oK dreem4muzic or whatevr the fuk ur name is, quit complanen. u don hav to reed dis u pikky bich
me an 2d wen for a car ride. i had my hare in a sexay ponytale an i was sigen on of my songs. it wsa calld john wayn an teh music video had zomby monkeys!1 2d sed my music was rly good. like even bettr than gorillas!1
anuwuas we wen tto my aparnment. we wer haven a delsih meel of ramin noodls an tee wen sudny ther was anock at the dor!
"il get it sweety" i sed flirtily to 2d. "heheehejehwjheheheeheeeee" he gigld. i opend te dor an ter was a girl ther. se wore sunasses an red pans to mach a stupid red ty se was waring. "hoor u" i assd. "im polla. wer ma 2d" se yelld. 2ds ey turned wite!111
"ppppolla" 2d gasd/ "my syko ex/"
pollen chasd 2d eevrywer!1 "halp" he sed
ip unchd paul an he flew out te winnow! only we wer on the 58239758947260675082769385290768435986593764903th flor an se fel to th gron an got ded.
so after ppole djyed 2d lookd happy. "wow tanks camrilla:
jsu den he SCREEMD!2 i lokd over ans aw...nOOLDE ON JIANT RUSTLES HED!111
