Chapter 7

Disclaimer: I don't own Artemis Fowl.

The newspapers were going crazy. Another Fowl kidnapping. Thankfully this one ended in a mindwipe. Hope smiled, reading the news.

"Crisis averted." Foaly said.

Hope nodded. Just then, she noticed Chix Verbil coming toward her. He was grinning. She pulled a lighter out of her pocket and waved it at him. He abruptly turned and left. Foaly laughed. "Would you really light him on fire again?" (A/N: See story "Pickup Chix")

Hope shrugged. "Maybe. You have to admit, it was funny."

Foaly rolled his eyes. Then they heard the familiar voice of the Commander. "Short! Get in here!"

Hope sighed. "I'm in so much trouble."

Foaly shrugged. "Grubb was in more."

Holly sighed, and headed for the Commander's office.

"You're not in trouble. Opal Koboi's sister just decided to get revenge for her sister."

Hope sighed. "At least I don't have to work with a mud boy."

"Nope, you get to work with a mud girl who somehow broke through the mindwipe."

"Seriously?"

Trouble laughed. "No. you get to work with Grubb."

End

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