Chapter 7: Nickelodeon VS Anime Universe
We see a black chair, with nobody sitting on it. DW is nowhere in sight.
A few seconds later, Noel Vermillion and Ragna the Bloodedge walk into the room. The cameraman asked them why DW isn't in the room.
Noel and Ragna sighed. "We'll get him." The two of them then leave the room.
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Noel and Ragna walked up the stairs until they arrived at a door. Noel opens up the door and they both walked into DW's bedroom. It was empty. Noel and Ragna looked around the room until they set their eyes on a wooden cupboard. They both walk over to the cupboard and open it, revealing DW. He was sitting in the cupboard, wrapping his arms around his legs and buries his face in his knees.
"DW…" Noel said. DW looked up and gasped. He looked around and quickly grabs a red t-shirt with a Gundam head on it.
""There it is! Heh heh, my lucky Gundam shirt. You know…since Nukid is doing the Gundam March thing…" DW smiled nervously. Noel and Ragna just scowled at him. DW groaned and said, "Okay, I really don't want to do this! This story has haunted me for the last two years and I can't believe I'm going to review it!"
"Come on DW, you lost the card game to me fair and square, so you have to review that story." Ragna said.
"Why do I even made that stupid bet in the first place?!" DW yelled. He then took a hard gulp and buries his face in his hands. "I…I can't do it! This story is bad! REALLY BAD! So bad I rather eat yak testicles or have an elephant shit on my face than read this heinous story!"
Noel sighed. "But DW, if you are not going to review the story, you will never get it out of your mind!"
"But-" DW looked up at them. Noel and Ragna fold their arms and stared at him. DW sighed heavily. "Alright, here we go. My Nickelodeon VS Anime Universe review."
Nickelodeon VS Anime Universe Review
We then see various scenes from the story.
"Yes guys, I'm going to review one of the worst fanfictions I ever wrote. Nickelodeon VS Anime Universe is a fanmake of the story mode of Mortal Kombat VS DC Universe, a crossover video game I was so hyped back then. When it came out, I enjoyed the story mode so much, I decided to write a fanmake of it. But it turns out to be a huge fucking disaster. Everything about it is crap. I rather have Ichigo Kurosaki shoving his Zangetsu into my ass or have a nose job by Allen Walker's anti-akuma arm than read this turd-covered fanfic!"
We then see DW now sitting on his chair and dressed in his blue cap, black Left 4 Dead 2 t-shirt and blue jeans.
"And since this story is one of the worst stories I've ever written, I have decided to hire two of the most calmest and sanest characters to sit through this story with me. They are Fuhrer King Bradley…"
A homunculus with black hair and wears a black eye patch and blue uniform then enters the room and sits next to DW. His name was Fuhrer King Bradley AKA Wraith.
"And Sosuke Aizen…" DW nodded.
A brown haired man with red eyes and wears a white coat, purple sash and white hakama then enters the room and sits next to DW. His name was Sosuke Aizen.
"So guys, are you ready?" DW said.
"Yes." Bradley nodded solemnly.
"Always ready." Aizen nodded as well.
"Well then," DW turns to the screen and bit his lip. "Let's take a look," He grabs his hands together tightly. "Even though I'm sure nobody wants to, at Nickelodeon VS Anime Universe."
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We then see the first scene of the story. We see a picture of Aang defeating Fire Lord Ozai, as seen from the episode "Sozin's Comet".
"So our story starts with a prologue of what happen before the events of the story." DW said.
"After 100 years of total war and chaos, Avatar Aang has finally defeated the evil Fire Lord Ozai and stopped the Fire Nation from taking over the Four Nations and the Nickelodeon universe." The story's narrator, Ryo Muang said.
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"The end, bye bye!" DW quickly got up but Bradley quickly grabs his arms and forcefully puts him back down on the chair. "Dammit!"
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"However, peace was short-lived as Ozai did not gave up easily. After he was imprisoned, he somehow managed to escape from his cell and escape the Fire Nation without a trace."
The scene changes to Ozai and his army of villains which includes Fright Knight, Vlad, Skulker, Plankton, Calamitous, Vexus and other various villains from various Nickelodeon shows charging in a battlefield.
