LOLZ! : D okay, I'll try to make this long and funny, but you have to understand, there will be dramatic chapters!


(Sasuke)

"FUWCK! FUWCK! FUWCK!"

"Oh no... Sasuke-kun, what are we gunna do?!"

"U-um... Nothi-"

"If you say nothing I'm going to rip your balls off."

"um…"

I just stared at her angry. HOW DARE SHE TAKE AWAY MY ONLY OPTION! "Well If you want something done then do it yourself book worm!" and then she got all mad and hit me! Then a second later Mikiko and I both said

"Fuck" and that was just the awsomest thing ever. We have a true father daughter connection.

Sakura looked at Mikiko disapprovingly and said "no. you don't say that." And then she hit Mikiko in the butt. Mikiko's eyes got all big then she fell onto the floor rolling around crying and screaming "FUWCK FUWCK FUWCK!" and then Sakura just got mad and hit her butt again(she didn't hit her hard, it's the way parents spank babies when they do something bad). But that just made her scream it louder. I just looked at her with a 'good going dumb ass' stare. Then she hit me over the head again. Before Mikiko could say 'fuck' for me, there was a knock at the door. I went to answer it as Sakura calmed our little brat down. It was Shikamaru, Naruto, and Neji with their kids Siyuri, Natsumi, Masato, and Mamoru (the babies were born in that order).

"Uchiha, its Monday." Said Neji with a determined look on his face, well until Mamoru stuck his finger in Neji's nose.

"That's right, teme! I won't lose!" said Naruto and Natsumi said "wamen!" oh no, not another one.

"Hurry and get Mikiko so I can get my money back before Ino finds out. Man this is troublesome." Said Shikamaru with a sleeping Siyuri in his arms.

Before I could answer them, Mikiko came waddling past the front door screaming "FUWCK FUWCK FUWCK" while Sakura tried to run after her but was for some reason tangled in Mikiko's blanket. "GET YOU ASS BACK HERE!-AAH!" was what she yelled before doing a face plant right behind me. Naruto immediately started cracking up nearly dropping Natsumi and Shikamaru just chuckled while Neji sported a smirk. Sakura rolled on her back and faced the people whom just watched her sad display of parenting. With a heavy blush she yelled at me "Sasuke go get our fucking"-"Fuwck"- "kid!"

On that note I darted my ass after her. She wasn't that hard to find, just follow the sounds of cursing. After retrieving her I went to the front door to see a now untangled Sakura playing with the babies. Siyuri a one year old in a brown shirt and khaki shorts and her hair is in a high pony tail with a bang on the side of her face. Natsumi had her hair in a pony tail on the side of her head with an orange Uzumaki shirt and jean shorts. Masato with his long light brown hair sported like Neji's and two thin bangs on the sides of his head is wearing a dark blue shirt with jean shorts and his big almond eyes. Mamoru with his bangs short and to the sides like Tenten's with a short dark brown hair was wearing a pale blue shirt and jean shorts with his Hyuga eyes.

That was our competition. "Wait here, I'll change her, then we go." I said and grabbed Mikiko to put on proper battle artier. I put her in a red Uchiha shirt and her black shorts, while her hair was already in pony tails. After that I went with her back down stairs and we all left excluding Sakura.


(AT THE PARK!!)

We don't tell our wives, but every Monday we go to the park with our kids and place bets on them or make them go into competitions. Like the one we are in right now is "whose kid acts more like them". Shikamaru sighed and laid back, while Siyuri sighed and laid back... then she started pulling his hair. "Ha-ha almost had it Shikamaru! ALMOST!" Naruto squealed. "Oh yea? Let's see you do better, baka- ow! Siyuri that hurts daddy. Please stop." Then dobe looked at his daughter who stared at him curiously. "Ramen!" he said and she got a happy look on her face and said "Wamen!"

"Ramen!"

"Wamen!"

"RAMEN"

"WAMEN"

"RAAAAaaaAAAMEEENN!"

