Hello . . How are you today?


"Its hot!" Whined Rin as he walked into his and Yukio's room.

I grinned as I ate my Popsicle, laying across their floor. I wore short shorts for the first time in a long time, but made sure to wear leggings in which I did not like showing off my legs, and then a black tank top reading 'LEFT 4 DEAD'. I had my pistols around my waist with ammo strapped around too. Uisce was laying next to me. It was fucking hot in Japan, and Washington certainly wasn't like this.

Yukio was sitting at his desk doing some crap I could care less about, really, and he looked up once his brother had entered the room.

"Yo, Rin!" I waved and he raised a brow at me on his floor, wondering why I was in their room eating their food "I was gonna train today with the pistols, but it was too hot and I convinced Yukio not to do it" I explained and he nodded.

"Welcome back Nii- San" Yukio nodded at him "The canteen was so crowed it took me ages!" Rin cried as he set the plastic bag down and looked inside it "Ah! My GoriGori-kun is melting!" He whimpered, taking out a Popsicle to examine it.

"Har har! I already got one" I cheered moving my hair up and spreading it out across the floor to attempt cooling my neck down. God, where was an air conditioner when you freaking needed it?

"What about my mineral water?" Asked Yukio as I stood and put my colorful hair into a ponytail.

Rin gave a nervous laugh and rubbed the back of his head "Eh? Umm... sorry, I forgot... Water's easy to forget because its transparent and all" I couldn't help but roll my eyes at what he had responded with. Classic Rin.

The demon brother held up his Popsicle "Want some of my GoriGori?" He offered to his fraternal twin kindly. Yukio just rejected it.

"I'll go get the water. I have some in my room because Mephisto gets my food for me and doesn't know what I like" I got up and slipped my flip flops on.

"What, you don't have to buy your own food?" Whined Rin

"You don't have to, Kasu-chan" Yukio said, looking over at me while ignoring Rin. I couldn't see his eyes with the glare coming off his glasses.

I shook my head with a roll of my eyes "No, I don't mind. On top of that, it'd be nice to rid of the water, It's not like I drink the shit so I'm good on it" I smiled, then left the two brothers alone with Uisce.


When I had returned, I cheered "I'm back~!" loudly. The first sight I saw when I got back was Rin flick Yukio's glasses up into the air while he was still wearing them. They shot up and hit the roof and came back down, perfectly on Yukio's head. My eyes widen at that, surprised it landed perfectly.

Whatever had happened, it seemed to get a very funny response.

Me and Rin burst out laughing, then my demon friend shouted "Its a miracle!" then I saw Yukio's expression and stopped quickly, leaving Rin by himself on this one.

This is a wonderful greeting, don't you agree? "It's not something to be laughing at!" Yukio glared. The non-demon twin's phone began ringing after he had said that, and he answered it

"Yes? This is Yukio Okumura" he said as he took the broken pair of glasses off of his head. He didn't look half bad without glasses "Yes, It's no problem" then he hung up "I've got to go now" Yukio sighed

"Huh? A mission?" Me and Rin asked with our tails swishing behind us with interest. Us and our nosy ways.

"None of your guys business" he opened his desk and took out a pair of glasses. He had a crap load of them in his desk, surprisingly, and it made me wonder how much they all costed.

Rin and I watched him exit and I yelled out "But your mineral water!"


"I'm Yukio Okumura, First Middle Class Exorcist" Yukio said as he held up his badge all professional-like.

"We've been waiting for you, come inside" The man at the front of a big blocked out scene said, but he looked at me and Rin grinned.

"Plus Rin Okumura, Exwire"

"And MiyaNikaSuki Johnson, Exwire as well!" I pipped up, then Rin and Yukio began arguing about how we should or shouldn't be here. As they just began, they were stopped once they heard a loud noise from the other side of the tunnel. Well, kind of like a really thick arch is how I would put it.

"I don't have time for you guys! Go home!" Yukio glared at the both of us in a mix of anger and aggravation.

I smirked "Don't wanna" we both said at the same time, sticking our tongues out simultaneously.

Yukio sighed in defeat, turning his back to us. All three of us ran in and I kept my hands near my guns as Uisce flew behind me. We then stopped, seeing a giant cat demon going berserk at that moment. Beautiful.

