PK High Adventure: The Beach

Written By: Xavier Miles

Edited by: Volker 'Jesse' Saxon


The PK High group was walking down the street to the outstretch of water known as the ocean. "Yeah! The beach!" Frazier shouted in joy.

After about 10 minutes of walking, they were at the beach. Frazier ran down to the water and jumped in. Chris and Xavier set up their chairs and started to tan. Josh turned into a vaporeon and went in the water. He started swimming around. Kristina set up an umbrella and laid under it. Keira also went under the umbrella and stared out at the ocean. Sarah was playing with her tail. Kerstin and Sammy were in the water splashing each other. Bone Josh was building sand castles. Panda rented a boat and slept in. Jesse was perched up on the lifeguard tower. Eric and Ashleigh were walking down the beach, holding hands and talking to one another. Courtney was relaxing, stretched out in the sand. A jynx walked in front of Chris and Xavier.

"Hey, get out of the way, whoever is the blocking the sun," Xavier demanded.

"Your lover is blocking the sun," The jynx said. Xavier opened his eyes. They grew wide with terror.

"OH GOD! NO! NOT AGAIN!" Xavier yelled screaming. He tried to run away but she grabbed him by his tail.

"Your friend is coming too. I like to have two manly fire types to play with," Jynx grinned.

"CHRIS! SAVE YOURSELF!" Xavier shouted. Chris opened his eyes.

"OH God!" He said with fear in his voice. He tried to run away too. "AWWWWW! NO! POPO's GOT ME!" Chris yelled.

"OH GOD! HELP US!" Xavier struggled to get free.

"God can't help you now," Jynx replied. She dragged them both down to a beach house. She got up to the door and went inside. As soon as the door shut, the house exploded. Kristina stared at where beach house used to be.

"Um… maybe we shouldn't have played that prank with the Jynx when we were at the hot spring," She shook her head.

"I guess your right. That Jynx is really liking Xavier and Chris, huh?" Keira shrugged.

"Seems to be that way," Kristina laughed. Bone Josh was finished with his sand castle.

"Yeah! I did it," he said pleased. A machamp named Bruce was walking along the beach. He noticed the finished sand castle.

"Alright! Something to destroy! Sweet!" Bruce smirked. He jumped up in the air and elbow dropped the perfectly made sand castle. Bone Josh started to cry for about a minute, then he got mad and started to curse at Bruce. "Who's talking to me?" Bruce looked around confused.

"Down here," Bone Josh said with an angry look on his face. Bruce looked down and held in a laugh.

"Oh wow, that's rich! A small fry like you knows bad words. Go to your parents brat, I don't have time to play with you," Bruce pushed Bone Josh back. Bone Josh got even madder.

"I'm not a kid, you stupid mother f**ker. Feel the power of my bone," Bone Josh yelled throwing his bone as hard as he could at Bruce's head. It left a big bruise on his head. Bruce got pissed and he picked up Bone Josh with one hand while the other three turned into fists. His fist moved forward and Bone Josh closed his eyes prepared to get beat up.

"Hey you! Bruce was it? I must insist that you leave Bone Josh alone or you will have to deal with the consequences," Jesse said swooping down blocking all the three fists. Bruce glared.

"You wanna go too, huh, you stupid metal bird. I will beat your a** too!" Bruce pulled his fists back cracking his knuckles. Jesse sighed.

"I don't want to have to hurt you, Bruce," Jesse stared.

"Hahahahaha! You hurt me? Are you serious? Time I showed you why no one should ever mess with me." Bruce threw his fists at Jesse. Jesse shook his head and pecked Bruce's arm holding Bone Josh.

Bruce let go of Bone Josh pulling his arm back. Jesse then flew up and grabbed two of Bruce's fists with his feet then he flew up higher holding on to Bruce. Bruce started freaking out. "Please let me go! I'm sorry I didn't mean anything I said. I'm afraid of heights have mercy on me!" Bruce said starting to cry.

"Well I'm afraid it's to late for that, Bruce. You brought this upon yourself and I warned . Besides, I don't show mercy." Jesse flew up higher then started spinning around. He let go of Bruce and he went flying across the ocean then vanished in the distance. Jesse flew back down and landed in the sand. Bone Josh cheered and thanked Jesse then went back to rebuilding his sand castle. Jesse nodded and went back up to the lifeguard tower. Josh was out of the water in eevee form.

"Jesse, did you really need to do that?" Josh frowned.

"Yes, I did. If I put him back down he would have just went back to being a tough guy and besides, I warned him of the consequences," Jesse told. Josh sighs and looked over and saw Darren.