"WAAAAAMMMMEEEeeeeEEEEN! - baka"

And then Shikamaru started laughing at him as Naruto looked at his daughter in sadly. Apparently we call him baka too much. "baka-wamen!" okay, I couldn't help it. I snorted. "NOOOO!! WHY!? Not my little Natsumi!" he said hugging his daughter who hugged him happily, not understanding that she made her dad cry. So we looked at Neji who smirked. "Well it shouldn't be a problem seeing how my kid looks just like me." He said full of arrogances. "Yea Hyuga, one of them." After I pointed that out and we all looked at his kids. Masato (who is like a mini Neji with almond eyes) was sitting happily playing in the sand with Mikiko, while Mamoru (who's a mini male version of Tenten with Hyuga eyes) was tossing his stuff everywhere like they were ninja stars. Neji just looked at him sadly, until Mamoru hit an old man in the back of the head with his plastic shovel. That was pretty funny, but Neji had to go apologize to the man which means he was disqualified from this round.

"So teme, what are you gunna do?" Naruto said finally done with his sob fest. I called Mikiko over to me and when she got there the first thing she said was an annoyed "Fuwck". Shikamaru laughed at me, and I glared at him. Neji returned and said "wow she does take after you, what a little potty mouth." Then I glared at him and she did the same. "Omg, they are alike!" Naruto shouted. "Shut up dobe I haven't done it yet!" "Gomen gomen, teme."

So I took out her pony tails and rubbed her hair, which immediately turned spiky in the back like mine (it's short and the chicken butt is why they have her wear pony tails). She looked at me happily, and then I put my ninja head band on her. I kneeled to her so that we were face to face and said "No more cookies for you young lady." Then she said "fuwcK" and glared at me with her arms crossed. I lifted the child in the air and shouted "I SHALL CALL IT MINI ME!"

And then dobe, Neji, and Shikamaru sweat droped and each gave me a buck. "I told you I'd win." I said putting Mikiko down, who crawled back to her friends. Then Naruto said "okay, next event! We get our kids to stand and last to fall wins!" so feeling the heat of battle, we ran to our kids and aligned them. "Hey wait, my kids are younger and there are two of them." He stated feeling that we're cheating.

Hah what a sore loser.

"Well once one of your kids fall, you have the other stand." Shikamaru replied. So they aligned in this order: Siyuri, Mikiko, Natsumi, and Mamoru. After a good five minute the dobe said "Okay, this is going nowhere- let's make them walk!" and then we got out a cookie each and the kids started walking towards us, so we kept backing up. Mikiko started to walk faster toward me wanting that damn cookie, but she did a face plant and immediately shouted out "Fuwck!" When Siyuri saw that Mikiko fell, she did the same. Then Natsumi saw that they fell and waddled back to them to help. Mamoru kept walking and then fell and started crying, catching Natsumi's attention. So Neji ran to Masato and put him right in front of the spot where Mamoru fell. Natsumi was coxed into following Naruto and so now it's just Natsumi verses Masato.

Nara looked at me with a determined glint in his eye "I got five bucks on Masato wining." I know he only said that because Natsumi is starting to lose her balance, but I've never been one to back down from a challenge. "You're on." So Shikamaru and Neji are yelling at Masato to keep coming and Naruto and I are yelling to Natsumi that if she wins we'll buy her ramen, even if she can't eat it. None of us seemed to notice that Mamoru, Siyuri and Mikiko had left and crawled to Kakashi who was taking a stroll in the park.


It was a good 15 minutes later when Masato had tripped over his own feet, making me gain 5 bucks. We all gave Naruto a buck since he won, but hey I still got some cash. We got the kids and walked back to our spot on the benches in front of the sand box when it struck us-

"WHERES THE KIDS?!" we shouted and ran around. We looked on the slide, the swings, and dug in the sand box. Neji, Shikamaru, and I fell on our butts with a sad look on each of our faces. Our wives are gunna kick our asses. "HAHAHA! Look at them Natsu-chan and Masa-chan! There bakas!" Naruto shouted in glee and Natsumi replied with a "BAKA!" Dobe was the only one who kept track of his kid. That's sad…

"Yo" we looked up to see Kakashi holding Siyuri in his arm and Mikiko and Mamoru were at his sides. We each grabbed our child and scolded them. Mikiko hit me in the face, Siyuri cried and hugged Shikamaru who hugged her back, and Neji hit his kid in the butt who started crying till Neji gave him a cookie. Kakashi pulled out his infamous book and Mikiko pointed at it and said "fuwck". Kakashi smiled at her and said "that's right" and patted her head. Right after that we each grabbed our kid and crawled away from him.

