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I open the door to class, and go to my seat. The teacher doesn't even look in my direction. I like it. Everyone else is waiting in quiet anticipation. They know my shenanigans. Once I am in my seat, the teacher glances over and nods in appreciation. He's just sitting at his desk. The assignment is written on the board. I pull out my school books, and begin my schoolwork. I feel watched. I pull out a cookie, and start eating it as I do my work.

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After a few minutes of silence, everyone starts whispering to each other. Probably because this is probably the first time I've opened this book. Or done any school work. How the heck have they not kicked me out yet? My book still smells like new book.

I put my face right into the book, and take a nice long smell. I love new book smell… It's quiet again. I look up and see that I'm once again being stared at. Okay I'm sick of being stared at. I'm out. I get up, and head to the window. It's already open, so less work for me! Heck yea! I hop out and start to take a nice leisurely stroll. That stroll did not last long because I just realized that I forgot my snacks in the classroom, and I feel like my blood sugars are low. Maybe I could use this to get Kaname to bite me!

I begin to head to the night class dorms. The tricky part though is figuring out how to sneak in. Maybe I can dig under the walls! I reach the walls, and get to the ground. I have no shovels though so I guess I will dig with my hands. My arms feel like jello though. Maybe I should have gone back for my snacks.

I stand up, using the wall for balance.

"Kaname. Kaname can you hear me? Kaname! Kaname come here. C'mon boy, come here! Kaname!" This is far too much effort. I reach my arm up to a bandage on my neck, and pull it off. I scratch at the bite marks, hoping to open them up again. Blood is a good way to call vampires over! They sure do like blood. I've opened the bite back up, but it was probably not that great of a choice considering my hands are covered in dirt. I hope I don't get an infection. Or worms. Or maybe I do hope those happen. You don't know me or my life or how much milk I like in my cereal!

"What are you doing?" I hear a voice.

"God? Is that you?" My face is what is helping me keep balance against the wall.

"Yes. It is I, God." The voice answers.

"LIAR!" I quickly turn around. I know that voice. I end up tripping over my own feet, and start to fall. Before I meet the ground though, that Aido person catches me. I then proceed to roll out of his arms and onto the ground. I start to drag myself away, but he just steps in front of me.

"What are you doing?" He asks. "You're covered in dirt… and blood."

"There's only one way to save me…" I whisper. I motion to Aido to come closer. I need to whisper into his ear.

"What is it?" He asks as he comes closer.

"Closer…" I whisper more quietly this time. He moves closer, and seems distracted by my blood. I move a dirt covered hand up to his face, and gently move it so that it's looking at me. Our faces are nearly touching. This is it. The moment I've been waiting for…

I lick his nose and roll away. My rolling doesn't last long, because I hit into something. Okay maybe I lied. It did last a bit long because I accidentally rolled down a hill. Just leave me alone about it, okay?! I've bumped into something now and that's all that matters. I look up, and see someone. They reach out towards me. Their hand opens.

Snacks.

I open my mouth, and snacks are dumped into it. I graciously accept the gift, and swallow all of it. A moist towelette is placed on my neck. It gets pushed around a bit. The moist towelette ascends into the heavens. Then a new bandage is placed on the bite that I was scratching.

"Thanks, bro." I blink, and he's gone. Now I am staring right up into the sun. Heck.

I lay there for a while, contemplating the meaning of life. I've figured it out. The one true reason for existence…

Cookies.

That's it. Cookies. They are so amazing and delicious and everyone would be dead without them. They're just that good. Whoever made them is my hero.

I sit up. The sun is going down. Maybe I took a nap. I probably took a nap. Naps are great. Maybe they're the reason for existence. Who knows. I guess though it's time for the night class to come out. Good thing I have my ninja stars. I'm ready to keep the fangirls back. I get up and go over to the gates. Luckily I am already near them.

"Ladies." I say as I step in front of the gates. I am then trampled. The end.

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Just kidding.

I am then trampled. I reach out and grab someone's ankle. I have no idea who's it is. I just grabbed the first one I saw. Although if it's a fangirl, and they are all wearing skirts, why is it pants? I look up and see Zero scowling at me. I stare right into his eyes, and slowly move my other hand to grab his other leg. He sees what I am doing, and tries to kick me off of his leg. My hand quickly moves to grab his leg. Now both of my hands are holding onto one leg. I drag myself closer, and wrap my arms around his leg. He loses his balance and falls down. Before he can reach the ground though, he bumps into someone. They catch Zero.

Zero looks up to who caught him. It's Kaname. Zero looks disgusted and tries to stand up. I pull on his leg, and he falls even more onto Kaname. They both look down at me as I laugh and start to tie Zero's shoe laces together. Zero swiftly slips out of his shoes, and runs into the trees. My shoes now.

I look up at Kaname.

"Yo." I say.

"…" Kaname says. I reach my hand to grab Kaname's leg. He casually takes a step back, and walks around me. All the fangirls are staring at me. I almost touched their precious Kaname. Now I definitely need to touch him.

I jump up, and start running to Kaname. I am gonna touch his hair. That will make them so mad. It will probably make Kaname mad too.

I'm about to touch his hair, but he grabs onto my arm and glares at me.

"No." He says. Haha he said words!

"Bite me." I say with a huge grin. He pulls me close to him. I dramatically gasp, and move my head to slightly expose my neck. Kaname brings his face down, and stops next to my ear.

"Have fun." He whispers, and gives me a gentle push towards the fangirls. I feel their hands pulling me back. It's like I'm backing up into a large bush. Their arms are the sticks. Their claws are the thorns. I'm being dragged back into the abyss.