FMA NCIS.

Chapter 7. Legacy of Mustang.

NCIS FORENSIC LAB

"MCGEE! Mcgee can you hear me!" Abby said shaking the comatose agent.

"Toni! Abby! What is all the racket- Oh my…." Ducky had walked in after hearing Abby's cries. Toni had ripped up one of Abby's lab coats and was using the shreds as a make-shift bandage until the medics came.

"Probie? PROBIE! If you die now Mcgee I'll revive you and kill you myself! It'll be like "Frankenstein's Monster."!" The senior agent growled.

"Except Gibbs will be the angry townspeople!"

Gibbs! That damned agent! Toni thought angrily. He had hung up before Toni could tell him about Mcgee. He grabbed his cell and dialed Gibbs.

"Gibbs!"

"What's the problem Dinozzoi?"

"Mcgee was-"

"Stabbed. I know Toni."

He hung up. Toni knew that Gibbs could do some pretty scary stuff but this was The Twilight Zone-ish.

BACK IN THE HALLWAY.

I was having a really long week. First my parents were kidnapped, I got stuck with two brothers and one had no body. And now I'm finding out that my history teacher is a Philosopher's Stone. Great. I closed my eyes.

"So let's see if I have my facts right. So a Homunculus in a flask tricked Hoenhiem into making him immortal a couple hundred centuries ago." I said looking over at Hoenhiem.

"Then a few more centuries later Halo came to-"Ziva's cell interrupted me. We all turned to her; she frowned and faced away from us and answered the call.

"Toni? What happened?"

"-Toni Speaking but is unintelligible to the audience behind Ziva-"

"Is he alright?"

"-Toni speaking again-"

"Does Gibbs-?"

"HE KNOWS! –Toni speaking again-"

We winced as Toni yelled. Ziva blinked a few times.

"Has Gibbs…The Direc-"

"-Toni laughing-"

"Yes what was I thinking? Gibbs getting permission from the Director what a joke, Goodbye Toni."

Ziva snapped her cell shut and sighed. She took out a pair of handcuffs I noticed for the first time. She walked over to Edward; I think Al snapped when Ziva said:

"Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric you two are under arrest for the murders of Dean Gould and Howard Kasen."

"NII-SANN!" I don't think it was anger but a mix of panic and confusion. I grabbed Al's right arm while Halo got his left and Hoenhiem grabbed his shoulders. I dug my heels as Al still progressed as Ziva read Edward's rights.

"You have the right to remain silent-"

"I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE!"

"If you give up this right anything and everything you say will be used against you-"

"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT? I'M NOT A MURDERER!"

"NII-SANN!"

"You have a right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney the court will assign you one."

"I DON'T NEED A DAMN ATTORNEY BECAUSE I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE!"

"Why do I feel like this is going in the direction of a Phoenix Wright case?"

I said under my breath. Halo raised her eyebrows

"Aren't you a little young to be playing a game like that?" She said.

"Well it's not all that-"I was right in the middle of telling Halo that the game wasn't all that bad when there was a horrific crunching sound from the end of the hall.

EDWARD'S POV.

I turned to the wall Halo had transmuted and stared at the huge hole that was punched in the wall.

"Uh anyone care to explain that?" Allie said nervously from the end of the hall. Ziva unlocked the handcuffs and took her gun out; I transmuted a spear Halo came running up behind me wielding a scythe, Alphonse had a sword, and Allie came to stand beside him with a bull whip Al must've transmuted for her.

"What do you plan to do with that?"

"Well either I've seen to many Indiana Jones movies and use something from that, or I'll improvise." Allie said unwrapping the whip. Ziva fired a few shorts out the hole and got an aggravated roar on the second shot; a paw with deadly sharp talons burst through the hole creating an even bigger hole. Allie gulped but stood her ground; then the Chimera itself bust through the wall. I was pretty sure that it a was a three-way cross between a cheetah, a lizard, and a viper considering the fang tips that protruded from it's upper jaw. It hissed angrily and pounced. A sharp cracking sound filled the air and the chimera tumbled to the ground yowling and covering its face with its paws. Allie was coiling the bull whip; preparing for a counter attack. Halo finished the chimera off sending her scythe cart-wheeling through the air and into the creature's stomach. It let out a demonic scream and lay still. Allie let out sigh of relief

"Well that was over like that:" She snapped her fingers and a flicker of flame appeared at her fingers tips.