"Years later, Ozai reappeared himself and attempts to take over the Nickelodeon universe once again with the help of the evil organization, The Evil Syndicate."
The scene now changes to Ozai and the Evil Synidcate being defeated by Danny Phantom, Carrie Angel, Aang, Katara, Jenny XJ9 and many other Nickelodeon heroes.
"But once again, Ozai's plans to take over the Nickelodeon universe were once again foiled by Danny Phantom and his friends."
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"Good Lord, how long is this prologue?!" Aizen asked DW.
"This is even more boring that the prologue to Tekken: The Motion Picture!" Bradley added.
DW shrugged. "Yeah, but at least this prologue is telling us the backstory while the Tekken prologue tells us bullshit we don't care." He said.
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The scene then fades to black.
"Ozai's second defeat should have marked the heroes' victory against him and the Evil Syndicate. But instead, it marked a whole new struggle for independence…"
We now see Ozai and Fright Knight coming out of a portal and arrived at Amity Park graveyard. Ozai then gasps as Spongebob appears in front of him. Ozai then turns his head and sees that Fright Knight is about to enter a portal and leave him behind. Ozai charged over to him, punches him in the face and knocks him to the ground.
"So after the prologue, we see Ozai and Fright Knight escaped to Amity Park graveyard. However Spongebob appears before them. Fright Knight was about to leave Ozai behind. Angered by his betrayal, Ozai knocks Fright Knight to the ground and about to finish him off, when suddenly, Spongebob did something that is extremely out of his character." DW explained.
Spongebob quickly creates a ball of lightning with his hands and shot the ball of energy at Ozai.
"He shoots lightning at Ozai."
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Aizen and Bradley slightly drop their jaws. They slowly turn to DW, who frowns at them. "What?! He WAS playing the role of Raiden after all!"
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The blast hits Ozai in the chest, sending him to the portal.
"What have you done?! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ozai screams as the electricity overwhelms his body and he explodes along with the portal.
We then see Spongebob walking up to Fright Knight. He places a hand on his shoulder and the two disappeared.
"So after Ozai disappeared along with the portal, Spongebob sends Fright Knight to the elder gods, who will decide his fate and punishment." DW said.
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We then see a damaged and ruined city called Anime City. We then see Luffy holding Freiza up by the neck. Next to him was Nami.
"It's over, Frieza!" Luffy said.
"Don't be so sure, rubber boy!" Frieza mocked. Luffy frowns and he strectches his arm and lifts up Frieza in the air until he is above the city.
Luffy then brings down his arm and smashes Frieza onto the ground. He smashes Frieza onto the ground so strong that it created a huge massive hole.
"Meanwhile, at another universe, we see Monkey D. Luffy and Nami defeating Freiza after a long battle against the evil Saiyans at Anime City."
"Took you long enough." Lucci said.
"Lucci." Luffy said coldly.
"After Freiza is defeated, Lucci shows up. Luffy is angry with Lucci because he has been siding with Frieza during the battle. But Frieza gets back up on his feet and attempts to escape."
The three then turned around and sees Frieza, getting out from the hole and creates a boom tube in front of him.
"Luffy, Frieza has activated another dimensional boom tube. He's going to escape!" Nami said alarmed.
Frieza turns around and glares at Luffy while saying, "This isn't over, Luffy! I'll be back!"
"Don't be so sure." Luffy said calmly.
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"Oh no…" DW buries his face in his hands.
"What? What's wrong?" Bradley asked puzzled.
"He's going to defeat Frieza and send him into the portal like Spongebob did to Ozai right?" Aizen added.
"Yes, he is." DW looked up with a feared expression.
"Okay, then why don't you want to continue watching?" Bradley asked.
"Well, he…he just…he did…" DW tried to explain. "It's very complicated. I REALLY don't want to-"
"SHOW IT!" Aizen and Bradley yelled.
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Luffy then shoots his laser vision at Frieza and the alien yells in the pain as the laser hits him and sends him into the boom tube. Frieza cries in pain as the lasers flash through his body.
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DW screamed at the top of his lungs while Aizen and Bradley widen their eyes in shock and drop their jaws.
