A/N (Which stands for Author's notes.)

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Starlll: (Playing on Super Smash Bros. Brawl.) Come on Marth! You can do it!

Pearson: What are you doing?

Starlll: I have been practicing for eight hours- EIGHT HOURS- for the S.S.R.D.O.S.C.O.N.O.M.O.T.A.A.S.S.S.S.C.S.S.B.M.!

Pearson: What is the S.S.R.D. So on and so forth?

Starlll: You don't know? O.C.'S! GET HIM!! (O.C.'s throw him out the window.)

Mudd: Why did you throw him out the window?

Starlll: It is a shame not to know what it stands for! Pearson got off easy!

Mudd: What does it stand for?
Starlll: It stands for: Super- Smashy- Razzle- Dazzle- Old- school- co-op- No-op- master-of- the- alley- all-star -super-star- somewhat- crazy- Super- Smash- brothers- marathon!

Mudd: What?
Starlll: My friend Nintendo64 is coming and we are going to have our yearly Super- Smashy- Razzle- Dazzle- Old- school- co-op- No-op- master-of- the- alley- all-star -super-star somewhat- crazy- Super- Smash- brothers- marathon tournament!

Mudd: Nintendo64... He's the guy with the afro, right?
Starlll: Yeah. He also is the hardcore Gamer- Wait! Here he comes!

Nintendo64: (Bursts through the door, Singing.)

I just

Got on a bus and came to the town where dreams can come true
It's gonna happen for me
It could happen for you

Starlll: Who me?

Nintendo64: You can do anything if you try
The most impossible dreams can come true
If you believe it!
This is my kinda town
It's as clear as the nose on your face!
This is the time!
This is the place!
This is the time!
This must be the place!

Hollywood!
Where the streets are paved with gold!
Where the kitties never grow old!
In Hollywood!
Hollywood!
Where the stars don't shine at night!
They walk around in the broad daylight
In Hollywood!

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Dig that face
Ya ain't seen nothin' like it anyplace!
It's right up on the movie screen
If you know what I mean!
Look at me
I'm gonna be the guy to see!
I'm goin' down in history
Just watch me!

Hollywood!
Where the streets are paved with gold!
Where dreams can never grow old!
Right here in Hollywo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-od!!
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Both: YEAH!!!

Starlll: (stops singing.) Wait... if we live in Massachusetts, then why were we singing about Hollywood?

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Disclaimer: Holly- Wo-o-o-o-od! Yeah!

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Chapter 6:

Zora's side:

Rutabaga:

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Rutabaga groaned.

The war had been going on for eight months and getting bloodier every day.

Hylians would join in, not realizing what they were getting into, until it was too late. Every building you entered, every bar you went to, you would be asked "Are you a Goron or a Zora?". People who had been best friends would fight like they loathed each other and wanted to kill each other. Hyrule had changed from Heaven on Earth to the Devil's palace.

We never wanted this to happen! He thought. We just wanted to get our water back!

Despite his thoughts, though, Rutabaga continued to reenlist to the Zora. He had uncanny aim with his bow, and had a small yet useful ability with knives.

He also had a secret third reason, but that third reason was the most important, but he wouldn't say it to even the King of all Hyrule- no matter the reason.

People have strange ideas on what his secret is. Some started rumors about it. Some Zora said that he wanted revenge on the Goron for killing his brother (lie, he doesn't have a brother).

Some said that he knew a traitor to the Zora and wanted to bring him in.

Whatever the reason, whatever the problem, he wouldn't tell anyone.

But that was his secret, and his secret to keep.

Rutabaga was thinking those exact thoughts as he walked through the hallway to Mudd's hospital bed.

"Hey, Mudd."

"Hey there Rut."

Mudd had been confined to his bed for two months, and was obviously starting to develop a slouch.

"So, you have any idea how much longer I'm going to be here for?" He asked.