"Oh…my…God." Halo said staring at Allie's hand.

"Oh please don't tell me that this is caused by Alchemy!" Allie yelled staring at her hand.

"B-but Mustang is the only one who can use Flame Alchemy…" I muttered to myself. Halo grabbed Allie's hand and looked at her palm.

"Craaaaap." Halo said then motioned for Al and me to come over. Halo looked over her shoulder; Hoenhiem was talking to Ziva. I looked at Allie's palm and saw nothing out of the ordinary.

"Hold on…" Allie said and shifted her hand to the right: all of a sudden a familiar transmutation circle appeared on her palm.

"Crap. This is bad…" I pondered this for a minute and it hit me:

"MY GOD YOU'RE RELATED TO MUSTANG!"

Allie's POV.

"I'm related to who?" I asked raising an eyebrow after Edward released my hand.

"Mustang is someone we know back in Armestirs." Alphonse said looking at the mark on my palm.

"And why's Edward sobbing?" I said looking at the hysterical alchemist.

"Uh let me explain…."

NCIS BULLPEN: GIBBS'S DESK.

Gibbs was looking over Ducky's autopsy of the petty officers found at Great Falls when Vance walked into the bullpen.

"Gibbs I have Robert Cooley's file here." He said putting it on Gibbs's desk. Gibbs put the autopsy down and leafed through the file and found something that caught his eye. He took it out and looked at the signature at the bottom of the page: it said "Fuher Mustang." Fuher… German? He looked at the beginning of the document "This document is proof that alchemist, Riley Mustang, has passed the State Alchemist test and earned the title of the Last Ember Alchemist." Gibbs frowned. What the hell was this? He thought and looked over it again.

"Is something wrong Gibbs?" Vance asked.

"Yeah there's a problem Leon: Look at this." He handed the paper to Vance who looked over it quickly.

"Edward and Alphonse Elric might have information on this since they claim to be Alchemists." Vance said as he walked away.
"Ya think?" Gibbs said under his breath.

NCIS TRANSPORT VAN.

Allie's POV

"Oh my God! Is Mcgee alright?" I exclaimed after Ziva told us what happened to Mcgee and shoving Edward out of the way so that I could get to the window.

"The medics say that he is no longer in critical condition…" Ziva said then did an illegal U-turn. Sending us all flying (Well all except for Ziva and Hoenhiem who were sitting in the front.) Halo looked sick.

"Ugh did I forget to mention I get motion sickness?" She moaned.

"Yes!" I exclaimed.

"Halo you were in a car going fifteen miles an hour! Get over it." Edward said narrowing his eyes. Al looked over the small window and yelled:

"Red light!" We all made a grab for the multitude of handles on the boxes that held equipment for investigating a crime scene and held on for dear life as Ziva beaked; Halo bin opened and multitudes of vials fell out

"What was that?" Ziva said turning around.

"Keep you're eyes on the road!" We yelled. Ziva grabbed the wheel and we screamed as an on-coming eighteen-wheeler came our way. We all went flying in different directions; Alphonse landed on top of Halo. After a few seconds of being suspended in midair I hit the floor. Edward went flying towards the front of the band

"I can't breathe!" Halo yelled.

"I can't get up!" Alphonse said.

"Allow me." I said getting up slowly.

"Hey what about me?"

"What about you Edward!" I turned around and paused.

"Edward?"

"What!" He snapped.

"How did you get you're head stuck in the window?"

I asked using all my constitution to not drop to the ground and start laughing.

"I will not answer that dammit!"

He yelled banging his right hand against the wall.

"Let me help Alphonse and Halo first." I turned around to find that Halo had somehow managed to crawl out from under Alphonse.

"We're good. I'll help Alphonse get up. You help Shorty."

"I AM NOT SHORT!"

"Of course your not Edward." I said bracing my foot against the wall and grabbing Edward's shoulders.

