I do not own Dragon Ball Z.

In this chapter, we investigate on what Krillin and #18 are doing, since we've been ignoring then immensely. Thank you.

PS: Don't be pffended by the use of the word nigger, I just needed it to use with Lincoln. I mean nothing by it.

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"Krillin? KRILLIN!" #18 yelled loudly from the couch as Krillin shot up from the chair, awaken from a peaceful sleep. "What is it honey?" Krillin asked. "I need pain medication!" #18 yelled. "Why?" Krillin asked. "Well, it may be because I'm a drug addict, or it could be the HUMAN CHILD INSIDE ME KICKING AROUND!" #18 said, and yelled the last part. "I'm sorry honey, you're right." Krillin said as Winnie The Pooh climbed through the window. "Did I hear honey?" Pooh asked as he juggled three human heads and two human legs. "Holy crap!" Krillin yelled as Pooh morphed into a mutant yellow moster with razor sharp claws, swinging them wildly. "What is that!?" Marron asked as she saw the monster and it grabbed her. "MARRON!" Krillin yelled out as he saw Superman fly into the house and beat the monster with his fists, until it ate him. "Men." Marron said before she bit the monster, who dropped her and ran off crying. "Wow." Krillin said before zombies, lead by a zombie of Yamcha, bursted into the room. "WHAT THE FUCK'S GOIN ON!" #18 asked before a man wearing a workshirt, jeans, a chainsaw for his right hand and a shotgun in his left, Ash, bursted through the wall and began killing Zombies, while yelling one-liners. "This is messed up. Look, it's Elijah Whitney and Abraham Lincoln!" Marron said as Krillin saw Elijah Whitney riding around in circles on a toy train, yelling "Down with the cotton gin! Down with da cotton gin!" and he saw Abraham Lincoln riding around on a black slave yelling "Up with slavery! Down with Freedom! Down with niggers!".

Krillin sat up in the king-sized bed and looked over at his wife, who was sleeping peacefully, despite having an unborn baby inside her. 'Man, I need to remember NEVER to eat a supreme pizza with ice-cream on top before bed AGAIN!' Krillin thought to himself as he rolled over in the bed and fell back asleep.

The next morning, Krillin awoke before #18. He looked over at her and kissed her on the cheek, #18 smiling as she slept. He then went into the kitchen and began cooking, humming a happy little tune to himself as he worked.

#18 woke a little while later, aroused by the sweet aroma from the kitchen. #18 climbed from the bed and walked slowly into the kitchen and saw Krillin leaisurely eating his breakfast and reading the newspaper. "Krillin, did you do ALL this for me?" #18 asked as she sat at the table shocked. She looked at all the food, pancakes, sausage, orange juice, toast, and coffee spread across the table. "Sure did honey, you deserve it." Krillin said. "After this, lets go shopping." #18 said as she began eating. "Do we have to?" Krillin asked as #18 shot him a death glare. "Ok! Ok! We'll go shopping." Krillin said, knowing his defeat, as he began eating too.

Later, as they were shopping, Krillin looked to his left and saw a rainslickered figure standing there. He rubbed his eyes and looked again, but it had dissapeared, so he shrugged it off and followed after his wife, who was pawing through clothes like a rabid animal.

A few minutes later, he looked to his right and saw another rainslickered figure standing there. He shook his head and looked again, but it was gone. He shrugged it off and followed his wife, who had stopped pawing through clothes and was going through the movies section.

A few more minutes later, he was waiting for #18 to return from the dressing room when he heard a screech and saw something fly from the changing room his wife was in, he looked at it and screamed when he saw it to be his wife's head. He turned towards the door in time to see the cloaked figure swing a bloodied sythe at his neck.

Krillin shot awake in the chair in the clothing section of the store and looked towards his wife who was screeching like a banshee at another pregnant woman, her husband covering his face pathetically with a magazine. 'Man! Enough odd-assed dreams! I can't take them!' Krillin snarled to himself as he sat back in the chair and grabbed a magazine and began reading.

After they got finished shopping, Krillin and #18 returned home and got a phone call from Goku. "Goku!? What's wrong?" Krillin asked as he talked with Goku, #18 listening in interest. "What? Come to Capsule Corp immediately? Ok." Krillin said as he hung up. "Come on honey, we have to go to Capsule corp." Krillin said as #18 nodded and said "I know. Come on." #!8 said as she flew into the air Krillin following after her.

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What's up at Capsule Corp? Find out next time.