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"You fool! You are stabilizing the boom tube!" Frieza yelled. He shrieked in pain as the laser overwhelms him and he explodes along with his boom tube. The explosion causes some nearby damaged cars send flying and Luffy, name and Lucci duck as the cars fly over them.
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DW wailed in despair as he buries his face onto the desk. Aizen and Bradley remained silent with their mouths open, shock at what they just saw.
"WHAT…THE…FUCK?!?!?!?!" Aizen and Bradley shouted.
"Yes!" DW looked up with tears rolling down his cheeks. "I can't believe I'm seeing this again!"
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We see Luffy shooting his laser vision at Frieza again.
"Yes folks, this is the downside of the ENTIRE story. Luffy HAS laser vision." DW said. "I mean, seriously, what the fuck? What the fuck was I thinking back then?! Luffy has fucking laser vision?! What's the reason for this?! WAS I SMOKING CRACK BACK THEN?!?!"
Luffy again shoots his laser vision at Frieza and the alien yells in the pain as the laser hits him and sends him into the boom tube. Frieza cries in pain as the lasers flash through his body.
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As DW buries his face in his hands, a single tear rolled down from Aizen's eye. Aizen wipes it off while Bradley shook his head in disbelief. "Despicable…" Bradley simply said.
"My childhood has been raped forever." Aizen sobbed.
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Luffy grabs Lucci and flies into the sky.
"So, if you are actually DUMB ENOUGH to continue reading, Luffy flies into the sky and sends Lucci to jail. Yes, he has the ability to fly as well. I considered you to be a winner if you cannot hang yourself after reading that as well."
We then see a man named Sasori walks pass a damaged café and walks his way to an alley. After Sasori enters the alley, Naraku jumps down and lands in front of him. Sasori screams as Naraku beheads him with his katana.
"We then see Sasori meeting up with Naraku. However, the meeting doesn't go well and Naraku kills off Sasori."
"You should have pay up sooner…when you still have a head." Naraku said coldly.
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"Hey, that's what you would say as well when nobody serves you your tea, Wraith!" Aizen chuckled. Bradley scowled at him.
"Luffy has laser eyes." He said.
"LASER EYES?!?!" Aizen bellowed and he gets up from his seat and starts yelling and thrashing around like a lunatic. DW shook his head.
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Naraku then walks out of the alley and looks around the city, when suddenly, a boy ran pass him in the speed of light, making Naraku quickly draws out his sword. The boy ran pass him in fast speed again. Although Naraku doesn't get to see the boy's face, he already knows who it is.
"After Naraku comes out of the alley, guess who bumps into?" DW asked.
"Rasengan!" Naruto yelled as his right arm glows blue and uppercuts Naraku. Naraku yells in pain as he fell to the ground.
"That's right. Everybody's favorite ninja, Naruto Uzumaki."
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"God! How many of our favorite anime characters are you going to rape?!" Bradley asked DW.
"Sixteen." DW said.
Aizen and Bradley both screamed, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"After defeating Naraku, Naruto receives a call from Sailor Mercury. Sailor Mercury tells Naruto to go to Karakura Town to deal with Soi Fon. But all of the sudden, Naruto's eyes turned yellow and he yells in pain."
Naruto grabs his head and yells in pain when all of the sudden, his eyes turn yellow. He grits his teeth as Sailor Mercury asked in worry and concern, "Naruto?! Are you okay?"
Naruto's eyes turn back to normal and said to his communicator, "I…I'm fine. Just dizzy." He then placed his fingers together and poofs away. After the smoke is cleared, Naruto has disappeared.
Meanwhile, Naraku groans as he gains back his consciousness and gets up from the ground.
"Despite what just happened, Naruto proceeds to going to Karakura Town, leaving Naraku behind."
We then see various scenes of the MK VS DC characters walking away from their unconscious opponents after the fight scenes.
"Oh yeah, by the way, this is something I never understand about the story of MK VS DC. Why did the Mortal Kombat and DC Universe characters leave their opponents behind after they defeated them? Aren't they gonna finish them or something? Why are they just gonna leave them behind as if the fight never happen?"
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"Hey Aizen!" DW said as Bradley watches him.
"What?" Aizen asked. DW then punches Aizen in the face and Aizen falls to the ground.
FINISH HIM!