"Ooooo bigg kitty" I said and Yukio smacked the back of my head 'Liars!' cried the animal, causing my eyes to widen 'You're all liars!' My jaw dropped. I looked at Rin "Y-you can hear it too?" I whispered and he nodded, looking shocked as well. I knew that I could hear demons speak, but it was just wired to hear a demon besides Uisce talk.

"We'll deal with him" Informed Yukio, after he finished talking over the phone. When did he even start talking on it?

"What the buttercup is happening?" I asked.

"What does this mean? What does this have to do with the old mans death?" asked Rin. Apparently, He was listening. And apparently, I was not. I had no idea who the old man was... I hope it's Santa Clause

"That cat was... was father's familiar" Yeah, that awkward moment when your in the middle of a family conversation. Time to edge my way out of here...

Well, they decided to attack the kitty cat, and I did nothing, unsure of what I should do. I mean, come'on dude! This is a freakin cat demon that knocked everyone outta the way! S#¶t was scary. Uisce just stayed next to me, not doing anything without his amazing master, aka, me. I'm like Batman who had boobs and loves chocolate... And is female... And has no muscle... I think Batman was a bad comparison.

All of us three finally did something and walked up to a group of guys "Thanks for waiting, I'm Okumura-"

"I'm Johnson MayuNikaSuki" I gave a sly grin to the man, putting my hands on my hips. My eyes went to Yukio and all he did was give me a frustrated sigh.

"Anyways, what's the problem?" Yukio asked, looking away from me to the group of men in front of us. To think about it, I was pretty much one of the less females here... Maybe there were none, I just wasn't paying attention, but all I saw were men... Men everywhere. Damn sexist Exorcist.

"Blacky-" cue me snorting "The southern gate-keeper cat, has gone berserk" The man said, stating the obvious

"We can see that, fatso. Tell us what we really need to know" Cue glare.

"We just hit it with a bucket load of demon tranquilizer bullets, it's slowed down but quickly recovered." some dude I shall now name Pony-tail, explained. But when fatso spoke, I ignored him. Pony-tail was hotter. But not as hot as Matthew Gray Gubbler, of course.

"We heard Father Fujimoto had left you with something that might help" One stated out to Yukio. Psh, he had something and told no one? Screw you Yukio Okumura, screw you...

"It's this" Yukio held out a little thingy bottle... He began explaining something, but being the lazy, teenage, Caucasian demon I was, I wasn't listening. So yeah, didn't hear a thing until I herd Blacky again yelled. Well, he has been yelling, but I wasn't paying until I heard a familiar line

'Liars! He'd never die! Shirou is the greatest! He'll come back home, I know it!' I couldn't help but my mouth pull into a deep frown, listening to the demon cry out.

"Ni-san, Kasu, You guys better go too, Since there's a chance the medicine will effect you too" I didn't budge, No way in hell. I came all the way out here and probably lost twelve pounds by doing so, and I'm not losing another twelve without a good rest.

"You're going to kill it?" I asked with furrowed brows. Quite frankly that's not a way to handle a Demon Cat that was jut upset over a death. That, in my opinion is being a huge asshole. It was sad.

"Yes, no one in the academy could be able to tame this animal" I growled and suppressed a snarl. Then try harder!

'He's coming back! I can't die now!' The cat yelled. I suddenly came up with a plan, and grabbed Rin's hand and looked at him with hope in my eyes, "You can tame him. I know you can. Please help him." I looked at Rin and his eyes widen. I squeezed his hand, as I then turned and dragged him in front of me, pushing him forward.

"Kasu! Rin!" Yukio yelled.

"RIN CAN TAME HIM!" I screamed, looking at Yukio with pleading eyes "He can do it." Yukio sat there for a moment, but nodded.

Rin looked over at me with a worried look "Kasu, I don't think so, I mean, I'm not a Tamer, maybe you can tame him but not m-"

"You don't have to be a Tamer to Tame a Demon." I told him with a bland tone "All it takes is to try. I've read about people were just simply were able to talk a demon to calm down, and I think you can do it, just trust me on this, okay?" I nodded to him. Rin kept his confused and worried look, but slowly nodded. He turned around and headed towards the cat demon.

