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Well, I finally got ONE review

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(Shows me walking into the building where Naruto and Co. are locked away)

Author: Oh boy I can't wait to tell them that we finally have another review… hey…

(Shows that room is empty, there is a hole through the ceiling)

Author: Dangit… and I bet that… (looks underground in room where Kakashi's porn books are supposed to be stored, they're all gone) I should've known. That bastard…

(Scene: Shows Kakashi walking down the streets of Konoha, reading five books at once)

Kakashi: Yes, I missed you my babies… I will make up for it by reading five times as much as I normally do! Especially you guys… (imagines the hundreds of new Icha Icha paradise books that came out while he was gone) heheheheheh…

Author: (poofs in) DAMNIT KAKASHI! (Grabs him and starts dragging him off by the ear, somehow him managing to keep all the books balanced on his arms without even losing his page on any of them) SAKURA, NARUTO, SASUKE, RUN, CODE RED! CODE RED!

Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto: (all hear Kakashi, were waiting on him for another meeting) AHHHHH CODE RED, CODE RED!

Sasuke: (Dives in to the river and starts trying to drown himself)

Sakura: (disguises herself as Ino)

Naruto: (Hides inside his own pants)

Author: (walks on stage carrying a wet Sasuke crying on his back) I got him… are you two coming quietly or (pulls out mysteriously glowing sword) otherwise?

Naruto and Sakura: Where the hell did you get that sword?

Author: Stole it offa some King or other.

King Arthur: (Somewhere in the middle ages) DAMN YOU AUTHOR, DAMN YOUUUUUUU

Sakura and Naruto: Fine… (pout and walk behind me)

(Back in the building) Okay… four down and… ah screw it (magically poofs everyone else back)

All: GEH!?

Author: That's right I brought you all back for more torture!

All: NOOOOoooooozzzz….

Author: Mwahahaha! First, and only,

All: Yay!

Author: Stop interrupting! First and only review. Wait… Ugh. (fixes the grammar) Don't worry I didn't change anything else… just want everyone to understand it.

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Hey, I got one for Kakashi: why are you such a perverted, book reading, dumb-butt, , moronic, stupid, bad-hair-doer, , num nuts? (Puts in room, chained to the wall, making him watch E-V-E-R-Y book of Icha Icha Paradise burn) watch em' burn (takes out stereo and puts on "Burn, baby Burn!"

Kakashi: Hey, I am not any of those things at all!

Author: Well, you did get your hair dyed purple…

Kakashi: That was the review and you know it!

Author: But you liked it.

Kakashi: You're mean.

Author: I know.

Kakashi: Wait, NOOOOOOOOOO…

Author: What?! All of them at once?! Dayamn, great idea! But since there's no wall he could be put on while he's safe we'll have to compromise.

(Everyone trudges down to the cellar where the books are kept underneat the review area)

Kakashi: (sees all his precious porn lined up on the shelves and starts weeping) Its… so beautiful…

Author: Oh god this is long overdue. (Throws Molotov Cocktails into the room and sets the entire room on fire)

(Stereo starts playing)

Author: I love this song!

All: (Dance on the floor right above the place where all of Kakashi's books are burning to the music)

Kakashi: Nooo… don't do this… you're making me angry…

Author: Uh… oh…

All: What?!

Author: I don't like where this is going…

Kakashi: You wouldn't like me… when im ANGRY! (Turns into the hulk)

Author: I KNEW IT! EVERYONE RUUUUUNNNN!

Kakashi: (Ignores burning books in anger and starts destroying the entire building)

All: (Scream and run around in terror)

Author: (Leans from somewhere out of view in front of the camera) Well, it looks like we're having some… uh… technical difficulties! We'll see you in the next chapter, so don't forget to review unless you want to wait for years for someone else to do it!