"Nah, I'm just gonna act like an idiot and leave you behind." DW gets up from his seat and leaves the room.
MORON…
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We then see various scenes.
"Anyways, after Naruto arrives at Karakura town, he appears in front of Soi Fon and tells her to hand over the medallion she stole. Soi Fon tries to escape but Naruto stops her and defeats her in a fight. Suddenly, Invader Zim appears and takes the medallion. Naruto asks him where he comes from but suddenly, his eyes turn yellow and his head hurts again. Soi Fon takes the medallion back from Zim and runs off but suddenly, a portal appears in front of her and she accidentally enters another universe. Angered by his distraction, Naruto defeats Zim and about to finish him off when suddenly…"
Suddenly, Ichigo appeared. The Shinigami flew down from the top of the building and landed near Naruto and Zim.
Ichigo gets up and asked Naruto, "Who is that strange guy with antennae and what are you doing in Karakura Town?"
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"Ichigo is playing the role of Batman?" Bradley asked DW.
"Yeah, he is." DW shrugged.
"Ichigo as the Dark Crusader…" Aizen said as he thinks about it.
(An image of Ichigo dressed in a grey tight suit with a bat symbol on it, a yellow utility belt, black boots and black mask with horns then appears in Aizen's mind.)
"NO!" Aizen yelled with his eyes shaking. "FORGET IT!"
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We then see Ichigo lying on the ground as Naruto walks up to him. Rukia shoots a blast of ice at Narut, freezing him. Ichigo then gets up and uppercuts him.
"After a short and disappointing fight scene between Naruto and Ichigo, Naruto is about to finish Ichigo off when suddenly his partner Rukia Kuchiki shows up and stops them. Ichigo then knocks him unconscious and get this…"
We then see Ichigo working on the computers while Rukia is treating Naruto on a bed nearby.
"Takes Naruto to Mayuri's Twelfth Division building at Soul Society and operates the building as their secret headquarters. WOW, THAT…is just stupid."
We then see various scenes from the Nickelodeon storyline.
"Meanwhile at Amity Park, Danny Phantom and Carrie Francess have both finished school. Carrie tells Danny that some of their friends and enemies have been disappearing so Danny decided to go to the Southern Air temple and look for Avatar Aang. But their meeting didn't go well, so Danny fought with Aang. After defeating Aang, Aang tells Danny that he doesn't trust him because he thinks Danny is behind the disappearances of his friends. Danny explains to Aang that he and his friends and investigating this case and tells him that they should work together. However, Zuko appears and tries to attack Aang. Danny saves Aang and helps him escape. Angered by this, Zuko fights with Danny."
Danny then hoots as he does his bicycle kick at Zuko and he sends him to the wall of rocks behind him and Zuko smashes through the rocks.
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DW, Aizen and Bradley both laughed out loud.
"Okay, I admit. Danny doing Liu Kang's bicycle kick attack and hooting like him is kinda funny." DW laughed.
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"Back at Soul Society, Naruto woke up and apologizes for attacking Ichigo. Ichigo and Rukia tell Naruto to stay in bed. Naruto tries to tell them he's perfectly fine and there's nothing wrong with him just before something wrong happens to him. Meanwhile, at the Air Temple, after their fight, something wrong also happens to Zuko and the two switch places. Zuko thinks Aang has turned to Ichigo so he and Ichigo fought."
Ichigo threw a boomerang at Zuko but the Fire Lord dodges it. But the boomerang swings back and slashes Zuko's back.
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Aizen and Bradley arch their eyebrows. They both turn to DW as Aizen asked, "Since when does Ichigo throw boomerangs?"
DW sighed. "You're probably figuring out by now that nothing makes sense in this story so let's just get back to the story."
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"So after Ichigo defeats Zuko, Ichigo and Rukia both contact Sailor Mercury and tell her what happen."
"Whatever Zuko is, Sailor Mercury, he isn't human." Ichigo said.
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"WHAT?!?!" Bradley yelled in disbelief. "Ichigo thinks Zuko isn't human?! But he has ears, a nose, two arms and two legs like a normal human being! Ichigo CAN'T SEE THAT?!"
"Just continue reading!" DW yelled.