"The doctors say about one more week. You enjoying my present?"
Rutabaga had sent Mudd a pack of throwing knives, to keep his aim steady. He would have to ask someone to pull them out of the dart board for him, and they were usually surrounding the center of the dartboard. When Mudd did get a dead-on bullseye, the guard outside his room would see the bit of metal sticking out of the wall two inches away from his/ her face, and freak out.

"Yeah, it's really amusing me." Mudd said, thinking of the dozen times a guard ran in on the verge of panic.

"Me and the rest of troop 32 are going to go to make an ambush on the Goron's Hidden Valley base, so I won't be visiting for a week or so."

"Well, bring me back a souvenir, Rut." Mudd replied. He was getting more and more worried about Rutabaga without being able to watch his back on missions.

"Don't be worried, I'll be fine."

"Okay. Best of luck."

There was a moment of silence. Rutabaga was hiding something, Mudd could tell. He didn't want to ask what it was, because Rutabaga was deciding whether or not to tell him.

Rutabaga's mouth opened to speak.

"Mudd, you know how dangerous this mission is, right?"

"Yes, I do." The tone of the conversation changed from calm and joking to dead serious.

"Mudd... in case I don't make it out alive... there's something you should know about your father." Mudd was slightly startled by the change of subject. Rutabaga hadn't brought up Mudd the first since they first met. "You see... when he died, he said something-"
It was at that moment that several guards burst into the room and grabbed Rutabaga.

"Come on slacker!" One said.

"We have to move fast if we want to reach The Hidden Village by nightfall!" The other bellowed.

"Wait!" Mudd yelled. "Tell me!"
"I'm sorry, Mudd. I don't have the time."

"Come on." The guard repeated.

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#$#$#$#$#$#$#$# Later, at the Hidden Village #$#$##$

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"Okay, Rutabaga. You understand the plan?" One of the soldiers asked.

"Yes. Now get in position."

"Sir yes Sir!"
"Don't yell. This is a stealth mission."

Rutabaga dashed from bush to boulder, trying not to be seen. Then, he had to wait half an hour on a patch of (SHARP!) rocks.

"Are you ready?" Asked a soldier.

"Yes. I have a good lay of the landscape."

"Okay, then." The lookout said, then told him the exact spots where each of the explosives that they just put down.

Rutabaga smiled. "Let's do this, then."

He waited ten minutes for the ready signal to be passed on, and stepped away from the boulder that was covering him from the Goron patrol.

"Hey fatty!" He yelled.

"Who are you!?"

"The devil's top employer! Tell him I said hello."

And with that, he struck a match and lit a fire arrow, before shooting it at the Goron.

The Goron closed his eyes for a moment.

He felt no shooting pain. No lack of air. No pain whatsoever.

"MISSED!!" He yelled at the top of his lungs.

"I wasn't aiming for you!"

Then, a crate of dynamite two feet away from him was lit on fire.

"Holy-"

BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The other Gorons ran out of their homes to see what happened, only to take arrows from archers hiding in the rocks.

The entire fight took about ten minutes, and there were no Zora dead- or even injured.

"Okay, Rutabaga. You know what to do now, right?"

"Yes. I have to blow the entire place up. We can't just walk away with the satisfaction that we beat them."

"Well... yeah. Pretty much." The soldier said, and left with the rest of the Zora. The path that they took was blocked by rocks that fell from the explosion, so they used their claw-shots to get out.

Rutabaga waited ten minutes and carefully lit the large crate of dynamite that they put down away from the range of the other explosive.

Rutabaga looked at the route that the other Zora left through.

He quickly looked for his double Claw-shots- or Duelies, as he called them- but they were gone.

"Oh good Goddesses." He said remorsefully. "I dropped them."

He panicked and ran through the town to look at the lit dynamite.

"There are five minutes, left at most. Nayru help me."

Then he ran into a house. There was a couch, a radio (Who buys those? They aren't a wave of the future, people!) and an ice box.

Rutabaga ran to the ice box and read the label.

}Warning: Lead Sealed! Almost impossible to open from the inside!{

Rutabaga climbed inside.

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Two weeks later:

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Mudd was running through the halls.
The doctors told him that Rutabaga finally woke up from his coma, and he could finally see him.