"Kaka-sensei, you gunna poison our kids MINDS!" Dobe shouted, saying something smart for once (: O OMG!). Kakashi just looked at us with a sad pout and swooped up all our children and ran off. So there we are sitting on the ground staring at him run off laughing like a maniac…

"OH NOES!" then we all run after him.


We found Kakashi in the street chatting with some women about how he's a lover not a fighter and how he loves to play with his friends kids, using the poor children as a flirting gain. So we all walk up to him and beat him while our kids point and laugh.

In the end he looked like an old man who got mugged on the street. A second later Mikiko crawled on him and hugged him before crawling off. That earned him an "aww! KAWAII!" from passing chicks.


:O WOOT WOOOT TIME SKIPY! XD XD!


(The kids are all 3, but Siyuri is 4!)

(AT THE PARK! )

Mikiko was just dropped off at the park where her and her friends were being watched by Choji while they play. She walked to her friends little meeting point by the sand box. "Ohayo!" She said with a glee full look on her face. Her hair is still in pony tails even though it has out grown the chicken butt and she's in a pink spaghetti strap with the Uchiha symbol and white shorts. "OHAYO MIKI-CHAN!" Said Siyuri who's in a light blue short sleeve shirt and tan short pants. "YO, Miki-chan!" Shouted a hyper Mamoru who's in a brown shirt and white shorts. Masato just waved and he's in the same thing as Mamoru but a green shirt.

Mikiko looked around and realized Natsumi wasn't there "Where's Natsu-chan?" she asked and Masato answered "Oji-san hasn't brought her yet. Were waiting for her." "Oh." So they stood they're awkwardly for a few minutes before Natsumi arrived with Naruto. They were waiting for Natsumi because she was the one who was supposed to bring the toys that day. Naruto left a big red wagon of toys before running of screaming some crap about the Kazekage.

"NATSU-CHAAAaaAAAN!" Mikiko and Siyuri shouted before glomping the little Uzumaki girl. She had her hair down and it was a lot like a short version of Hinata's but blonde, she wore a light blue sweater and dark blue shorts that matched her big blue eyes. "MOSHI MOSHI" so the little gang split up.

Mikiko followed Masato to the sand box and whined "Masa-kuuUuun! Play tag with meeEEEee!" and Masato said "No, I have to look for the lost treasure!" then he walked away leaving a mad Uchiha there. Never make an Uchiha mad. She walked to the other side of the box and took Siyuri's shovel when she wasn't looking and walked to Masato. With a super sweet tone she said "Here Masa-kun! Use this to find your treasure!" and she gave it to him with a smile that could give him diabetes. He grinned and said arigato, and she scurried away to watch her plan fall into action.

Siyuri looked for her shovel so she could finish her sand castle and couldn't find it. Before she started crying she looked to Masato who was digging with said shovel. Never take anything from a Siyuri.

"MASATOOOOOOOO!!" she screamed as she ran to him. Masato quick got up and ran away from her. Mikiko laughed cynically at the scene, she ran in front of Siyuri who bumped into her. "OH NO, IM IT!" Mikiko said joyfully running to Natsumi who was immediately tagged. She ran after Mamoru who was tagged who ran after Siyuri who he tagged too hard and knocked her into the sand. Siyuri recovered quickly and chased after both Hyuga boys who ran in alignment.

: D it went like that for a while.


(AT THE HOKAGE TOWER!)