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We then see various scenes.
"So after telling Sailor Mercury about Zuko, the computer detected a similar source at Karakura Town, so Ichigo and Rukia decided to check it out."
"Meanwhile, at the Nickelodeon universe, after Danny defeats Naruto, he takes the ninja back to Amity Park. However, his parents were nowhere in sight and suddenly, his arch enemy Vlad appears. Danny defeats Vlad and yes, leaves him behind and doesn't finish him off. Danny contacts Jenny XJ9 and tells her about his investigation. He tries to attend to Naruto's aura but the energy and aura overwhelms his body and Danny disappears."
We then see Ichigo driving his car through Karakura Town with Rukia sitting in the back seat and Zuko, still unsconcious, sitting on the passenger seat.
"Meanwhile, at Karakura Town, we see YES! Ichigo now has his own batmobile! Wonderful. How about we make this story even MORE STUPID?!"
Suddenly, he and Rukia both heard an evil laugh and a doll with spiky light blue hair, blue eyes and wears a white jacket and white hakama fell onto the car's windshield.
Look out!" Rukia yelled while Ichigo quickly steps on the brake pedal. The car then screeches and stops while the doll fell off the windshield and onto the road. The doll then exploded and the doll laughed as it's head flew into the air.
Ichigo then steps out of his car as Grimmjow walks over to him.
"No, no, no! You are supposed to die when the doll exploded!" Grimmjow snapped.
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"Grimmjow has DOLLS?!" Aizen said in disbelief.
"Yeah…" DW said. Aizen shakes violently as if he feels like exploding but Bradley quickly places his hands on his shoulders, calming him down. Aizen let out a sigh and rubs his temples.
"Alright. Calming down…" Aizen sighed.
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"Put it there!" Grimmjow said as he holds up his hand. Ichigo touches Grimmjow's hand and Ichigo yells as he gets electrocuted from the buzzer which Grimmjow was wearing in his hand.
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"THAT'S IT!!!" Aizen yelled. He slams his fists on the table and he explodes. DW and Bradley both watched as he flies into the air and burst through the ceiling. A few seconds later, Aizen yells as he plummets through the air and lands back on his chair. His face is now covered with ashes and wisps of smoke curling of his hair. "Sorry…"
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"So after the fight with Grimmjow, Ichigo handcuffs Grimmjow just as Danny appears behind him. Ichigo walks over to Danny and tries to help him. But Danny's eyes glow and he thinks that he's looking at Vlad. Danny fights with Ichigo but Ichigo defeats him. However, during the fight, Grimmjow and Zuko both disappeared. Ichigo and Rukia think Danny is a threat so they bring him to the Anime Society Headquarters to examine him."
"Meanwhile, at the Nickelodeon universe, Jenny XJ9 loses contact with Danny so she contacts Carrie. Carrie tells Jenny that she's at Fire Nation, trying to attend the crisis going on there. After talking to Carrie, Jenny tries to get the portal working when suddenly Soi Fon shows up behind her. Jenny defeats Soi Fon and instead of putting her in jail or something, she leaves her behind! Really? You're not going to put her in jail or anything? You don't care if she wakes up and gets access to your stuff or anything?"
DW groaned. "Anyways, at the Anime Society HQ, Allen Walker and Lenalee Lee examine Danny and Ichigo and Rukia tells them that they fear that there's going to be another invasion. Allen and Lenalee leave the HQ to look for Luffy. Ichigo tries to examine Danny but Spongebob shows off and kicks Ichigo's ass. The hot headed shinigami managed to kick the yellow sponge's ass, God, I can't believe I just said that, but Spongebob escapes with Danny.
"Meanwhile, Jenny goes to Spongebob's castle. Yes, you heard right, Spongebob now owns a FREAKING castle. Anyways, she looks for Spongebob but Edward Elric shows up in front of her. Thinking that he's the one Danny fought, Jenny fought with Edward."
Edward then quickly stands behind her and hugs her tightly. Jenny tries to break free. "POWER!!!" Edward yelled. Lightning then hits Jenny and Jenny cries as the lightning flashes her body.
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Aizen and Bradley frowned at what Edward just said. They both turn to DW as Bradley asked, "Power?"
