Jokes from a madman

Pink shook her head, finally awakening from a long bout of sleep. She looked around the room. A silver metal coated the walls and floor, with the exception of a single window that opened out to a busy street. Though the curtains were half drawn, so noone could look inside. Pink found herself sitting on a metal chair, with Felix sitting on a chair right infront of her. Felix looked into her eyes, and smiled sheepishly.

"Hi." He commented.

Pink tried to jump away, but her knees buckled and she ended up falling on her side. Felix got out of his seat and helped Pink back into her chair, lightly brushing hairs out of her face.

"Sorry, I should have told you. Your legs have been paralyzed from the knees-down. So you can't leave. But it's okay, you're safe with me!" Felix explained. Pink shook her head, and kept squirming in her seat, trying to move her legs to no result.

"Noone is safe around you, you're a freak and a psycho. You belong in a prison." Pink growled. Felix chuckled lightly, his smile faltering on one side, and he looked at the ground, blushing ever-so-slightly.

"What do you want? Answers? Well I'm not talking." Pink added, glaring at Felix who was now looking back at Pink, his bluch glowing a little bit.

"I don't want answers. You just need to be here." Felix spoke quietly, his voice wavering. Pink thought for a moment, and narrowed her eyes, lowering her voice.

"You think you can catch Four by using me as a lure? It won't work! He'll know about your trap before it happens!" Pink exclaimed. Felix looked, really looked, into Pink's eyes.

"No don't worry, it'll work. Four would do anything to save you." Felix replied.

There was a sudden slamming on the door, and it flew inward, kicked by some force. In the doorway, there stood Four, holding a gun, aimed at Felix's chest. Felix made a exasparated noise of frustration, and looked at Four with an annoyed expression.

"Do you enjoy crushing my plans? Is it fun for you?! It's not fun for me! How did you even get out of your cage?! Oh right...I didn't lock it." rambled. Four didn't say a word. He jerked the gun downward, pulled the trigger, and shot Felix in the shin.

"If you're smart, you won't get up." Four snarled, and made his way to Felix's body, crumpled on the ground in pain. Four grabbed a gun from Felix's holster around his waist, and heaved it across the room.

"You won't be hurting anyone else. After I get Pink out of here, I'll be calling the agency. You'll be regarded like an old trash bag. I'll see to it that agent thirteen burns you alive." Four growled, and limp-walked to Pink, leaning her onto his shoulder, so she could rest her weight on him as they walked.

Four and pink turned on Felix, and began to walk towards the door that had been kicked down. Everything seemed perfect. A rescue mission had gone just as planned, and the two were together again. Felix would be in jail. Everything was perfect.

Suddenly, there was a clicking noise, and a bout of laughter.

"TWO GUNS (Female dog)!" Felix screamed. There was a single blast of gunfire, followed by a loud cracking fell to her hands and knees, screaming in pain. Four shot at Felix, missing his chest, but hitting his arm.

Four sank to the ground after Pink, noticing that blood began welling around her lower back, and a portion of her spine was missing, replaced by a pool of blood and a small, stone bullet.

"Four, I-I can't move!" Pink wailed. "Help me!"

Four whirled around, and noticed that Felix was off of the ground and at the window.

"We'll be seeing each other soon, you'd better be expecting me." And with that, felix dove through the window, and out onto the busy street, running off into the distance.

Four turned back to Pink, picked her up, and held her in his arms.

"You'll be okay. Just don't worry. Everything will be okay." Four lied.

In the face of a bitter truth Pink would have faced, a sweet lie made all the difference.

A/N: Hi guys! Thanks for readig yet another chapter of Jokes from a madman! I don't know how I felt about this felt a bit rushed, but not too badly. I hope you liked it! If you didn't, that's okay too. Again, thanks for reading! Bye!

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