Kitty Returns! (pt.1)
That evil kitty is back from the dead! Sorry it took me so long to update…I figured it would be better if I did the next chapter Halloween weekend.
Everyone was bored out of their minds. Oh, sure it was a nice day outside, but everyone was bored. Sonic played with a yo-yo, Tails tinkered with machinery and Knuckles was doing a couple of rounds on his exercise robot. Jet burst into the room along with Kirby and Naruto. "Hey everybody," Jet said with excitement. "Guess what I won?" "Is it a trip to the hairdresser?" Sonic asked. "You could use a new hair-do…copycat." Jet gave Sonic the evil eye, "No, I won a trip for some of my friends to stay at a new mansion for two days!" "Oh no," Tails groaned. "Another haunted mansion…" Naruto cocked an eyebrow in confusion. Tails sighed, "Well it went pretty much like this…"
The Last Mansion
Sonic, Tails, Jet and Knuckles were standing at the door of an evil mansion complete with evil laughter and ghosts. They entered the room to find kids being tortured. Like when Peter made that excuse for not getting reservations for Stewie's birthday party, it was something like that. "Here sir," A kid said. "I have twenty tickets!" "Oh terribly sorry," the man mocked. "But you need one more ticket to live…" A hole appeared under the boy and he fell down towards a lion pit. "Excuse me sir," Tails asked. "Is this the free mansion we won?" The man turned to them and grinned, "Of course…this is the mansion!" Jet and the other took a step back ready to leave, but the man wrapped them in rope. Tails' eyes narrowed, "You better let me go…you won't like me when I'm angry!" His eyes went red and he went to Incredible Hulk size.
"Tails it didn't happen like that," Sonic muttered. "You screamed like a girl and hopped towards the exit like crazy." Tails grinned and turned red. A bit later at the mansion, Jet, along with Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Naruto, Kirby, Hinata, Ino, Sakura, Kiba, Neji and Shikamaru were standing at the entrance with wide eyes. "Well what're we waiting for," Shikamaru asked. "Let's go inside so I can get a nap." They entered to be greeted by a butler with a dog's head, which was missing an eye. Hinata gagged at the sight of his dead looking face. The butler just bowed and signaled for them to go to their rooms for a bit while dinner gets ready. Knuckles was getting his shoes and gloves tidied up for the dinner when a freaky man with a freaky arm came and greeted Knuckles. "Um, your arm is disfigured…" Knuckles said with a hint of disgust. The man just smiled and motioned for him to follow him to the dining room where the others were sitting down to eat.
Everyone was eating a bowl of ramen (Which happens to be Naruto's favorite). Naruto was on his fifth bowl and everyone else was getting up from the table. "Naruto aren't you stuffed yet?" Tails asked. "When it comes to ramen, he's never stuffed." Sakura answered. The others left leaving Naruto by himself to finish up. A little later, Sakura was getting all set for bed. A cat whose fur was burnt walked into the room. Sakura jerked her head back in disgust, "You're one ugly cat…" Sakura grumbled. The cat hissed and he sticked up the finger at Sakura. Her mouth was gaping wide open, in her shock; the cat leaped at Sakura and scratched her forehead. She reacted quickly by throwing the cat at the door. The cat hissed and took a threatening step towards her. "Now there little kitty," Sakura said fearfully. "You're a cute cat…" The cat stopped and stared. "Ugly but cute…" She added. The cat's eyes popped wide open and out of nowhere, took out a beer bottle, smashed and held the top end with the sharp edges of the end viciously. Sakura cried out, the cat leaped and was slowly making the bottle try and cut her neck. Sakura flipped the cat on his back and tried to cut its neck. The cat rolled out of the grip and grabbed the chair. It hissed and smashed Sakura over the head. She growled and held her fists up. "You wanna piece of this?!" Sakura cried. The cat leaped on the night table and held his paws up like fists. Sakura hit the cat with her fists, the cat returned the favor, harder, and Sakura went back two feet. "Is that the best you got!?" Sakura cried. "C'mon and give me your best!" The cat smirked and did an uppercut to Sakura sending her flying in the air. Sakura landed wiping the blood off her mouth. The cat reared back, and in a Rocky style way punched Sakura out. Cameras were flashing and the cat held his paws up in the air in a victory style pose. Sakura blacked out.
"You got your ass beaten by a cat," Sonic smirked. "Man, that's embarrassing." "The cat was a homicidal maniac," Sakura said hoarsely. "I wouldn't do all this to myself now would I?!" Naruto looked confused, Sonic was snoozing and Kiba was nodding slowly. "So, let me get this straight," Neji started. "You were in your room, a cat came in, you called it ugly, the cat gave you the finger, and he scratched you, and then took out a beer bottle..." Sonic couldn't help but laugh. "Then you were smashed over the head with a chair, beaten up, Rocky style, and finally given a finishing blow…" Everyone stared and then just laughed out loud. Sakura slumped down and turned red. That was really embarrassing, Sakura thought. You could've done way better than that…
Sonic walked through the hallway to his room and heard a few footsteps behind him and a laugh all too familiar. Sonic shivered and moved faster, the footsteps moved faster. He moved at his fastest and slammed the door shut and exhaled a sigh of relief. "Hello again hedgehog, wanna play?" Sonic's eyes snapped wide open. Once again, Barney stood in front of him, arms open wide ready to hug him for the third time in a row. 'Not this time!" Sonic cried. He searched desperately for a Barney seeking missile and found one. He threw it at the big purple dinosaur, and unbelievably, he did the matrix (That's impossible for a big fat tub of lard to do). Sonic's eyes were wide as Barney ran up the wall and evaded the missile, which blew up in front of a wall. He then leaped for Sonic. Sonic's eyes widened even more a he desperately tried to unlock the door. But once again he was too late and you guessed it, he hugged Sonic, whose eyes rolled back into his head.
Will Sonic ever get that dinosaur off his back? Find out in part 2!