"WHAT?! I wasn't a fan of Fullmetal Alchemist back then!" DW yelled.
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"Anyways, Jenny defeats Edward but Lenalee shows up. Jenny defeats Lenalee as well but Allen stops her and they both escape with Edward. Just then, El Tigre shows up but Jenny gets the rage and mistakes El Tigre for Zim, so she attacks him."
El Tigre then takes out his AK-47 rifle which he carried on his back and fires at Jenny.
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"El Tigre uses a freaking AK-47 Rifle?!?!" Bradley yelled.
"Just read!" DW yelled.
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"So El Tigre defeats Jenny and Spongebob and Danny show up. Spongebob tells them that their world could be merging with another and it's their mission to stop it. So El Tigre, Jenny and now Frida decided to infiltrate the base. But Rob Lucci shows up in their base and tells them that he's interested in their portal technology and wants to do business with him."
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"Lucci does business with other people? Why?" Aizen asked DW.
DW sighed. "Because in this story, he has his own company called RobCorp."
"ROBCORP?!?!" Bradley yelled, his eyes wide. He then calmly took out a paper bag and then, puts his head into the bag and vomits violently. DW and Aizen winced.
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"So El Tigre manages to defeat Lucci and of course, leaves him behind! Really? Anyways, he, Frida and Jenny then enter the portal and infiltrate the Anime Society HQ. After defeating Edward and Sailor Mercury, El Tigre and Frida freed Aang. Aang tells them he needs to see Fright Knight for answers so he set out to Spongebob's castle."
"While that's going on, Allen and Lenalee are teleported to the Black Order HQ. Komui, Kanda and Miranda tells them that two worlds are merging and they have to stop it. But then Lucci and Soi Fon suddenly appeared. How? Because they used the teleportation device at the Nickelodeon base back at the Nickelodeon universe. Way a go, Nickmorons! Good job leaving Lucci and Soi Fon behind instead of putting them in jail!"
"And who knew that their security is even more pathetic than the Karakura Town Museum." Soi Fon smirked.
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"You can say that again, Soi Fon." DW said. Aizen and Bradley nodded in agreement.
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"After Allen defeats Lucci, Komui, Kanda and Miranda tell them that both good and evil must work together to stop the merging before it's too late. Lavi shows up and tells them he wishes to join in the mission. So the exorcists transport Lucci and Soi Fon back to Anime City and Lucci plans to form a team of villains to stop the merging."
"While that's going on, Aang's search led him and Katara to the Ghost Zone. There, they come across fright Knight and Zuko. It turns out Zuko thinks that Aang has kidnapped his family and wishes to make him pay. Katara tries to stop the two from fighting."
"I thought we were allies!" Katara added.
"Stay away from this, Katara!" Zuko bellowed as he fire-punches katara and knocks her to the ground unconscious.
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"OW!" Aizen and Bradley yelled.
"Zuko! You're as bad as Kazuya from Tekken!" DW said.
Cutaway Gag…
"I told you you're mistaken!" Zuko yelled in Kazuya's voice as he fire-punches Katara and knocks her to the ground unconscious.
End of Gag
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"So Aang manages to defeat Zuko but their fight causes Fright Knight to be free from his bonds. He sends Aang and Katara back to the human world and tells Zuko to search for Carrie Angel. Yeah? Remember her? She's still in the story."
"Meanwhile, after regaining his consciousness, Edward Elric goes to Risembool and realizes the town is deserted. He comes across Spongebob and after defeating him, he meet up with his brother Alphonse and his hot chick friend Winry Rockbell. Winry then get this, takes out a FREAKING communicator and shows Edward that Frieza and Ozai had merged together into one being and that being is merging the two worlds together. And who is this being?"
"You must stop Tabuu." Alphonse said as Winry then took out a communicator and shows Edward a holographic image of a light blue figure with red eyes. His name was Tabuu.
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Aizen and Bradley groaned as they rub their temples. DW watched them.
A few seconds later, they both turned to DW and Bradley asked, "So…Tabuu from Super Smash Brothers Brawl is the being that Frieza and Ozai both merged into?"
"Yes." DW nodded.