I walked towards Yukio and stood next to him as Uisce landed on my shoulder. It hurt inside seeing the animal in the state it was in. I held my arm, making sure no traces of depression or worry, or anything of that appearing on my face at that moment of time. I just had a blank expression as I slowly turned to Rin and the cat.

"I'm Father Fujimoto's kid. The dudes dead."

'Lies!' 'Lies!'


"LIAR!" Screamed Kasu. She glared at her mother as she gripped onto the edge of her pink shirt "Daddy will come home! Daddy's not dead, you're just lying" Screamed the seven year old

"Grow up Mayu, Your dad isn't coming back. He's DEAD" Screamed her mom as she stood. Her mom walked off to her bedroom, slamming the door shut in frustration.

Kasu looked over at the window and crawled to sit in he wide window seal. She stayed by the window for days and days. No one confronted her. She ate her food there. After school she stayed there. She did nothing but that. She would play on her games there, facing the window. She almost always slept there, not wanting to miss him when he drove in from the army. But it never came.

Took her five years to realize that.


Kasu smiled at Blacky, 'YOU'RE A LIAR' screamed the cat and charged at Rin. I watched as the cat collided heads with Rin and surpressd a giggle. Damn that must have hurt like hell. That boy is lucky he's a demon or that shit would have busted his skull right open.

"Damnnnn" I muttered in English.

"You loved my old man, eh? So you must have been sad," Rin said, looking upset as he looked down, removing his head from the other demon's. I smiled, widely as he said "So were the same. Let's resolve our differences" He held out his hand.

'Shirou...Shirou...Shirou is.. dead?'


"Daddys dead... Wh-why?"

"Oh shut up and do the dishes!" Screamed mom. But I ran outside, and hid away for hours. No one looked for me, at all. I went home myself.


'Shirous deaaad!' The cat bawled, shrinking down to a normal size of a cat.

"That's good" I whispered and Yukio looked at me.

"Why is that?" he questioned with a raised eyebrow

"He realized the one he loved the most died, faster then me. Its great Blacky didn't spend five years in front of a window" I wanted to say, but instead, I said "Because now he stopped destroying crap." As I watched Rin pick Blacky up. I walked up to Blacky and pet the sobbing cat, reassuring it.

I was sitting with Rin and Blacky as Yukio walked up "Good work, both of you." He said with a wry look on his face {A/N Stole Moony's description}

"Yeah, didn't have to waste any bullets!" I grinned and both boys rolled there eyes. I didn't listen to Yukio, but watched Blacky as he pounced the stuff Father Fujimoto gave Yukio. I grinned and walked to the cat.

'It's Shirou's present!' The cat cheered, pawing at the bottle. My jaw dropped, because what kind of present would kill you? That's just terrible, man. What's wrong with their father man. Rin translated for Yukio and I snatched it then opened it

"Catnip wine!' Cheered Blacky, 'It's Shirous catnip wine!' The cat cheered.

"Catnip wine?!" Yukio thought out loud.

I poured a small amount into the cat of the container and I handed it to Rin and he drank it "Ew, what's with this?" He thought out loud.

"Don't drink it Ni-san!" protested Yukio, before I snatched the bottle and drank some. They stared shock, since Rin only had a cap full

"Hmm, not that bad" I drank a little more.

'Thats mine!' whined Blacky, and he jumped on my head.

Uisce didn't like that and tackled Blacky.

"Uisce?! "Both brothers yelled

"Oh there just playing" I waved it off.

"THEY'RE BLEEDING!" screamed Rin and I shrugged and drank some more. In the end, I got drunk off of Catnip Wine.

Yum.


Staring at the laptop screen in front of me, I traced my eyes along the next researcher I found. I wrote their name down on the line paper that was to my right, and continued to look through the article about the 'Mysterious Creature' that the man saw, but no one else did. It seemed like a guy that was bit by a demon or something, because he continues to say he's seen a lot more weirder things than just the Mysterious Creature. And the way he described the creature is that it had red goat like horns a tail that was red itself.

It matched my description, but this was three years ago. I could probably find him and try to find the demon.

I sat back in my chair, balancing on two legs "Damn Dad, this is going to be difficult"


A/N What does Catnip Wine taste like?

Oh well, my thanks to Moony for editing this smexy chapta ;}

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