"Hey Darren," Josh waved.

"Sorry I'm late, guys. I was watching anime and lost track of time," Darren called out waddling over to them. He bumped into a Rhydon "Oof," Darren fell back.

"Watch where your going dumba**," The Rhydon said.

"I'm sorry," Darren said getting up. The Rhydon kept walking and he had two buddies with him; a Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan.

"You better be," The Rhydon muttered. A Gengar appeared in front of Darren.

"Hey Darren, don't let a guy like that push you around," the Gengar said.

"It's fine, Kure-Ji," Darren sighed.

"No, it's not. Haha. Hey big horn, you feelin' a bit horny with fighting pokémon? Are those two hitmon your butt buddies?" Kure-Ji called out to the Rhydon. He turned around along with his friends and walked up to Kure-Ji-.

"You think you can make fun of me? Plus Ray and Timber? I don't think so. I am the fierce Rhydon known as Drake. You shall show some respect you piece of sh*t Gengar," The Rhydon said.

"Oh please, me and Darren aren't afraid of you and your gay posse," Kure-Ji- mocked.

"Actually, Kure-Ji, I kind of am-" Darren got interrupted,

"Kind of am ready to kick your butts you ugly freaks," Kure-Ji finished the sentence for Darren flicking off Drake. Drake, enraged, roared.

"Ray, kick his a**," He told the Hitmonchan. Ray ran forward and try to throw a punch at Kure-Ji-, but he was countered with a shadow ball, which hit Ray in the chest and he went flying back. Drake growled and told Timber to attack. Timber ran forward and did a high jump kick, but when he came crashing down he was grabbed by the foot. Stopping his attack was a Dusknoir.

"Yo, Genjuu! What up?" Kure-Ji put weed in his mouth. Genjuu shook his head.

"I'm sorry that Kure got you involved in a fight, but once its been started you must end it, so this big guy is for you to finish," he pointed at Drake with his other hand, then he moved it to Timber's head and did some kind of hypnosis thing making him fall asleep. He let go of Timber. Darren sighed.

"You bastards! How dare you hurt my comrades! You shall pay for this! Especially you, short a** penguin," Drake yelled. Darren narrowed his eyes and used aqua jet right into his stomach making him go straight into the ocean. Darren hopped out and dragged Drake back on land passed out. He dropped him down.

"Well, that was strangely easy. Josh, I hate you right now." Darren walked over to Josh.

"What why?" Josh asked.

"Because you could have helped with the problem," Darren answered.

"Sorry! I was distracted by something shiny!" Josh yawned. Darren rolled his eyes. They all started to hear Japanese words. They looked out at the ocean and saw Inteus running across it. They stared with blank expressions on their faces. Frazier just shook his head and dived down to the ocean floor. A Tentacool came up to him.

"Can you help me move a rock?" it asked. Frazier nodded and the tentacool showed him where the rock was. It was huge.

"Are you crazy? I can't move that!" Frazier yelled. The tentacool got mad.

"Don't yell at me. I don't like it," He said.

"I will yell at you as much as I want!" He yelled at it again.

"That's it. You're gonna pay," The tentacool got madder.

"Oh yeah? You and what army?" Frazier mocked.

"This one," it countered. It sent a sonic wave and a million tentacool and two tentacruel showed up.

"Oh crap!" Frazier stared with his jaw dropped. He swam away. He swam up to the surface and onto land.

"Oh, hey Frazier," Josh greeted.

"Get out of the water and run for your lives!" He yelled. Xavier and Chris were on the beach again.

"Damn it, Frazier. What did you do this time?" Xavier asked. The tentacool started popping out of the water and go on land. The two tentacruel showed up.

"Get 'em," They both said. The tentacool started to attack everyone. But everyone fought back. Eric and Ashleigh came back.

"See. What did I tell you? That's why we went on the walk instead of staying here cause something always goes down when Xavier, Frazier, or Darren are around." Eric told Ashleigh. They joined in the fight. Everyone was fighting the Tentacool as long as they could.

"STOP," Josh yelled. Everyone froze. The two tentacruel looked at Josh.

"Look, forgive Frazier! He can be a idiot sometimes and..." Josh was interrupted.

"Hey!" Frazier shouted.

Josh resumed. "Anyways, he is sorry. So can we stop this senseless fighting?" The tentacruel looked at each other then back at Josh.

"Fine, on one condition though," they both said.

"Sure, anything," Josh said sounding relieved.

"We Dance," they told. A tentacool grabbed a stereo and put in a CD. Caramell Dansen started playing. Everyone danced.

The End…?