"Aizen and Bradley shook their heads furiously as Aizen said, "You could have create a whole new character to play the role of Dark Kahn BUT YOU HAVE TO USE FUCKING TABUU FROM SUPER SMASH FUCKING BROTHERS BRAWL TO PLAY AS DARK FUCKING KAHN?!?!"
"This is stupid!" Bradley yelled.
"Stupid!" Aizen added.
"Stupid…stupid…stupid, stupid, stupid…." DW watched as Aizen and Bradley then got up from their seats and thrashes around like maniacs as they continue saying "Stupid".
1 Hour Later…
Aizen and Bradley bury their faces into their hands after they both sit back down on their seats. DW pats their shoulders and the two villains sobbed silently.
Aizen and Bradley then look up at DW as Bradley said, "Okay, you know what DW? Aizen and I think we aren't capable enough to read through this story. So to fix this problem, Aizen and I are going to make the proper adjustments." Bradley and Aizen then took out their hammers.
TRANSMISSION LOST DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES…(Althought you can still hear Aizen and Bradley yelling in pain)
After the transmission is back on, we see Aizen and Bradley both smiling and laughing stupidly, rolling their eyes and sticking their tongues out. DW sighed and shook his head.
"We love spaceships…" Aizen giggled stupidly.
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DW sighed. "So after Edward had a pointless three-way fight with Zuko, Skulker and Vlad, Edward is transported back to Anime City where he meets Lucci and his new team of villains. Luffy also arrives and Edward tells them that they need to work together to fight Tabuu. Lucci remembers about the teleportation device back at the Nicktoons base and suggest that they can use it to go to Planet Frieza. Luffy has no choice but to trust Lucci and tells them he will go back to base and gather everyone."
"Meanwhile, after Zuko captured Carrie, Fright Knight and Carrie go to Spongebob's castle and meet up with the heroes. Carrie reveals to them about Tabuu and tells them they need to work together to stop him."
"So let's speed this story up. Eventually, all the Anime Universe characters arrive at the Nicktoons base and use the teleportation device to go to Planet Frieza while all the Nicktoons used Carrie's portal to go to the Fire Nation."
"Upon arriving, both sides are shocked to see that both the Fire Nation and Planet Frieza are completely destroyed by the merging and pieces and debris are now floating everywhere in space, where everyone are of course, PERFECTLY ABLE TO BREATHE."
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"WHAT?!?!" Aizen and Bradley both shouted. "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT?!?!?!?!?!"
"YOU CAN'T BREATHE IN SPACE GUYS!" Aizen yelled.
"THAT'S KINDERGARTEN SCIENCE!" Bradley added.
"DW sighed, "Calm down you guys."
"No we can't! This story is still going!" Aizen said.
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"So both sides meet each other and I got to admit, this is the only scene throughout the entire story that I actually like."
"I am Monkey D. Luffy. We need to know your intentions." Luffy said to Spongebob while his allies stand behind him.
"I am Spongebob Squarepants. God of Thunder. With me are the mightiest warriors of my universe." Spongebob said. As the Nicktoons' rock floats above the Anime characters' rock, Danny, Carrie and the other Nicktoons jumped up and landed on the Anime characters' rock.
All the Nicktoons then get up and prepare to fight. Skulker, Vlad and Zim have malicious grins on their faces. Danny, Carrie, Aang, Katara, Toph, Zuko, Sandy and Jenny have stern looks on their faces. El Tigre, Frida, Timmy and Jimmy smirk as their crack their knuckles.
"We have come to challenge you…in Mortal Kombat!" Spongebob said as he holds up his fist while the other Nicktoons get into their fighting stances. "You will be defeated!"
"Don't be so sure." Luffy smirked as he folds his arms. "If you want a fight, then you can see that me and my friends are up for the challenge!"
The other anime characters prepare to fight as well. Ichigo, Rukia, Naraku and Lucci grit their teeth as they got into their fighting stances. Soi Fon frowns deeply as she holds up her Suzumebachi. Sailor Mercury crosses her wrists, preparing to use her magic. Naruto, Sasuke and Edward have stern looks on their faces as they got into their fighting stances. Allen frowns as his left eye turns red and turns his left arm into his Anti-Akuma arm. Lenalee lifts up one of her legs as she activates her Innocence boots. Lavi draws out his hammer. Nami draws out her staff, preparing to fight with it. Road just smiled calmly as she gets into her fighting stance. Grimmjow smirked and snickered as he cracks his knuckles and gets into his fighting stance.
