More news again! SAY WHAT AGAIN!
(Screw off, Tenpenny!)
Aha! Here's something new!
Move over, Princess Garnet! Rinoa Heartilly Resembles Selena Gomez!
Ramza - "What? Now it's Rinoa?"
Squall - "That's it. I'm outta here."
Ramza's Allies On A Vacation with Derek
Ramza - "Hey! I never gave them a vacation!"
Agrias - "It was after Ultima's defeat."
Alicia, Lavian, and Ladd fighting monsters around Blue Heron Lake.
Orlandeau busting Derek for some reason.
Mustadio teaching Edwin about Aimed Shots.
Marti and Lizzie playing with Boco.
Nora and George visiting with Beowulf and Reis.
Ramza - "Well, at least you had fun while I was hiding from everyone."
Besaid Aurochs Buy Call of Duty Black Ops
Rikku - "That's something to look for in 'Besaid Chronicles'!
Carl Johnson - "What? I don't need this shit!'
Ifrit Beaten By Another Punk!
Squall - "Not Zell this time?"
Miley Cyrus - "Nope! Jimmy Hopkins!"
Jimmy - "Stupid fire-man-monster thing! He stole my bike and crushed it!"
Jimmy Hopkins Busted By Auron
('Nuff said.)
Top News: Tidus Reaches Level 10 Prestige in Modern Warfare 2
Yuna - "THAT'S top news!"
Rikku - "He did it at the Luca CoD Tournament!"
Shantotto - "Seriously!"
Cloud of Darkness - "CoD? Since when did we have a tournament?"
Onion Knight - "Shut up, bitch! (throws Cloud of Darkness into the Void)
Yuna - "Hey, Ifrit's HazyFire is gone! When did that happen?"
Ifrit - "Yo, I just mixed 12 X Potions, 3 Elixirs, 23 Phoenix Down, and over 9000 Chocobo Feathers to make the Mega-X-Ultra Elixir-Potion that cured the HazyFire! Wow, I gotta remember this for next time it acts up!"
Bahamut - "He ain't gonna remember it..."
BONUS: Seymour, Sephiroth, and Kuja get banned from XBOX Live while Kefka reaches Prestige Level 3 in MW2
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