Ana

We stood there silently, Kenny, Christophe, and I shooting glances at each other while Stan stared at the kitten in my shirt. Kenny opened his mouth, wanting to say something, but then he would close it. "You look like a fish right now, Kenny. Opening and closing your mouth like that." I mutter. He smirks at me. "It's about time you said something, princess." I shot a glare at him. "Shut your mouth you poor piece of shit." He pretended to look hurt. "You really think I'm a- Oh my god I can't even keep a straight face if you look at me like that you little bitch!" He laughed, clutching his sides. I roll my eyes at him. I glance over at Stan, who was still staring at the kitten in my shirt. "What? You have felinephobia or some shit, Stan?" He looked away. "No, I was just wondering where you found the cat." "Well, I was sitting on a log thinking and all of a sudden i heard a meow." I shrugged. "I looked over and I saw this kitten." Chistophe decided to speak after a while of silence, "We should get going home, it's getting late and it might rain soon." We nodded and start walking our seprate ways. "Wait! Ana!" Stan shreiked. "What?" He stood there with his mouth opened. "Um..." I rolled my eyes. "In this time period Stan." He reached out to touch me but I backed up. "Er, I was... um... wondering if i could talk to you, at my house?" He asked nervously. I cocked an eyebrow. "Uh... sure Stan. Why not?" We walked the rest of the way home silently.

Stan

Alright, how do you tell a girl that her super best friend is inside her shirt without making her pass out? How do you tell a girl you turned her super best friend into a cat without getting mauled? God I could really use some help here... alright fine! if you won't help me, then screw you! "Hey Ana? Have you ever wondered where Kyle's at?" I asked. "I guess, why?" She asked. "Just wondering." 'Come on marsh! your straying from the subject!' I thought to myself. "Hey, what would say if I told you that Kyle is right here right now?" I asked. She looked at me strangly. "I would say, where?" "What would you say if i said he's so close to you, your touching?" She looked around. "I would say your nuts." "But what if i said, that that cat is Kyle?" She looked at me blankly. "Then I would say you need therapy." "what if I said I was telling the truth?" "Then i would say to prove it."

"You guys?"

"But what would you say if i said that i couldn't?" "Then i would ask why?" "What would you say if I said that you'd freak out?" "Then i would say to show me before i seriously injure you."

"Guys?"

"But what if I tell you, you'll hurt me anyway?" "Then i would tell you that i won't" "But what if it's so shocking you'll do it anyway?" "I would say that i have self control."

"Mexicans aren't sluts, they just judge people on how they act and dress, either that or it's just an illusion."

"Kenny what the fuck?" Ana asked punching him on the shoulder.

"Well you guys where argueing all the way home, untill you where mindlessly blabbering infront of Stans door." Kenny muttered rubbing his shoulder. She rolled her eyes as i unlocked the door and went in.

"Just give me the cat and I'll show you." She gave me the cat and i set it down on the floor. I pulled out the antidote. I poured it in a bowl and set it infront of Kyle. "I gave him a potion from Mephisto." Kyle lapped up the antidote and crawled over to her. "It'll take a while for it to take effect." Ana petted him lovingly. "Your so cute Kyle." He purred and licked her hand. "I like Kyle like this." She cooed. "Well he can't stay like that forever Ana." I said. "I know." She pouted. "But he's so cute!" He cuddled up to her, purring softly. Kyle licked her cheek gingerly. "Aw." Kenny whispered. "This is just wrong Kenny, Kyle doesin't know what he's doing." "He's in there more than you know, Stan." He pointed out. Ana scratched him behind the ears softly. "Ana's an actractive person, it's practally impossible to ressist her." Kenny smirked. Ana stopped scratching Kyle and slammed her hand across Kenny's head. "Ow!" Our ears perked up as we heard a strained 'Ana.' come from Kyle. Ana looked at him and he looked back. "What is it baby?" She asked. He thrusted his head in Ana's hand. "Aw, little Kyle here is jealous. He wants all of Ana's attencion." Stan rolled his eyes. "Well guess what pussy cat, she's mine!" Kenny said bitterly. Kyle hissed at him. "Go ahead and hiss all you want you damn cat but she's mine! She's mine and no one else's! That means you Kyle!" Kenny hissed back. "Kenny calm down dude he's just a little cat." Ana muttered. They growled at each other. I stood up. "Hey Ana, can you come with me to get some water?" They both glare at me. "Sure, come on Stan." She mutters standing up with me. "Well, how does it feel to be fought over by Kenny and Kitty Kyle?" I smirk. "Oh shut up Stan."

I still have some kind of writer's block so keep sending suggestions.