Twilight Wacky Shack
Author's Note: I got a review, and it sparked me to complete this next chapter. For any of you who don't know, there IS a youtube video on this! Type in Agni Riddler Blondie and it'll come up! Go watch, it was fun to make.
Three crazy looking girls crashed into Barnes and Noble, receiving perplexed stares from the crowd that was innocently browsing. That was when Agni noticed that they were still dressed up in Wacky Shack clothing!
Agni smiled. "We're in costume today." She explained. They didn't seem that sure, but most of the people nodded and continued browsing book selections. Agni giggled.
"Come on!" Blondie said, pulling them towards the escalator.
"No, not the escalator." Riddler said, shaking her head vigorously. "Those things give me the creeps."
"Well," Blondie said, trying to be patient, "There are no stairs. So we're going to the elevator."
"Ugh," Agni said, shivering. "We're all gonna crash and die."
"We're not gonna crash and die. There's no stairs. What do you want to do, fly up there?"
Agni nodded. "That would be preferable."
"Sorry," Blondie said, "I suddenly lost my ability to sprout wings." She rolled her eyes. "We're taking the elevator." She dragged her two protesting friends towards the metal contraption.
"Wait!" Agni said impatiently, digging her bamboo flip flop clad feet into the carpet. "I want to go find the nice people with the lattes."
"We'll find the nice people with the lattes later, Agni. We need to find the nice people with the book discussion first."
Agni made a noise that sounded something like a cross between a butterfly sneezing and an elephant dancing, but got in the elevator anyway. The door closed and Riddler pressed 'floor two'.
Almost immediately, Riddler started jumping up and down, as forcefully as she could.
"Riddler!" Blondie said, reaching over to try to slap her friend, but she just hopped around the perimeter of the elevator.
Agni got down on the floor, into the safety elevator crash position. "We're all gonna diiiiieee." She complained. "And when we step into heaven, I'm gonna say, 'I told you so'."
"Agni, stop playing swiffer with the floor, please." Blondie said, as the elevator dinged onto the second floor and they all stepped out, Riddler and Blondie helping out Agni, who crawled out of the elevator and kissed the floor like they'd landed after being stranded on a ship at sea.
"Now, where do we go?"
The girls stared around, until the magnetic force that exists between all Twilighters and should be a discovered scientifical force, dragged them to the place where the Twilight Discussion group was meeting.
There were nice, big, comfy chairs, but Agni wasn't fast enough and got stuck on a hard wooden chair.
There had to be a gazillion people in the group. Particularly, Blondie, Agni, and Riddler noticed a few people: there was a girl with short red hair with a name tag that said 'Leggo' on it, settling herself into one of the comfy chairs. She waved at the people who passed her. Some people got scared and ran away, but not the TWS girls. They went right over and sat down next to her.
There were a few other girls as well – a girl drawing anime figures with a nametag that said Saph, another girl with curly dark hair fighting her friend for her phone, and a few other girls.
"Hi, I'm Leggo." Said Leggo. "My parents have a twisted sense of humor and named me after a childrens toy. My younger brother is called PlayDough." The girls tried to suppress laughter at the name. "I bet the three of you have nice, normal names." She said, wistfully. "Like Betty. Or Suzanne."
"I'm Agni." Said Agni.
"I'm Blondie." Said Blondie.
"I'm Bobatha." Said Riddler.
"Bobatha?" leggo asked, choosing out of all the names the one that sounded most normal to question.
"Fine, Fine." Riddler said. "I'm Riddler."
"Like from batman?"
"No, like from Harry Potter."
Blondie sighed. "Don't get her into it."
"And you're not blonde!" Leggo complained. "Gee, I thought my parents were head cases."
"Most parents are head cases." Blondie confirmed, grinning as the lady who was leading the discussion came over and sat down.
"So, you're all here for the Twilight and New Moon discussion?"
Nods, shouts of glee, and grins of approval filled the room.
"Well, I have a few personal questions to start off with." She said.
"Oh, here we go." Riddler said, rolling her dark eyes.
"Alright, we'll go around and announce our names, and one thing about ourselves, so we can all know each other." She was starting to sound like a kindergarten teacher.
"I'm Saph." The girl drawing anime said. "I draw things."
"Hi Saph who draws things!" The crowd said.
"I'm Leggo." Said Leggo. "I read things."
"Hi Leggo who reads things!"
"This is starting to sound like TA." Agni whispered.
"TA?" Riddler asked.
"Twilightaholics anonymous."
Blondie snorted a giggle and managed to choke.
"I'm Agni." Said Agni. "I read things quickly."
"Hi Agni who reads things quickly!"
"I'm Riddler." Said Riddler. "I riddle things."
"Hi Riddler who riddles things!"
"I'm Blondie." Said Blondie. "I trip over things."
"Hi Blondie who trips over things!"
"I'm Hollo." Said the girl with curly dark hair. "I like pancakes."
"Hi Hollo who likes pancakes!"
"Okay, now that we're done with the introductions, lets get onto the discussion. Does anybody have any opening points or would you like me to start with one?"
Nobody spoke.
"alright, since we seem to all have lost our voices at the same time, I'll start with a question – if you could have one power from the twilight books, which power would it be?"
Most people had to think, but not Blondie. "I would want Alice's power. No. Wait! I would want to be Alice. I wouldn't care about the horrible past or anything. I just want to be her."
The crowd laughed. "Well," the leader said, "then you'd get to have Jasper as well."
Blondie jumped and shook her head quickly. "Oh, no. Agni would kill me."
Agni nodded in approval.
"I think I know what power my friend would want." Agni said, since everyone's eyes were on her anyway. "Riddler would want Jane's power. She likes to injure people with her mind."
Riddler gave Agni a dirty look, and then cracked up in hysterics.
"Okay," the leader said, "moving on to New Moon for a minute – what did you guys think of Bella's reaction to Edward's leaving?"
There were protests from around the room – several people saying things like 'bella should be a stronger female example to the world' and other's saying 'well, she did lose an entire family, not just one person' and others still saying that bella needed to get a life.
Others said that she was a very truthful human example of what someone would really do if they lost someone like Bella did.
The leader of the discussion made a comment as to if Bella had more regular friends, perhaps she wouldn't have gone through a rough of a time as she did.
The group went on for what seemed like minutes – but was more like two hours. All good things have to come to an end, though, and eventually, the discussion was done.
Agni, Riddler, and Blondie bid farewell to their new friends and returned downstairs – this time, nobody hopped on the elevator. They were all in a very solemn mood at having to go back to the wacky shack.
They decided to look at different books before they left, in an attempt to lighten the mood. Nothing seemed to do the trick, until Agni remembered one very important subject matter that seemed to have been forgotten in the time being.
"Latte!" She said like a wild child looking for a toy. "Need! Going to get!"
"Wow, speak much?" Blondie asked.
Riddler sighed. "She gets like this when she doesn't get lattes."
"Okay, Agni," Blondie said like she was speaking to a child. "You can go find the nice people with the lattes, and Riddler and I are going to go look at some books, okay?"
Agni gave Blondie a bitter look, but skipped off to find her latte.
Authors Note: Seems like an odd place to cut it off, right? Wrong. The next chapter starts off from there – and its written not be me (Blondie) but by Agni, the real life Agni, not the one in the story. Someday we hope to get one in here by Riddler as well, and maybe even some of the other characters mentioned above – they're all real people, yes.
