A Series of Reactions
It's close to Spring Festival, and Orihime has made her special "Orihime's Onion, Crab and Pineapple Special Dessert Soup!" Let's see what everyone has to say about it!
First, the captains.
Yamamoto: Quite delicious, young girl. Soifon: *gives it to Yoruichi in cat form when Orihime's not looking*
Unohana: *adds some vinegar* It's quite good, Inoue-san!
Byakuya: ...*no comment*
Komamura: More, please! This is quite scrumptious!
Kyouraku: Ah...rather...exotic, isn't it!
Hitsugaya: ...Short people like me aren't allowed to have soup...*panicking*
Kenpachi: I think I'll have some of your cake instead.
Mayuri: *takes potion to kill all taste buds temporarily* Ahahahaha! It's good now!
Ukitake: Thank you, Inoue! *drinks soup, falls over coughing up blood and is taken to hospital*
Orihime: Im happy you all liked it! And I'm sorry, Ukitake-sama!
And now the lieutenants!
Sasakibe: Yes! You actually remembered to give me soup!
Omaeda: I think it's good...
Kira: *stares depressedly at soup* I need to go to the bathroom...*leaves and doesn't come back*
Isane: It's relatively delicious. Hinamori: Hehe...you make...interesting...soup, Orihime-san...
Renji: *takes one look and runs away screaming*
Iba: Hrm, Hrm...food...
Nanao: ...it's missing something...
Hisagi: How do you like it, Rangiku-san? *not drinking soup at all*
Rangiku: It tastes terrific, Orihime-chan!
Yachiru: Boobies, your soup is good!
Nemu: I don't need to eat...*lying*
Rukia: Ehhh...Orihime-san, I'm not feeling well enough to eat your soup today...
Orihime: It's okay if you can't eat it! It's okay!
Ichigo and Company! Wonder how they feel. Ichigo: Uh...hehehe...*runs away*
Kon (in Ichigo's body): I LOVE THIS! *eats madly*
Uryu: *backs away in fear*
Chad: *eats like nothing is wrong*
Keigo: *spends all his time staring at Orihime's boobs*
Mizuiro: This is really delicious, Inoue-san. Tatsuki: It's...okay...good...
Ryuuken: *watching hungrily from a distance*
Isshin: SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Karin: It's very good...
Yuzu: Inoue-san, please teach me how to make this!
Urahara: Good job, Inoue!
Tessai: *sneaking laxatives into Urahara's soup*
Ururu: Uhm...Orihime-san...thanks for the soup...
Jinta: *feeding his soup to cat-Yoruichi*
Yoruichi: *meows happily*
Orihime: I love you guys! Thank you! *oblivious*
What about those random Shinigami that don't get enough screen time but everybody loves?
Ikkaku: *glares viciously at bowl of soup*
Yumichika: The soup is as beautiful as its maker! *trying to be flirtatious and totally failing*
Hanatero: Maybe I should make it better with this pill?
Rikichi: Umm...it's okay...
Akon: *adds random mixture to soup, takes a sip* Ah, delicious. *smokes his cig*
Kiyone: I must give this to Ukitake Taichou while that big loafing idiot's sick!
"Big Loafing Idiot" : *groan*
Orihime: Glad you guys all liked it!
Aizen and company!
(Butterfl)Aizen: Where is the flower nectar?
Tousen: I can't find my spoon...
Gin: *hiding Tousen's spoon, not eating his soup*
Orihime: ...
The Espada want some too!
Starrk: I'll go share this with Lilynette...*actually dumps the soup*
Barragan: Perfect! Absolutely perfect!
Halibel: I am physically unable to eat this...*points at her Hollow mask, fidgeting uncomfortably*
Ulquiorra: ...Emos don't drink soup...
Nnoitra: This is even better than Nel's cooking...
Grimmjow: Ulquiorra! Your girlfriend makes nice soup! *crady grin (SQUEE!)*
Zommari: It tastes like pumpkin...*sudden realization* I am a cannibal. Szayel: Hrm...*analyzing the soup like a good little scientist*
Aaroniero: We can't eat! THIS TANK IS PREFENTIN US FROM INDULGING IN THIS STRANGE SUBSTANCE YOU CALL "FOOD!"
Yammi: ...the bowls are too small for me...*crushes his bowl accidentally, bends the spoon into a paper clip*
Orihime: I'm sorry if something's wrong! And Ulquiorra...DRINK. YOUR. SOUP.
And some Arrancars!
Lilynette: Blech! I mean, it's pretty good! *painful thumbs up*
Ggio: ...
Choe Neng Poww: Need more. Mila Rose: It's...exotic...like me!
Sun-Sun: I was wrong. This is good. Apacci: *shivers in disgust at the sight of meat*
Loly: Where's...? *looks around for her friend, ignoring the soup*
Menoly: *lost, trying to follow the scent of soup*
Tesra: *stares down at his soup, lost in thought*
Ilforte: My hair! It keeps getting caught in this soup!
Di Roy: *his mask falls over into the soup splashing it all over the table* Oops...
Edorad: ...
Shawlong: Eeemmm...*secretly dumps his bowl of soup*
Verona and Lumina: *bounce up and down, spilling soup everywhere*
Charlotte: I'm too beautiful for food like this! *snooty air*
Wonderweiss: Hraa!...Aaaaa!...*drinks soup loudly*
Orihime: Ano...thanks?...
The zanpakutou are hungry too, it seems.
Zangetsu: Hmm...tastes better than rain...^_^ Sode no Shirayuki: Good...it's okay...
Haineko: Oh, yum! *purrs*
Tobiume: *ignoring her soup, pinches Haineko*
Wabisuke: Too heavy...to eat...*falls over*
Zabimaru: *fighting over who gets to not eat the soup*
Kazeshini: *kills his bowl and runs away*
Senbonsakura: ...I don't wanna take off my mask to eat...
Sogye no Kotowari: Take it off, Senbon-san! We wanna see your face!
Katen Kyokotsu: *stony silence*
Suzumebachi: This bowl is too big for me!
Houzakimaru: Lucky dance time! I hope this soup is good...
Ruriiro Kujaku: The soup is so beautiful...
Hyourinmaru: The soup is too hot. Ashisogi Jizou: Burble?
Gegutsuburi: More! More! More!
Mizuke: *sits in his/her/its green cloak, ignoring the soup*
Muramasa: *too busy coughing up and crying blood to eat*
Orihime: For filler characters, you sure do love my soup! *happy smile*
Alas, by the time this was over, all of Orihime's soul was gone (much to the relief of several unappreciative people, Shinigami, Arrancar, humans, and zanpakutou spirits alike ahem, ahem). She returned home, happy at a good day's work. And in the end, Ulquiorra DID drink his soup. Just so you know.
I got bored, and wondered how people would react to Orihime's soup...
Bleach belongs to Tite Kubo.