"You might not be happy with what happened!" The doctor yelled across the halls.

"I'll be happy if he is alive!" Mudd called back.

Mudd was wondering what Rut was going to say to him. That, added to the fact that he had was clinging to life for two weeks.

"Rut?!" He yelled as he ran into the room. Rutabaga had white bandages around the back of his head. "Dear Din, thank the Goddesses that you're alright! Don't you know not to climb into ice boxes? Those things are deathtraps!"

Rutabaga stared at him blankly and said:

"Can I ask you something?"
"Yeah, anything!"

"Who the heck are you?"

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A/N

Starlll: Come on Marth! Get the Smash Ball! GO! GO! GO! GO!
Nintendo64: He got the smash ball!!

(On the Screen, Marth jumps up to hit Fox in the air and uses his final Smash, but misses and falls off screen.)
Starlll: Oh COME on! I lost my last life!

Nintendo64: That just proves that I am the Smash Champion!

Starlll: Hey! That was only part one of the Super- Smashy- Razzle- Dazzle- Old- school- co-op- No-op- master-of- the- alley- all-star -super-star- somewhat- crazy- Super- Smash- brothers- marathon! I still have time to beat you!

Nintendo64: Who are you using? Pit?
Starlll: Yes. Yes I am.

Nintendo64: Oh.

Mudd: Are either of you going to do the review Corner? Or ask what Silicon is doing?

Starlll: No. No I'm not.

Mudd: Fine. Than I will.

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The Review Corner:

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Submitted by BTM707:

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Ah, poor Mudd. Ten bucks that he'll die in that hospital.

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Mudd: Hey! I got out of there! One yellow rupee, please!

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Hero's kinda not the smartest, is he?

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Mudd: Do you even have to ask?

Nintendo64: (Looks away from the Screen.) Hey! That's My O.C. You're talking about!

Starlll: (Pit knocks Olimar off the screen because Byr- I mean, Nintendo64 isn't looking.) I took out Olimar's last life- and he has an entire army of Pikmin on his side!

Nintendo64: It's on! Clash of the Titans!

Starlll: Y-you mean...

Nintendo64: Yes.

DK: (On the screen.) Dedede. When we last met, you were clumsy. Apparently, you still are.

King Dedede: I'm gonna put the hurtin' on you Mr. Sir Doc. Prof. DK!

DK: You and what army?

King Dedede: The Waddle De! Belly Dance! (Uses his final smash.)
DK: (Avoiding the Waddle De NO! Not the Belly Dance! That's just wrong, man!

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I mean I know YOU know he's not smart, because you keep
dissing him and he's not even your O.C., but you know.

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Mudd: Everyone knows he's an idiot except for Nintendo64.

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Ehehe, rainbow road, easily the best track there is.

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Starlll: Hey! I just got the game like, two days ago! And my best character has bad turning!

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And SSB is AWESOME!

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Starlll and Nintendo64: Yeah.... DIE IDIOT!!

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But i could so totally slaughter you at it...

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Starlll: You probably could, you probably could.

Nintendo64: (Gets another smash ball.) I have another Belly Dance!

DK: I'm going to be sick...

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P.S. The next chapter will take a while to get up, because I have a school project, so... sorry.

P.S.S. On Christmas day (Or eve.) I am going to put up a special chapter, regardless.

P.S.S.S. That's all, folks!

P.S.S.S.S. Why did I add another one?

P.S.S.S.S.S. Well, as previously said:

P.S.S.S.S.S.S. That's all, folks!

P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. Who says that anymore?

P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. I'm going to crawl into an octopaw jar!

P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. Anyone who knows what an octopaw jar is gets a cookie!

P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. That cookie won't be free!

P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. The cookie will also be plastic!

P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. Happy early/ late/ right-On-Time holidays, everyone!

P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. This P.S. Chain is the longest I ever made!

P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. I wonder how long this will go on for!

P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. Nintendo64: Hi! When did you get here?

P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. Starlll: That's all for now!

P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. Nintendo64: Really? Bye, then!