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Why do people say 'heads up' when you should duck?

"Heads up!" warned Captain Kirk as yet another duck carcass flew through the air.

McCoy popped up from his place of safety, only to get a face full of fowl. "Dang it, Jim! Stop doing that!"

"Doing what, Bones?" Kirk smirked.

Later that day it was heard all over the ship how McCoy had leapt up from behind his table in the mess hall, and had dodged every single duck that the replicators had thrown at him just so he could strangle the Captain.