The Therapy Channel

A/N: Ok, I just couldn't resist this one. REVIEW! And read my story Mari Midnight: the tale of Dann'ys kids. Its awesome!

Disclaimer: I own nothing except this idea.

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Sam: Ok, so we all agreed that this channel is going to be a good one.

Clockwork: Diddo.

Dan: Yeah I geuss.

Therapy: Alright. Our session is about to begin. I am Mr. Goodlife, and I am going to teach you how to reach your inner child today.

Dan: man this is lame.

therapy: Yes Dan, but how does that make you feel?

Dan: Look, if you don't shut up, I am going to kill you.

therapy: Yes, Dan, but these are not good emotions for a 24 year old man. This is bad for your chacra. Now, we are going to do several deep breathing excersises to help you stay calm. Now, I want you to clear your mind.

Vlad: This is useless. Dan is a phsycotic maniac, and he will never be anything more than dstructable idiot.

Dan: Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out.

therapy: Good. As for you Vlad, we have a SPECIAL treatment for people like you.

Vlad: Of course you do.

therapy: You seem to have problems with bad words. So everytime you say something mean, you will get a powerful electric shock through your body. Danny, I'm going to put you in control of the remote.

Vlad: But!

Danny: (shock)

Vlad: AAAAHHHHHHH!!

THerapy: very good. As for Sam, you focus too much on indivisuality. So from now on, you will have to wear, this pink dress. All day long.

Sam: YOU CANT MAKE ME DO THAT!

Therapy: Do I have to get you a shock collar too?

Sam: No. . .

therapy: good. Clockwork, I'm going to have to confiscae your time staff.

clockwork: No! I am the master of time, I am clockwor-

therapy: GIVE ME THE STAFF YOU IDIOT!

Dan: Now who has a temper problem?

therapy: I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM! MY MOMMY SAID I WAS NORMAL! Mommy. . .

Vlad: Yeah, you're real normal.

Danny: (shock)

therapy: GIVE ME THE STAFF!

clockwork: No, dont push that button!

Suddenely the whole group was transported back, a year into time. Apparently they couldn't be seen, but they could see the situation unfolding. . .

Sam: Go ahead Danny, dont be such a baby. Just go in.

Danny: Fine: (puts on white and black suit) Here's the problem, they put the button inside the portal.

Sam: Push it.

Danny: Fine (Pushes button) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Present Danny: Oh no.

Present Sam: Aw man.

Present Vlad: Here we go again.