A series of unfortunate Akatsukis
Survival…..the drive to live, the instance to keep going no matter what. How will the Akatsuki survive this unfortunate event?
Tell me how am I doing so far, how can I improve or what am I doing wrong, the good and bad, how's the story so far?
The Akatsuki started making hammocks.
"Kakuzu, I didn't know that you knew how to make hammocks?" Tobi says.
"Hammocks, sewing, what's the difference?" Kakuzu says.
"Hey speaking about sewing; how bout sewing me back up!? You only did my lower body!" Hidan's head shouts.
"These hammocks seem…….kind of hard" Itachi says as he tries to get more commutable.
"That's because you're laying on a rock" Kakuzu says.
"Someone help me with Kisame" Sasori says as he tries to lift the half-crazy fish-man to his bed.
"I'll help ya Sasori-san!" Tobi says.
"We'll need to search the island tomorrow, to see what is has and all, hmmm" Deidara says.
"Don't bother" Zetsu says, "This hunk of land has nothing, no people, no food, no nothing!"
"None-the-less, Deidara is right" Sasori says, and then he mumbles, "it's not like we have anything else to do".
"Well, I'm getting some shut-eye" Hidan says.
"Its not like you have anything else to do besides pray" Kakuzu says to himself.
"What'd you say?!" Hidan shouts.
"Just go to sleep" Kakuzu says as he puts a blanket over Hidan's head.
"Hey! Hey this is not fai-…..actually its quiet good" Hidan says.
"Night-night" Tobi says and goes to sleep.
And so the Akatsuki goes to sleep, that is until…………
"What was that!?" Kisame shouts as he falls from his hammock.
"What's wrong Kisame?" Itachi asks as he gets up from his rock.
"I hear…..voices!" he shouts.
"Don't worry, I'm sure they were just nightmares" Itachi assures.
"Y-yeah, just nightmares" Kisame tells himself.
"Go back to sleep, we have a big day tomorrow" Itachi says.
Kisame nods but then he jumps and screams again.
"What now?" Itachi asks.
"I hear them again" Kisame cries, "can I sleep with you? Pretty please Itachi-kun" Kisame begs.
Itachi sighs and says, "Fine, c'mon".
And so Kisame goes over to Itachi's rock and lies down beside him.
"Thank you" Kisame whispers.
Later that same night……..
"Uhhh……" Zetsu moans as he slowly gets out of his hammock.
He is sleep-walking, "Food, food, I need food" he moans again.
He crawls around the floor until he find something round. He goes and bites on it and starts chewing on it too.
"AHHHHH!!!!!!!" Hidan screams, "GET OFF OF ME!! STOP CHEWING ON MY EAR!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!! HELP!!!!"
But everyone was asleep and no one heard him.
Zetsu goes and ends up eating Hidan's whole ear off.
"Aww" Zetsu says, "That was a good snack" and then he goes back to his hammock.
"HEY!" Hidan shouts, "YOUR GOING TO REGRET THIS! I WANT MY EAR BACK!"
Later that same night……..
"He-he" Kakuzu laughs, "I'm sure they won't miss it sense we are on this piece of junk. Kakuzu goes to each Akatsuki member and picks their pockets, getting their wallets and cash.
"Money, money, money, he-he" he sneers.
He goes to everyone and then to Tobi, "Hm? This kid has nothing, not even a wallet, or a pocket for that matter" he says as he scratches his head.
MORNING
"Wow, that was a terrible night, yeah" Deidara yawns as he gets up.
"I agree" Sasori says.
"Yuck! Yuck!" Zetsu spits, "feels like I ate rotting flesh last night! Yuck!"
"C'mon everyone get up!" Tobi yells.
"What! Look at this Sasori-danna" Deidara says as he points to Kisame and Itachi whom are still on the rock.
"How can the fish-man get sum last-night and I'm still a virgin, hmm?!" Deidara complains.
Sasori shrugs and says while patting him on the back, "Maybe Itachi is just not interested in blondes".
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