And now, for pleasure's tastes and that of getting through these next segments, I present thee the fourth recording show of the pairing special!


"Don't make issue a challenge to the reviewers, Bakura..." Amy warned.

"I telling you for the last time: magical girls suck!" Bakura yelled.

"That's not what I heard from you when you watched that newest magical girl anime." Amy smirked. "And if I remembered correctly about our bet, you was supposed to hate every magical girl anime that I brought out with me."

"That comment doesn't count." Bakura said. "That was Marik's meddling interfering with our bet, and also nullifies our bet."

"THAT'S IT! I have had it with you, you fucking baka tomb robber!" Amy shouted. "I'm issuing that challenge whether you like it or not!"

"Damn it..." Bakura muttered.

"That's what you get for insulting her love for magical girls, Bakura." Malik explained. "You really shouldn't have started that bet during her crazy cat-fight with Gardener."

After the crazy intermission days ago, Amy was getting ready for the next poor, unfortunate soul that she had chosen to record since getting back on track with the pairing show that she deliberately slipped under her fingers and almost let her prisoners...err, I mean guests, out. She was really hopping with joy since she also took the necessary precautions to avoid serious injury and nightmares.

The others, however, were not pleased with what they have to put up it with again since being taken against their will. Joey, Tristan, and Duke were being confined to bolted-down chairs with chains, straightjackets, and two security guards to ensure that they don't go berserk during the recording. Tèa, however, appears to absent.

"Hey, where's Tèa?" Yugi asked.

"In the special room after that intermission brawl." Amy said. "Let me repeat what she said to me soon after I won:

" 'Fuck you, bitch! You can be a (censored) whore for all I care and then you can become my slave when I dominate the (censored) world with my damn powers of friendship! Muahahaha!' After that, I snapped and sent her away to her very nightmares."

Seto and Bakura knew that very room from experience, and decided against telling the rest should you piss off Amy more than you bargained for.

"So, without further delay, let's get this next recording on with our next pairings!" Amy shouted.

"Why are we being restrained?" Joey shouted.

"To avoid being mauled by an overprotective brother and a couple of deranged admirers and protect us from your wrath." Amy explained.

"Hey!" Tristan and Duke yelled.

Topic: Serenity pairings

"Alright, our first pairing in the line up is Serenity and Tristan!" Mai said.

"Hah, I'm first, dice boy!" Tristan smirked.

"Screw you!" Duke said.

"Well, I for one think that's a possible pairing between the two of them." Yugi said. "There were major hints at this pairing, considering that during the second season and half of the third Tristan was trying to protect her with his life."

"But, in fanfics, they pretty much made him be a douche along with Duke being an obsessive stalker." Rebecca said. "Also, the fact that Joey wouldn't let anyone be near his baby sister make any pairing with her a challenge."

"Oh yeah, like earning his trust to date her is easy enough." Amy said. "Every story I know is Joey threatening to beat the living crap of every guy she dates if one inch of harm is laid upon her. Tristan may have earned points just for being in that robot monkey, but he's also the most prone to being controlled by the villains."

"But, if the rumors are right, didn't she married someone other than Tristan and Duke?" Ryou asked.

"Rumors are rumors." Malik said. "Besides, I'm pretty sure that throughout their entire time together, Serenity was absolutely dense to his advances and was quite annoyed with Duke's constant flirting."

"Hey, fuck you!" Duke said, shaking in his chair to break free and do harm to the platinum-blond Tomb Keeper.

"Like you know anything about romance, pal!" Tristan barked.

"Duke is a playboy." Yami said. "He doesn't stay at one girl for a long time. And Tristan has that perverted nephew from Season 0. No way would Joey let his sister near that baby. It'll send the whole proportion into chaos and that she treats them more as brothers than love interests."

"Oh, thanks a ton, Pharaoh!" Tristan shouted sarcastically.

"So, what's the probability rate, Amy?" Yugi asked.

"None." Serenity said. "They're a constant threat to my personal space, plus some fanfics already set us as boyfriend and girlfriend when I barely know them that much. Not to mention more people prefer Duke to be with Vivian, and Tristan to one of their many OC's."

"Well, she explained it clearly." Amy said. "Next, is Serenity and Ryou!"

"W-What?" Ryou stuttered.

"Well, they are both innocent and quite cute together, if I say so myself." Mai said.

"But if you want that pairing to work, she's going to have to be near Bakura 24/7." Seto explained. "And knowing the psychotic moron over there, he'll scare her every night of her life or embarrass Ryou each time they got out in public."

"I resent that!...expect the embarrassing Ryou part." Bakura barked.

"I'll kill Bakura if he ever lays a finger on my sista!" Joey yelled.

"It could be a possibility, if only Bakura has a physical body." Amy said. "Other than that, nope. So, the next one is Serenity and Mokuba!"

"No way!" Mokuba said. "She's three-four years my senior!"

"Exactly, it's pedophilia in my books." Yami said.

"Well, Mokuba's almost a teenager himself." Ishizu said. "It could work, but only if their brothers were willingly enough to set aside their differences for their happiness."

"You have lost your fucking mind, Isthar." Seto said. "Like the mutt over there and me will get along at all."

"That nullifies everything, including the counter-arguments." Alister said.

"Next pairing is Serenity and Yami!" Rebecca said.