"On three one…two…THREE!" I yanked as hard as I could and fell back onto the floor. Edward was covering his face though I could see blotchy red marks on his neck. Halo rifled through some of the drawers and pulled out an ice pack and handed it to Edward. The back doors opened and we all glared at Ziva.

"Well there's no real damage done to the van; but the question is how you all are."

"Well Halo almost suffocated and Edward got his head stuck in the window." I said. Halo tapped me on the shoulder.

"Uh Allie I hate to break it to you but there's a vial's worth of Amino Black on the back of you're shirt." I twisted my head around and grimaced.

"Great that's never going to come out!" I exclaimed. Ziva closed the doors and walked up front and started the van.

Edward's POV.

The ice pack was starting to melt when we pulled up in front of NCIS headquarters.

"Something tells me you should be anticipating an interrogation. Edward, Alphonse." Halo said. At times I wished that she could just be the Halo I knew from when I was a kid; the one that threatened to kill us if we messed with her alchemy notes; not the get-right-down-to-it-this-is-reality Halo.

"You really think so?" I said sarcastically. Of course they were going to interrogate us! We were suspects in a murder.

NCIS FORENSIC LAB.

Abby was doing some ballistics for another case when her monitors when insane. She ran over to the nearest monitor when the finger prints for the Cooley case came up.

"Stupid CIA!" She exclaimed madly typing on the keyboard.

"Always trying to hack into my comp- what the….?" A new fingerprint sample appeared along with Edward's it was slightly different it wasn't a total copy of Edward's print

Then a new message came up one she had seen only once or twice before.

"Suspect unknown."

"What? This means…" She grabbed the phone but then Gibbs walked in.

"What's up Abbs?" He asked casually.

"Gibbs! You have to see this!" She said running over to the monitor. Gibbs looked at the prints and frowned.

"So the Elrics aren't the killers. Besides the Elrics have alibis. They were both asleep when the crime was committed." Gibbs said walking out of the lab.

Edward's POV.

We walked through NCIS and got so many dirty looks I lost count. We walked down a long corridor; we finally stopped in a hall with two grey doors. Ziva took Alphonse into one room and I was put in the other one. It was like any other interrogation room: table, two chairs and a huge pane of one-way glass. I sat down in the one of the chairs and waited. The door opened; it was Halo.

"What do you want?"

"Just wanted to tell you that you have an alibi."

"Really? I knew"

"Yeah but where were you?"

"We some how got locked in the evidence closet…"

(And Edward would've killed me if I told you all what happened. I started to write it then he jumped out of no where and nearly killed me. Let me say that Abby is going to be more ticked off at mishandled evidence more than people who say they are vegetarian but eat chicken for the next few cases…)

"Stupid Dinozzoi…"

"What was that FullMetal?" Inquired a voice from a loudspeaker.

"Nothing! Damn." I hate feds. There worst than ten Mustangs put together.

"Well I gotta go!" Halo said walking over to the one-way glass; made a transmutation circle then went through the newly created hole in the glass; Alphonse and Allie were behind the glass.

"Nii-sann I think Dinozzoi is interrogating you."

"DAMN!"

"Good luck Edward." Halo said before sealing the hole up. Transmutation marks were all over it. Dinozzoi walked in a moment later.

"So Edward shall we start with this docu-"At that moment the door practically combusted splinters went every-where.

"Hey! Who the hell are you!" Yelled Dinozzoi. The one-way glass shattered and Halo and Allie were flung onto the table. Held down by a shadow with blood red eyes.

"Pride!" I exclaimed. A gun fired and a sharp pain traveled up my spine.

"EDWARD!" Screamed three high distinct voices. The last thing I remembered was a spurt of flame and a large black shape before everything went dark.

Sorry it took so long! I didn't mean to keep you guys waiting!

Edward: Well you kept us in Limbo long enough!

Allie: She was on vacation! Lighten up!

Edward: Like you can make me!

Allie: *Snaps fingers*

Me: Great…Alphonse get the first aid kit!

Alphonse: Okay! NII-SANN!

Edward: *Moans*