My babby is now 3 motnhs old but becaisew I am a goddess ahe is alwo a goddess byt like, a junior goddess you know? She lookes like she is 17 years old just like me and hary and is very prety. Anne is a goody mum and she always slooks after her well excpet that time when voldermort got her and out babby and triewsd to rap them!1!1!11!1!1!1 it wa sok thought because I savd them an di was called a heroo.

I don't remembers my babbys name because im hary pooter and im notr goods at rememebr ing anmes../.../ im so sorry little babby pootter.../.././.. Dems the rulews of potterdom.

Then annes woke up and said goofmorenig and I said goodsmorening back and we wernt to chek on our babby.

'What's our babbys name anne?' I asked anne.

'Her nam is flute don't you remember your own babys name harry?' anne asked me.

'Yes is do remmenber our babys mame is just wanted to check if you did' I said and she said ok so we made out in the shower but nothing naughty becauis she just had a baby names flute.

Then I herd a noice and I lookd over at the bafthrom door and dumblerdoor was watching us with a magical wand came34ra!11!1!11

'Go away!' I yelled and he ran away and we got out of the shower.

'That was scarrey harry' anne said so I tapped her donkeyt and she said

'I feel better now harry hanks for tappign my donkey it hade me feel better lots.' She said.

Then we got dressed and got flute and went down to the grate hall and had our breakfast. When we have breakfast I have pumkion juise and bakon and eggs. Anne has bakon and eggs too but without meet becauise she's a vegentarian and a glas of milk. Flute nom noms on annes nipples because that's what babys doo. I like to watcxh becaise that's what men do, and im a man. Dems the ruls of mandom.

then we went to class and flute cried sadly and we left and went to our bedfroom. But then... voldermort flew into our room with his death eaters and kidnapped us on his broom and flew away with us!11!1!1

'Oh no!' anne cried and so did flute.

'Oh yes!' voldermort cried and so did his detah eaters.

'I don't like you' said belartix and anne glared angrily at ehr.

Voldermort flew us into his bat lair and put us in a cage that was majical so we couldnt get out of it. I almost creid. But I didnt. Becauswe I am harry pottr.

'I have caught you again harry portter!' voldermort said and I threw dirt from the floor at him and he cried. He's not a man. Men fdont cry.

'That wasn't very nice harry pottre so you hav to come to my secret room and I will punish you vecause that wasn't very nice.' He said asnd he let me out of the cage and took me to the secret room.

'Im going to cloose the door now so dont try and get out!' he said.

'Okay voldermort.' I said and he closed the door.

Lie down!' voldermoert said when he had closed the door and I lied now. Then voldermort took off his dark wizards robes that he got from madam malkins evil range!111!1!11

'Whgat are you doing!' is aid and he sat on my face!

'I am rapping you little pottre boy, just like I as planing on doing when you wer a little bbay!' he cakled meanly.

'Noooooo!' I shouted sadly as he rapped me.

I cried.

Then he stopped rapping me.

So I stopped crying.

'I will let you go now poteer!' voldermort said.

I grabbed Anne and Flute fastly and we ran all the way bak to hogwarts.

2 WEEKS LATER.

'Anne... I'm pregnant...'