelped and made a grab for it but James pulled it away. She lunged again and managed to yank it from his grip, "Ah ha!"

"Yeah, Mac should seriously of used cheese," he nodded and Lily glared at him.

"Anyhoo, moving away from the subject of cheese, as much as I like the stuff," Josh added seeing Lily's look, "We need to get some training in, come on you guys." The brown haired boy rose to his feet and his siblings followed. Kerry suddenly also jumped to her feet.

"I'll come too, need to get rid of these calories," she patted her skinny stomach and James raised an eyebrow at the apple she had eaten for breakfast.

"I'll come too!" he decided.

"Fine, I'll stay here and be a loner with Kyle," Bruce shrugged.

"Technically you can't be a loner if there are two of us," Kyle pointed out.

"Shut up."

"Right," Josh nodded.

Suddenly Gabrielle entered the room and strode straight over to James' table. She moved forward just as he stood up and slapped him across the face.

"Hey!" the boy yelled.

"That was for last night, the last slap I didn't quite get in," Gabrielle grinned.

"Not fair," James muttered.


James scowled at Kerry as she chatted non stop to Josh. He could tell Josh was quite good looking for a boy but couldn't see what all the fuss about, he was short! As they ran Josh slowed down and checked on his brother, Adam much to Kerry's visible disappointment.

"You alright, bro?" Josh smiled encouragingly. His smile made Kerry melt inside even though it wasn't even directed at her. James wanted to puke.

"Is it just me, or do you feel like vomiting?" Robin fell into step with him, voicing his thoughts.

"On Kerry, yeah," James agreed.

"Can I too?" Lily asked, "The way Kerry goes all doe eyed makes me wanna hit something." Robin subtly side stepped out of her reach knowing his sister's reputation for her temper. James carried on beside her unknowingly.

"I gotta go to that fitness doctor to check I can do basic training tomorrow," Adam veered off the track followed by Josh. Kerry went to follow but James grabbed her arm.

"Remember Kerry, you have to burn off all those calories still," he reminded her.

"And if you follow my brother one more time, swoon when he's near or go all gooey when he talks to you then I will smack you to Timbuktu," Lily threatened, "Got it?"

"Yeah, like you'll be able to punch me," Kerry sneered, snapping out of her dreamy state.

"Ah, but Josh is my brother and he wouldn't let you lay a finger on me," Lily replied.

"Fine, I'll get James to defend me," Kerry grabbed his arm; "You'll defend me won't you?"

"Not a chance, there is no way I'm defending you so I get hammered by Mr. Karate King. No way!"

Hehe, next chapter is basic training! whoop! sorry this is shorter than normal! please review and i'll give you apple crumble!