"...What the hell?" Yami asked. "Okay, I'll admit that I'm sexy, but pairing me with Serenity is a little stretch off the deep end."

"Well, people have to understand that Joey won't let just anyone date his sister." Yugi said. "Since you have your shadow magic, he would probably pick you over me considering you can send the bastards to the Shadow Realm."

"Either that or go on a homicidal rampage." Rafael muttered.

"Let's not start comparing Season 0 Yami and bringing him here." Amy said. "Last thing I need is those who faced him and memories become nightmares to them again."

"There's also Season 0 Bakura..." Leon mentioned.

"No, he's purely insane." Ryou said. "And I still remember that horrible scar on my hand, which mysteriously healed when Season 1 started."

"That still doesn't explain how the injuries of Season 2 still healed just like that." Yugi said. "Besides, we're getting way off topic here."

"There's also the fact that he's quite charismatic." Alister said. "I mean, the ladies can't get enough of it."

"Like you have any charisma, Alister." Seto remarked. "Oh, my mistake. Girly man, wasn't it?"

"Why you mutha..." Alister barked.

"Hey, what did I say about the swearing?" Amy chided. "If we're gonna make this a reasonable talk show, get some restraint on your anger! You can swear as much as you can when you get backstage."

"Whatever." Alister muttered.

"I don't know how many stories there are about them." Mokuba said.

"They're scarce." Amy said. "You're gonna have to dig real deep to find them. And good ones for that matter. That reminds me; I better call my pal to write one and pronto."

"Even though Yami went away to the afterlife, it could be a possibility." Yugi said.

"You do realize that when it comes to the naughty stuff, he'll be using your body, right?" Mai suggested.

Yugi's went wide. "Yami, you are forbidden to use my body for that type of stuff at all." Yugi remarked.

"Next before things get worse." Amy said. "Let's move onto the crack ones, then!"

"Why aren't you doing the other pairings as well as those lesbian ones?" Ryou asked.

"I'm saving them for a special occasion." Amy said. "If we start explaining them now, we'll have a Hulk-induced Joey after us."

"Point taken." Rebecca said. "So, we'll start with the most insane pairing to ever come around again...Serenity and Pegasus!"

Silence was once more produced, but broken in seconds as severely descriptive death threats was said upon the tied up trio. Serenity looked like she was about to commit suicide, and everyone else was this close to strangling Pegasus, wherever the hell he was.

"What the fuck?" Seto shouted. "Are you trying to include us in every Pegasus pairing known to fans everywhere?"

"Hey, you better be glad that I didn't include it in your recording, or Bakura's for that matter!" Amy said. "I have to answer to fans every day about such things, and this does qualify as crack!"

"Why me?" Serenity muttered. "I never met the man, only heard about him! And whoever made this shitty pairing is asking for hell from me!"

"We all know that Pegasus is married." Yugi said. "The fans are stretching our patience with these crazy pairings!"

"You don't even know the half of it." Amy sighed. "You should see all the triangles, polygamy and other insane tricks to annoy you guys."

"Po-Polygamy?" Yami shouted. "It's official; our fans have become fucking insane."

"Oh no, it's happening in the spin-offs as well." Amy explained. "The newest one should be glad they ain't in this mess...yet."

"Just skip this one." Ishizu said. "I fear that the three of them over there will break free should we continue."

"Next is Serenity and Valon!" Malik said.

"How old is this guy again?" Serenity asked.

"Somewhere around 17-18ish." Rafael said. "Valon actually needs a woman in his life."

"Says the one who denies his feelings for Isthar over there." Valon smirked.

"Excuse me?" Odion and Malik barked. "No one's going near our fucking sister!"

"If we're doing Ishizu, remind me to restrain them." Amy muttered.

"Some fans actually like this crack pairing, floating around that rumor that Valon saved her from some thugs in the city." Rebecca said.

"If that rumor was true, how come I don't remember it at all?" Serenity asked.

"It's the mystery of all time." Yugi said. "Next is Serenity and Malik!"

"That would require me to be near the mentally insane and psychotic version of him 24/7." Serenity said.

"That bastard ain't gonna be near my sister!" Joey said.

"Next one before we get ourselves death threats ourselves." Mokuba said. "Next is Serenity and Rafael!"

"What the hell?" Rafael shouted, bemused at the sudden calling.

WHIRRRR!

"Did you guys hear that?" Yami asked.

"I fear the worst..." Leon squeaked.

All of them turned around to find Joey, Tristan and Duke, wielding chainsaws and having insane looks of themselves. Though, how the hell did they break out of the restraining chains on them?

"Ruuuuun!" Amy screeched.

And everyone ran for their very lives, away from the crazy trio.

"Due to Joey and them going officially insane, we're ending the recording as of now." Amy said. "So send us our next contender, Yugi, his pairings! Now, I wanna live!"

"Get back here, you psychotic bitch!" Joey bellowed. "I'll show you how overprotective I am!"

"Security!"


Well, that didn't end the way that I expected.

Oh, yeah. That challenge. To punish Bakura for mocking my love for magical girl anime, I decided that I want a one-shot deal of any magical girl anime. I don't care if there's a yaoi pairing or not, use any anime you want. Just pm me when you finished it up. I wanna make Bakura or anyone else suffer dearly.

Other than that, R&R people!