The Vault Hunters always wanted to go to the beach, well some of them do, and luck was on their side since Sir Hammerlock gave them the keys to the Aegrus Sophisticates' Lodge for the whole week... for free. So arriving in the middle of the Hunter's Grotto, the Vault Hunters were in vacation mode. All the guys wore swim trunks and the gals with their bikinis, as for Zer0, he didn't change except for the snorkel attached to his helmet.

"Geez, Hammerlock needs to clean this place once a while." Axton says aloud after he drops his bag on a chair, kicking up a cloud of dust.

"It's not like we're gonna stay here anyway." Said Maya, wearing a white monokini. She places her bag on the floor and walks over to the vending machines with Lilith who wore a pink bikini.

"Nice! We have water blasters." Gaige says, searching through a loot chest and piling water guns in Deathtrap's arms. The mechromancer was wearing a yellow, frilly two piece.

"Nice! We have booze." said Mordecai, holding up a bottles of liquor.

"MURDER! MURDER! SO MUCH MURDER!" Krieg screams, looking in a cabinet stocked with expensive, red rum.

Everyone appeared to be scavenging through every inch of the lodge to find something worth taking. Salvador found a barbeque grill and sauces, planning to take them along to one of the fishing spots. He was thinking of grilling whatever they kill on the way. Even Brick wanted to have fun by grenade fishing. The only one sitting idly by was Zer0.

"Yo, Zer0. Something up? Haven't heard a single haiku from you all day." Axton asks with a beach umbrella over his shoulder.

A red light on Zer0's visor slowly dims. His head turns away from the sirens and now faces the commando.
"Nothing to see here/But the real prize awaits/A wet, curvy prize."

Zer0 - ಠ_ಠ

"Uh... okay, buddy? I guess everyone's ready to go then." Axton calls out to everyone, each carrying their own thing.

There was only one fan boat, so it was crowded, especially after Salvador mounted a Wetland Drifter on the back. Running over a few skags and savages, they finally reach the beach, where everyone went their separate ways. Brick and Salvador were on food duty. Gaige and Krieg were learning how to swim by Axton. Mordecai was drifting on a float next to another float holding a cooler containing Hammerlock's prized alcohol. Then there's the sirens causally swimming around without a care in the world.

"Hmm? Where's your assassin friend, Maya?" Lilith asks after getting out of the water to stand on the rocks.

"Zer0? I don't know, he's usually like that. Maybe meditating or something Zen like that." Maya answers, waiting for Lilith to do a dive.

"Ha ha. Probably. Alright, I'm gonna go for a triple... Maya, there's something coming your way!" Lilith was about to do a running start, but stops when she notices a shadow swimming at high speed towards Maya.

"Huh? Ack!... Zer0!" Before Maya could turn around, she felt Zer0's helmet press against her butt. Though spooked, Maya knew right away who it was after a quick glimpse behind her.

Maya pulls Zer0 up by his snorkel and uses Phaselock to lift him out of the water completely then throws him hard enough that he skipped a couple times across the surface.

Zer0 - meh

"Wow, sneaky Zer0 is sneaky." Lilith teases.

"Shut up and jump."

"Okay okay. Don't go from Harmony to Cataclysm on this beautiful day." said Lilith.

As promised, she does a triple somersault in the air and finishes it with a perfect dive. After reemerging to give some sass, Maya stops her.

"Whoa there, your top is missing." Maya says, holding back a laugh.

"Thank you, captain obvious... What the?... my bottom is missing too." Lilith begins to panic as she covers up using her hands.

"Ha ha ha. No sweat, I have spares."

"Hey, what happened to your swimsuit?"

"What are you talking about?" Maya asks with a joking tone then looks down to find herself completely nude.

Doing the same as Lilith, Maya also covers up with her hands before going on a desperate search for their missing swim wear. Moving around to hopefully spot their swimsuits below, Lilith feels her stomach bump into something.

"Hm?"

That little bump against her midsection was Zer0's helmet and that little tap was enough to disrupt his Stealth Mode.

"Z-Zer0!? ...You want to die?" Lilith was at first surprised, but after bearing witness to the fabrics in his hand, she was fast to show him no mercy.

"Zer0, drop it!" Maya demands with a voice loud enough to sound threatening, but quiet enough to avoid unwanted attention from the others.

"Phasewalk is useless/Phaselock is still on cooldown/I vanish once more!" said Zer0 before dodging Lilith's hand and swimming freestyle all the way to shore, making the sirens eat his bubbles.

Zer0 - ):D

Retreating to the lodge on foot with a head start, he never expected to get pursued by so quickly. Though he was close to his goal, a fan boat was still fast. Feeling the blood lust behind him, he quickens his pace. Wandering enemies minded their own business, but Zer0 still managed to run into trouble after stepping into a mucky swamp where half his body is submerged, trapping him. Struggling to get out, his prize is suddenly snatched out of his hand as Maya and Lilith pull up close to him.

"I'll be taking that." said Maya while holding a smile accompanied by a large, pulsating vein on her forehead.

They weren't completely naked thanks to the towels they wrapped around themselves. However, they wore towels, because Zer0 also took Maya's spares.

Zer0 - (๑◕︵◕๑)

"We'll be quick." Lilith nonchalantly says as a dark aura surrounds her, all the while casting down a death glare towards him.

Zer0 - OMG

Maya and Lilith begin to violently stomp the assassin further into the swampy water.

Zer0 - PA1N

"Aww, did that hurt?"

"Stop struggling and take it!"

Their excessive movements cause a wardrobe malfunction, revealing all their assets and Zer0 wasted no time to react.

Zer0 - (o)(o)

Unfortunately, they knew exactly what that meant, so his pummeling exculated.

Zer0 - FML

Thirty minutes later, Zer0 is face down in the muck with a cracked helmet and bruised body. The sirens are bent over, trying to catch their breaths.

Zer0 - LOL

Seeing this caused their eyes to twitch in vexation, earning him another round of pain. Another thirty minutes elapse and Zer0, for the most part, evanesced into the swamp where only his snorkel was visible. After feeling satisfied, Maya and Lilith head back fully clothed and avenged. It was much later when Claptrap makes his appearance to find his "subordinate" barely alive in the mud.

"M-Minion. MINION! Noooooo! Oh no, they even took the... prize. Curse you, Party God in the sky!" Claptrap hollers on his highest volume setting, holding Zer0 in his arms.