"I've called you all here for two reasons. The Kazekage Gaara and his guards are here for the alliance treaty signing that has to be done every five years so that other Kages now that we are in an agreement." Said Tsunade who had her business face on. The rookie nine, team Gai, and the sand trio were in her office. "I've also called you here to inform you that the treaty carrier was attacked by hidden mist ninjas yesterday. Apparently they don't want the alignment and have even tried to attack the Kazekage. I'm sending you all out to go find out what is going on and put a stop to it immediately." On that note, Sakura spoke up "But isn't it dangerous to send all of us? And what about the children?"

"I've thought of both things. It's not dangerous because the other shinobi in our village are capable of taking care of us, and we are sending the new Sannin so that they know I mean business. But Gaara and I will not leave. I'm asking Gaara to take care of the children." Gaara looked at her wide eyed, and his siblings sweat droped. Gaara take care of kids? That'd be the day.

But Gaara being the smart Kazekage he is, he knew that the ninjas would not leave unless they knew their kids were safe. "I understand" he said, catching everyone by surprise. "I believe the children are being watched by Choji at the play ground. When you watch them, you may use the guest room in the Hokage tower, and Shikamaru you go with him to the park and retrieve Choji. You all have a few hours to grab necessary tools, but I want you to go immediately before they attack the village. Go!" and on that note all ninjas poofed away, leaving Tsunade to choke on the jutsu smoke and what could only be guessed as an Uzumaki fart.


(BACK AT THE PARK!)

(MIKIKO!)

There's a scary red haired man talking to that fat guy Choji, but mom said not to call him fat. I don't know why. "Hey mister, who are you!" I said pointing at him from behind Choji. He looked at me with a scowl on his face. "Its impolite to point." he said and I stuck my tongue at him. He's mean like that bug guy!.. What's his name? Aburamushi, ha-ha I called him an aphid… what's an aphid? I walked around thinking to myself when I bumped into Siyuri-chan. "Hi Siyu-chan- what's wrong?" she was pointing to the man with red hair "He looks scary..." I huggled her. "Awe! Siyu-chan, he's just a mean stinky! Let's go get Natsu-chan!" and I dragged her to the slide where Natsumi-chan was sliding. "Natsu-chan, there's a scary man!" Siyuri squealed hiding behind the ladder. "Nuh uh! He's a stink stinky! He said I was... Impololo… Imporotot... he said something mean!" I shouted. I don't know what he said, but I know I should be offended.

Before Natsumi could laugh at my immature antics (yet she can't say impolite?!), she pointed and said "Look, its Siyu-chan's daddy!" and she slid down and we all ran to Shikamaru-chan. "DAAaaAAADDY!!" whined Siyuri till Shikamaru-chan picked her up. She hid in his neck and said "that man is scary" and that man gave what I was guessing an offended face, but I can't tell cuz he's gots no eye brows- "HEY!" I shouted pointing at the man, gaining all their attention. "He's gotsa a tattoo! That musta hurt like a mutha fucker-""Mikiko, what did your momma say about cussing?" said Shikamaru-chan.

"Not to." I said staring at my feet while they kicked the dirt.

"And why is that?"

"Because it offends people. Like Naruto-onii-sans fart." On that comment I earned a laugh by Choji. Then Natsumi-chan added "Daddy's fart does smell pretty bad."

After Shikamaru-chan laughed, he set Siyuri down and told us "Now I want you to go get Masato and Mamoru and tell them that Gaara" he said pointing to the scary eyebrow less tattoo man "Is going to take care of you guys." I made a stink face at him "no! I don't wanna!" and then Siyuri said "but daddy, I'm scared!" and Natsumi was climbing on Choji so she could get a closer look at Gaara's tattoo. Shikamaru gave and exasperated (where the hell does she learn these words?!) sigh and said "Look, everyone's mommy and daddy has to go on a mission, and Gaara is going to watch you. Now you're going to go and you're going to behave, understand?" he said with a serious face. We reluctantly nodded.

