Chapter 7
Jen, Carrie, and Linda stood outside a closed door, listening to the yelling comeing from inside. As other students walked by and asked what was going on the three explained, and asked if they wished to make a bet on the outcome. By the time a professor noticed the huge crowd of Hufflepuffs and Ravenclaws standing around a door and came over to inquire as to what was going on, there were over 40 students standing there. The professor opened the door of the closed room, only to stare in shock as a bunch of Gryffindors and a few Slytherin made their way out of the room.
"Those who bet on Gryffindor, come and collect your winnings." Jen yelled out to the crowd, "I told you Carrie, Gryffendor would win, we had been training for DA, there weren't any Slytherins there." Carrie just stuck out her toung in response to Jen.
The professor walked up to the three girls who were handing out a lot of money, and pocketing even more. "Let me get this strait, you locked up all of Gryffindor and Slytherin houses, minus yourselves, and then took bets from the remaining houses on who would come out alive?"
"Hey Jen, the professor is right, the bets were on which house would come out 'alive', since everyone is alive in there, no one won, so we get to keep all the money." Linda, the intelligent Ravenclaw said.
"Girls, if you wish to remain in school, you will give everyone their money back." The girls moaned, but gave most of the money back, everything but the agreed upon payment. Everyone left then to go to what classes they had.
Carrie and Jen ran off to Transfiguration, this day was already planned out by the girls, they knew what pranks to play and were ready to do them. Carrie sat down and started writing an offical looking paper. Professor McGonagall came by ans started reading over the girls shoulder.
On Behalf of all the good magical users, we would like to offer you a peace treaty. If you accept and abide by the terms, we will not wipe the floor with your sorry dead body, Voldemort....
"Miss Moore, I'm am sorry to say that you don't have the authorty to negotiate a peace treaty with He Who is Not Named." Professor McGonagall spoke in a tired voice.
"Oh Professor, you take yourself much to seriously." Jen said.
"I am sure that I do, now back to work you two, the assignment, nothing else." The rest of Transfiguration went predictably, if boring. Their next class would be alot better, they had potions with their favorite professor, Snape.
Sometime during the class, Harry made a mistake, and Professor Snape docked 15 points. Carrie then yelled, "BURN!" And supriseingly, Snape almost cracked a smile at the Girl.
"Miss Moore, just to remind you, you have your career counceling appointment todat at 3:30, make sure you aren't late."
"All right sir." Carrie said with a grin, then winked at Jen.
The three girls met up again at lunch, deciding that today would be the perfect day to tell the first years about God. At their table, the three girls had obtained the attention of the younger students. Speaking as one to their table, "And God flooded the earth and killed all the people of the world...then he gave the world his child...and now God speaks here at Hogwarts, for you see, Professor Snape, is the Voice of God!"
Professor Snape became unnerved as he looked up to see all of the younger students looking at him in awe, as this was not a normal occurance. He fled the hall to prepare for his student's career counciling.
In the Great Hall, the other Professors were prepareing it for apparating. Jen and Linda, who had not passed the last apparation tests, stayed behind to retake their tests. Carrie, who had passed, left to get ready for her appointment.
In the Great Hall, Jen and Linda, both had gotten the hang of apparating, and were yelling "Bam", after every space jump. The Instructors passed the two, just to get the annoying girls out of the room. They "Bammed" thier way out the room, making their way down to the dungeons to listen in through the door of Carrie's session. They got there just in time to hear the begining.
"So Miss Moore, you have been here at Hogwarts for years now. Have you thought of what you want to do with your years after school?"
"Well Sir, I have thought long and hard, and have come to the conclusion that I want to take over the world using flying monkeys." She went on, oblivious to Professor Snape's shocked face, she has a habit of doing that, "I have studied all the other witches and wizards who have tried to take over the world, Grindwald, Voldemort, all of them. The only one who came even close was the Wicked Witch of the West. The only reason she didn't accomplish world domination, was that she had an allergy to water and melted. As I don't have an allergy to water, or any other melting substance, I am sure to be able to do it."
The only reason she stopped talking was to take a breath, Professor Snape cut in to discuss the world domination scheme wasn't the best way to go. "Miss Moore, while world domination is an admirable career goal for a Slytherin, and I know that you can do it, but flying monkeys?"
It was Carrie's turn to be shocked, Professor Snape was being serious about world domination. Their conversation turned to various ways to take over the world, Linda and Jen, started to worry outside the door, they knew Carrie would like to take over the world, they had to convince her to either abort her plan, or include the two of them.
When Carrie exited the office, she reassured her two friends, that is she was to take over the world, they could help.
Carrie, Jen, and Linda then ran off to create more havok amung the school. They were going off to convince Sir Cadogan that the Knight's Who Say Ni have challeged him to a duel, after convincing or threatening first years to say "Ni", all around the castle.
