Chapter 7 PETER CAPALDI SUX
AN: THIS IS A REALY LONG CAHPTER GUYS OMG SO MAD MATT SMITH 4EVA THIS NEW GUY SHOUDBE FIRED!
"Hello im teh doctor" said doctor 12.
"THIS ISANOUTRAGE HOW DAR U REGENRAT IN2 SUCH AN UGLY OLD FOSIL" shoutd calra oswal.
"Ya i cant belev im supposd to regen in2 dat :(" matt smit sayd.
Then A BIT OF THE UNVERS FELL AND LANDED ON DOCTOR 9 10 11 and 12 AND 12 WAS TOO OLD AND WEEK TO REGEN SO HE DID AND ALE TEH OTHER DOCS REGENERATD!
"I dont wana go!" sad ten b4 regenning and everyone sad bcuz hes awsum but sinc teh dum 9th doctor regenerad in2 him agen anyway it wsnt dat sad.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUCK" sad teh eleventh doct or teh twlefth doctor bcuz he was now old n uglay.
"Anyway we ned teh pandorica to sav teh unverse!" exclamed kirk and so tey took teh pandorica wit dem in2 teh tim loop and fixd it.
But as it rutned out THE TARDIS HAD BIN DAMAGD BY TEH UNVERSE CRACKING AND JUST B4 IT HELD ITSELF IT SENT TEM FLYIGN OFF TO SUM RANDOM PARTO F SPAC-TIM AND TEY WER LOST AGEN!
"this is not gud" sayd 12 but nobody listend bcuz he sucsk Y DID TEY CAST SUCG AN OLD GEEZER TO B TEH DCTOR TIS GUY ISNT SEXY ATALL HE SHUD DI IN A FIR!111111111111111
"lets just land on teh naerest planet and c if teh tardis can figer ut were we r" sad 10 and so tey did and teh tardis materialisd on earth ni dinosaur tims.
"It luks lik weve materialisd in dinosaur tims" sad 12 even tho i alreadu said dat so every1 just punchd him 4 stating teh blindingly obv.
"Tis is awsum" sad wesly b4 he gotted eaten by a tiranostegotreaadon.
"Oh no does taht mean their will b volancoes?" sed Rose. She was realy worried because she dint wanna die in no volcnoe.
Just then a bunch of cavemen appearated.
"We ug must ug feed up the ug fire ug god ug wanahakonewie ug snacrifice the vergin" and they grabed rose and rose scremed because they was gonna threw her into the vulcanoe because she and ten had never done it.
"this is all youre fault RTD why didnt you make me loose my verginity?"
rose was hitting the caveman dude on teh bak to no vale
"ill save u rose!" saved the ten and he used his tim lord powers to be sexy at rose so much that it was like sexing and sex
"Oh ug ok ug" sayed the cavemen and they gabed twelve insted because no one wants to sex teh oled guy
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yellowed matt smith you was now the old.
and then he went in the volcnoe and it EXPLOD! !
ALL THE DINOSAURS WERE BURNING AND DEATH AND THE SKY TURNED BLAK WIT SMOK AND EVERYTING WAS DESTORY
"oh no volcano god angry bcuz we giv ugly old verging man sacrifis insted of hot girl vergin sacrifis!" sayd caveman
"we sorry grate god mr saxon!" sayd other caveman.
"what did u say?" sayd dr who 11
"mr saxon! wasnt dat wat de master cald himself in season 3!" logicked spock
"YES! tat menz we hav sumting to go by!" shoutd dr 1 and so tey knew tey wer on teh rite track and went bak to teh tardis to follow tis lead
tehy flew to season 3 to fined mr saxon but they were late and acksidentally ran intop the fifty frist century wear evyone is hot
"Hello good sir what place is this?"
"This is the bowshane penciluna" sayed the young hot man who was wear grey.
"I hate my brother and want to destory him you will help me?"
"Y"
"Becuase he is hotter than me"
"That makes perfectly logigcal snese" logicked spokc. "The fifteh frist centry was ruled by the hotset men who culd get prenat too."
Juts then Christpher who wsa devid stould up and sayed "I am the sexahest doctor and you will all bow before me!"
