I had this idea when I first started writing this, so I hope you enjoy it! Sorry if it wasn't what you guys were hoping for, but I had a fun time writing it! Enjoy!
Disclamier: same as other chapters
Hour 16: (Revenge of the Mountain Dews)
Nico: "I LOVE MOUNTAIN DEW! IT IS MY NEW BEST FRIEND! James will be soooooo mad. James is my ghost friend. He lives in the Fields of Punishment. Nice place this time of year. Cheap real-estate. Although, it is hard to find a place to build that is not covered in lava. Lava is hot. I burned myself trying to cross a river made of fire. I bet Leo would like that. Can Leo bathe in fire? I should find out..
"I ate a hot dog once. I put ketchup, mustard, relish, cheese, chili, and mayonnaise on it. I hate mayonnaise. It's so... so white. And slimy. And gross. Did you know it is possible to kill someone with mayonnaise? I tested my theories.
"Do you want to know something that scarred me for life! I bet you do! Something that scares me for life can't be that bad, right? I'm only the invincible son of the Underworld! Ohhhh, I like that! The big bad son of Hades! Whoop-Whoop!
"I'm like the stud of the Fields of Punishment. Dead evil girls are all over me. Do you know how many girl ghosts have proposed to me? I am awesome! One time, a guy ghost proposed to me. Awk-WARD.
"Even though I am the Liam Hemsworth or Taylor Lautner of the Underworld, alas, I can't find a mate in the above-world. Although I do have a crush...
(Author's Note: I believe you all know where this is going... Many of you wanted Thalico, so here you go. It will be one sided tho, for all you non-fans. Even if you hate Thalico, keep reading. I promise to make it as cheesy and funny as possible!)
"Her name is (sighs) Thalia. I have a feeling she will kill me now. She's so strong and smart and sparky and superb and stunning and sublime and stately and shocking and stupefying and stimulating and savage and striking. She's so… so… awesome.
"Of course, Aphrodite graced me with these good looks for no reason. As you all may know, Thalia is a hunter. And not the good kind either. The bad kind, who swear off guys for eternity. I mean that literally; they are immortal. Too bad these good looks have to go to waste...
"Dudes, I sound like Leo. Wait, wait, let me get into character. (puffs out chest and runs hands through hair) 'Hey babes, your dream is here! Get ready to board the awesome ship, know as the Argo II! It's your lucky day, your captain just happens to be the one and only Awesome Super Commander Leo! Now kiss me senseless!'
"Hey, Leo! Please don't look at me like that! I really don't like to be extra crispy. Oh, uh, hey Thalia. I didn't know you were here! Ha-ha... Please don't kill me too! Although, if I was dead, I finally could be the dead stud of the Underworld. Unless I come back as a ghost and haunt you all..."
Rachel: "…"
Percy: "…"
Annabeth: "…"
Leo: "…"
Grover: "…"
Travis: "…"
Jason: "…"
Piper: "…"
Thalia: "…"
Clarisse: "…"
Hour 17: (Revenge of the caffeine)
Nico: "So I was like, 'no', and she was like, 'yes', and then I was like 'If you don't give me the carrot I will send Spike to kill you.' Then she was like 'You wouldn't', and I was like 'Yes, I would' and she stuck her tongue out at me. I chased her and did a flying squirrel leap onto her. Then I got all up in her face sayin' 'Don't you dare sass me gurl! I know you didn't just insult me chica!' Then a chicken walked in front of us, and I screamed 'OH MY GODS! IT'S A CHICKEN! CALL THE POLICE!' And she was like 'Dont kill the innocent chicken!' And I replied, 'How do you know it's innocent?' and she was like 'CHICKEN KILLER!' I was about to respond, but Tala came home and everything went BOOM!"
Thaila: "Wow, just… wow."
Rachel: "Did you know he could talk this much?"
Travis: "What happened to the puppy!"
Leo: "Bock-Bock!"
Grover: "Chicken dance!"
Percy(giggles): "Chinchilla."
Jason: "Puerto Rico baby!"
Piper(crying): "I-It's just s-so sad!"
Annabeth: "He was talking to his sister, right?"
Clarisse: "SPIKE!"
Hour 18: (Revenge of the cans)
Nico: "Look at me! I'm super death breath! I'll save you from ponies, rainbows, princesses, flowers, and candy canes! MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hand me the super glue!" Takes empty cans and superglues them together to make a tiara. Nico sets it on his head. "SUPER DEATH BREATH! To the rescue!" Makes weird flying noises and pretends to fly around the room, eliminating anything pink with his imaginary wand.
Rachel: "Well, he has lost it."
Leo: "Super death breath! Help! I'm drowning in mayonnaise!"
Jason: "T'sup dudes and dudettes?"
Nico: "When trouble calls... I party! Crank up the music mule dude!"
Grover: "SARYR! How dare you insult me!"
Clarisse: "Don't worry, I've got your back lamb man!"
Travis: "Katie! Don't die! Super Death Breath, save my princess!"
Nico: "PRINCESS! Where is she! I will chop her up into pieces and feed her to my pet zebra, Lenny!"
Annabeth: "Llamas, llamas, llamas, llamas, llamas, llamas, llamas, llamas, llamas!"
Piper: "My hero! Jason! Carry me into the sunset!"
Nico: "HERO! JASON! There is only one hero of the dark! ME! I will exact my revenge on you Jason!"
Percy: "You can use my sword! Ninjas need nothing but their intelligence and reflexes."
Rachel: "Maybe being a ninja isn't your forte Percy."
Nico: "MY REVENGE IS COMPLETE!" Whacks Jason on the head with his tiara.
One last thing: Any new viewers, do you want Percy to become a cowboy or a prince. Right now it is tied! Please review and tell me!