After that we ran to the tree where Masato-kun and Mamoru-kun where playing ninja battle. "I WIN NO JUTSU!" shouted Mamoru. "HEY! You can't do that's cheating!" yelled Masato. "Nuh-uh! It's fair, I made that ninjutsu yesterday!" shouted Mamoru who had a triumphant smirk on his face. "LIAR!" Masato yelled as he lunged at his little brother and wrestled him. Then I jumped in and hit them both on the heads and one of them got me in a head lock, but I got out and hit someone in the face. After the dust that had risen, due to the action, had faded, I saw that I hit Masato-kun in the face and was sitting on Mamoru-kun.

"Miki-chan. Get off them!" shouted Natsu-chan, she doesn't like it when I fight with people, but it's so fun. "Natsu-chan, we were just playing!" I shouted back getting off of Mamoru and helping him up. "You're so lucky dad says I can't hit girls!" he shouted. "Well I can!" and then with that said, I punched him in the arm hard. He winced and smiled at me, were such dorks. I turned around to help Masa-kun up, but I saw him holding his nose. "Gomen nasai, Masa-kun. I got over excited" I apologized. "It's okay." He said muffled and blushing. I moved his hand and gave his booboo a kiss, which made him blush harder. "Okay, my daddy said we have to go over there to the scary man on the bench, last one there has to clean up the toys!" and then we all ran to the benches, because cleaning is for suckers.

When we got there it was just Gaara sitting there with a frustrated look on his face. He already had the toys in the wagon, and there was another really big red wagon. I smiled at the other wagon, because that means we get to ride in it. "What happened to him" Gaara said looking at Masato-kun, and Siyuri-chan answered "Miki-chan punched him in the nose and was like 'whoa!' and I was like 'WHOA!' and then she was like... 'whoa'" and then he just stared at her for a while. Natsumi went to him and said "Do you have a tissue?" and he shook his head no. Then Natsumi chan went to the pile of toys and pulled out her first aid kit. She took out some gauze and she wrapped it around Masato's nose, but she had to be careful or he wouldn't be able to breathe. In about 3 seconds his head looked like a gigantic white bee-hive. Gaara quickly took it off and used the gauze to clean up his nose. After that I shouted "SHOT GUM- err, SHOT GUN!" and ran to the red wagon and took the first seat in the gigantic wagon. After that everyone else ran to it and sat. Gaara stared at us with a confused look. "You gotsta pull us." Siyuri said to him like he was a baka, and I'm guessing he is.

So the man turned around and picked up his big gourd thingy, it looked heavy. He emptied out some sand and Mamoru shouted "OOH! He tooked sand from the sand box!" and then Masato said "Nuh-uh, that sand is darker!" and then Gaara gave them a 'shut up' look. He did some hand signs and then the sand took the form of him. "LOOK! It's another scary eyebrow less tattoo man!" I shouted and then Siyuri screamed and hid behind Mamoru who was laughing. Gaara gave me an angry glare and he had the sand Gaara pull us while he pulled the other red wagon of toys. When we were in the street some people where secretly giggling and others were like "OMG, IS THE KAZEKAGE!" I gasped and looked at him "YOU'RE A CAKE-KAGE?! Is that like a lord of cake, if so that's awesome!" then Natsumi did a face palm and shook her head at me. Gaara didn't answer me.


LOLZ! Poor Gaara, any ideas for what the children should do to him? Should I make them talk more immature? LOLZ! I'm going to have them do scary stories, Lolz, Hanako-san from the toilet. If you don't know who that is, ill post it in the next chappie :D!

ZOMG- anyone want to try and drawl the lil munchkins?! GREATLY APPRECIATED :O! Did I make it long enough?

THINGS TO EXPECT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!:

"And who are you?" "HANAKO-SAN" "where are you from, Hanako-san" "THE TOILET!"

"My uncle is on weight watchers, but he still cheats."

"One time I had to go pee and night, and then and then, I heard noises coming from mommy and daddy's room, and then and then, I saw them wrestling nakey, and then and then, daddy got mad and told me to go to bed, and then and then... I forgot what happens next..."

"My momma says that my daddy is one of those arrogant prick types that you hate till he's inside of you. What does that mean?"

"Our mom says our dad is a sex machine."- "Oh my gosh, so does our mom!"

Lolz, any inappropriate questions you would like our little deviants to ask Gaara?