"But suddenly, Tabuu arrives to interrupt their meeting!"
"It's Tabuu!" Nami yelled in horror.
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"It's Tabuu!" DW yelled like a retard. Aizen and Bradley frowned at him. "OH WHAT?! Like she could have done it better!"
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"So Tabuu makes them get into the rage and fight each other."
"FIGHT!!!" Tabuu yelled.
Danny, Carrie, Vlad, Skulker, Jenny, Zim, Sandy, Jimmy, Timmy, Aang, Katara, Toph, Zuko, El Tigre and Frida all yell angrily as they all charge towards the anime characters while Spongebob stood where he is.
Ichigo, Rukia, Soi Fon, Grimmjow, Nami, Lucci, Allen, Lenalee, Lavi, Road, Edward, Naruto, Sasuke, Naraku and Sailor Mercury all yell angrily too as they charge towards the Nicktoons while Luffy stood where he is.
Spongebob and Luffy just glared at each other while the Nicktoons and the anime characters continue yelling as they charge towards each other.
All the fighters continue yelling until they are all close to each other.
"So after the fight, Spongebob and Luffy go to Tabuu's fortress to face Tabuu. However, the two face each other and fight. Both Spongebob and Luffy get exhausted from the fight but that makes Tabuu delighted."
Spongebob and Luffy turned their heads to him as Tabuu continued as he stands up from his throne, "Such power, the hatred, the anger! Your combat hastens the merging!!!"
"So Luffy tries to stop Tabuu which makes Spongebob realized he and the Anime characters weren't working for Tabuu all along. Tabuu pins Luffy down but Spongebob saves him and gets pin down too. Tabuu is shocked to see Spongebob and Luffy both realizing that they are not enemies and forces them to fight each other again but Spongebob and Luffy overcomes the rage and they face Tabuu together."
Tabuu gets up, but suddenly widens his eyes in horror as he sees that his arms start to enlarge. He sees that his hands, legs, feet and head also enlarges and Tabuu yells in pain until he is completely bloated and a few seconds later, he exploded into smithereens and the rage inside him escapes and rushes through his palace and everything fades to white.
"So after Spongebob and Luffy maange to defeat Tabuu, the worlds are separated and everything goes back to normal. Spongebob imprisons Frieza in the Ghost Zone while Luffy imprisons Ozai in get this, the PHANTOM ZONE FROM SUPERMAN 2."
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Aizen and Bradley drop their jaws. "WHAT..THE…FUCK?!?!" They both yelled.
"The Phantom Zone is in this story?!" Bradley yelled.
"THIS…IS…STUPIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!" Aizen and Bradley both slam their fists on the desk and the two villains explode.
After the smoke is cleared, both villains then wailed in despair and bury their faces in their hands while DW sighed, "Alright you guys, I'm wrapping this up."
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"After peace is restored, everybody go back to their normal lives even though most of them did absolutely nothing. And they all live happily ever after."
"That is until Vlad, Skulker and Zim become Frieza's slaves after they accidentally free him while Ozai breaks out of the Phnatom Zone with an army of villains and prepare to take over the galaxy. What a fucking load…"
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"THIS IS AN ABSOLUTELY ASS OF SHIT!" DW yelled while Aizen and Bradley continue sobbing. "This is bad. This is REALLY, REALLY………BAD!!!"
We then see various scenes from the story.
"The characters are out-of-character, the fight scenes are lame, the final boss is unoriginal, it's just BAD. BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD!"
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"So do yourselves a favour and stay away from this story! Nickelodeon VS Anime Universe is a fucking joke! Let this fanmake rot for all I care!" DW yelled. He then turns to Aizen and Bradley as the two villains continue crying.
"Oh come on you guys! At least it wasn't as bad as The Mansion 2!" DW said. Aizen and Bradley screamed in terror. DW watched as they both got up from their seats, run over to the nearest window and jump down to their deaths.
DW turns back to the camera. "You know, I'm not gonna miss them."
THE END
