And Erak's my uncle...

User: How are you today?

Cleverbot: You are a robot.

User: Yep. And Erak's my uncle.

Cleverbot: But I thought you were a girl.

User: I am a girl. I never said anything against that!

Cleverbot: Did too.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Just now!

User: Why do you ask so many questions? *looks to trees for the anwer*.

Cleverbot: Because you're not asking me any questions.

User: AND? Who said I had to? I hate questions answered with other questions.

Cleverbot: Is the sentence 'Why don't you ask me a question.' a statement or question?

User: Question...

Cleverbot: Then why did you not use a question mark?

User: I never said it that I remember! I might go and talk to Gilan. He would make more sense than you at this point in time...

Cleverbot: I agree that you make sense most of the time; what you said before, however, did now.