Then the bowshane dudes wnet to kill jack harkness
Grey (who was wearin gray lol) grined and sayed "thanks lol now he won;t b stealin my babes and dueds!"
Juts then a voice rang out fron the heavens "Not so fats!"
Gray drped to his nees in adoration. "Oh mister saxon! Master of slash and all sexy tims! Tell me what it is yuo desire fmor me!"
"You shall gather my people ta the en dof the unvirse for the finale battle. But first you will go to ninetenn twernty nine! And you will steal the keys to the stalk market and crash it into the tim spac wall agen! Then the wall wil nevar heal! And all tim will stop and then everyone else will di and i wile be immortal!11!"
The Dcotrs looked at each other in dred. Sudanlt Jams Bond poped out of teh sand and sayed "I have come bakc wit the tim machine taht q gaved me! I can strape it two teh enterpris and then we can jump to taht tim and stop Grey from crashing the stalk marekt!"
all teh enterpris crew agred tis was an xcelent idea and so tey did tat wil teh dr whos also flew bak in tim with teir tards.
teh tardis and teh enterpris landed in the middle of 1928 AND THERE WERE POSTERS SAYING VOTE SAXON EVERYWHER!
"we r clos!" sayed dr 6, and ten tey started luking arund for grey. Tey dint find grey tho. Insted they fond... SHERLOCK HOLMS!
"i deduec that grey is standing over in tat crow d trying to steel teh keys to teh stok market frum teh king of teh wrold who is holding a speesh der" deduecd sherlock holmes.
thank u "sed dr 8 and ran off der, but what he didnt notice was that DEN SHERLOCK HOLMS TOOK OFF HIS SHERLOCK HOLMS MASK AND IT WAS ACTAULY KHAN AND REALLY HE HAD BEEN GREY ALL ALONG AND IT WAS HE WHO WAS AFTER TEH KEYS BUT HE HAD ALREDY STEALD TEM B4 TEH DRS AND PICARD AND TEY FOND HIM!11 (AN: GEDDIT! cuz sherlok holms playd khan in teh new moive!)
and so dr 6 and 8 went thru teh entir crowd and culdnt find grey nand ten dr 8 got stabd by some dude and regenerated into... JOHN HURT!
"lets kill all of dem and ten we will haev also killd grey and teh unvers will b saf!" sad john hurt
"NO U CANT DO DAT" sad teh other docs and teh entrerpris crew and james bond
"I HAVE TO I NTEH NAM OF PIES AND SANITATION" john hurt sed and killd all teh ppls in teh crowd
"ur not a dr" sed dr 10 and so dr 10 was still dr 10 even tho it turnd out tat there was another regen betwen dr 8 and dr 9 meaning that technically dr 9 was the drs 10th bod.
Meanwhil grey ran too the stalk market. It was yelow and had nice whitewalls on the weels.
"Hello said the guy in the drivers seat. His name was gatsby and he was grate.
"I'm gonna tell u gods truth"
"I don't care about your god tuth" gray shriked and put his foot down on the gas. The market careened threw the walls of reality while gatsby danced wit the hot babe he liks exept cant hav because hes actshelly kind of dumb. The wall weas getting closer and colser and CLOSER...
BOOM!
But the stalk market didn't crash into the timspac wall!
Instead!
IT crasled into!
THE FACE OF BOE!
The word YANA sppeatr on the screen (lik the show its a thing that happens i think) and Grey turned into the master thayt he was and he was the yana masdter and suddenly he was swept out of the vortecks by a stronm of toklafane.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Oh wait these guys are my friends!"
"Thats right master you are are master we are youre frieds! We will hlep you distory the unvierse! Let's go to the revolutionerry war and stop the brith of AMERICA!"
Meanwhil spicard and te who traveld forwad in tim and IN TEH FUTRE TEH UNVERS WAS FALLIN APART!
"oh noes we faild and teh unvers is falling apart and i dont her ppls saying dr saxon anywher her" despaird dr 4
OH NO! WILL PICARD AND TEH DCOTROS BE ABL TO FIND A CLEU TO TAK TEM BACK TO TEH BIRTH OF AMERICA AND STOP TEH MASTER B4 ITS TOO L8? FIND OUT IN TEH NEXT EXITING CHAPTER OF WHOTREK!
